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On 12/18/2023 at 1:46 PM, Pescado_Rojo said:

cankles getting worse

Can't fight genetics.  If she doesn't cut out the carbs she will turn into danny devito.

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Not bodacious like the thread namesake, but representing.

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16 hours ago, TOR said:

Not bodacious like the thread namesake, but representing.

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More.

Name, too.

2 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

More.

Name, too.

Valentina rodriguez, ADN 40 mornings.  She is fire and she knows it.

49 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

And a Good Day TO YOU!

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Lewinsky-esque stain on her little green dress. 

42 minutes ago, nnm said:

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Lewinsky-esque stain on her little green dress. 

I apologize for nothing

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God bless channel 11 in Houston. Give HR a raise.

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J Rey is the queen but Kim Castro gives me the feeling I used to get climbing the ropes in gym class.

2 hours ago, txduck87 said:

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God bless channel 11 in Houston. Give HR a raise.

X, X, 2, 1

2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Damn, I watched all :58 waiting for something. 


I Kept waiting for her to turn around

On 2/1/2024 at 7:09 AM, txduck87 said:

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God bless channel 11 in Houston. Give HR a raise.

Needs more Chita

4 hours ago, tx ind said:

Needs more Chita

You rang?

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That is one prodigious pooper

Bodacious Butt.

39 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

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That's a lot of woman. 

I bet she could take the chrome off a trailer hitch. 

New weather girl on Channel 2 in Houston. Brittany Begley.

 

 

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OK, kprc is clearly subscribed to this thread.

Valentina.

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And then MX throws you a fastball.

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16 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Lard ass.

And then she puts that big  butt in your face, and it was like 'OH MI PAPI  

Wait, what?

Jala Washington of KXAN looking like a little snack this morning in some tight-fitting shiny shit.

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OMG morning edition!

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Viviana.

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Jala Washington of KXAN looking like a little snack this morning in some tight-fitting shiny shit.
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Jala is awesome but my God she can barely read a teleprompter. One of these days I'm afraid KXAN is going to can her for being unable to pronounce names & words for shit, but maybe they're just cool with her being so bad because how many people really care at 7AM on Saturday?

OT: JFC that skyline in the background. 

 

Been watching a bit of Way Too Early before work on weekdays and Weather person Angie Lassman has grabbed my attention... 

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31 minutes ago, Underdog said:

OT: JFC that skyline in the background. 

 

Been watching a bit of Way Too Early before work on weekdays and Weather person Angie Lassman has grabbed my attention... 

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She looks like she has daddy issues. 

Did someone say MILFtastic?

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8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

A guy can hope.

This is so wrong.   And so Surly.

4 minutes ago, TOR said:

This is so wrong.   And so Surly.

How the fuck else do you think I get women to sleep with me?

 

As my grandpa used to say, “If that dress was a half inch shorter she’d need two hairdos!” (It was a different time.)

As my grandpa used to say, “If that dress was a half inch shorter she’d need two hairdos!” (It was a different time.)

Or as the great Morris Day once said in a classic film,”You got to shave when you leave the house in a dress like that. And I don’t mean ya legs.”

Good Morning.

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