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On 2/16/2024 at 10:01 AM, ztejas said:

That's a lot of woman. 

I bet she could take the chrome off a trailer hitch. 

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12 hours ago, TOR said:

Did someone say MILFtastic?

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Calves bigger than mine… WNB. 

15 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:
On 2/17/2024 at 8:20 AM, ztejas said:
Jala Washington of KXAN looking like a little snack this morning in some tight-fitting shiny shit.
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Jala is awesome but my God she can barely read a teleprompter. One of these days I'm afraid KXAN is going to can her for being unable to pronounce names & words for shit, but maybe they're just cool with her being so bad because how many people really care at 7AM on Saturday?

So... On the thread of hot ass news, we get one black chick... and the first response isnt about her looks, but that she's not well spoken. 

Guess what... I don't even know if Jennifer Reyna or any of these other chicks are literate. Don't care.  I didn't come here to see Michelle Obama and Oprah speak, did I?

No, I can here to see them white wimmen tiddays and a sprinkle of minorities that earned the right (and I suppose that includes Pooja, because she's 4'2" which creates some intrigue.)

This isn't NPR.

This is surly.

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You need to go further back in the thread then. We’ve all drooled over Mia from Ch 11 in Houston already. 

Pretty sure Surly is Equal Opportunity fap.  

2 hours ago, Slacks said:

So... On the thread of hot ass news, we get one black chick... and the first response isnt about her looks, but that she's not well spoken. 

Guess what... I don't even know if Jennifer Reyna or any of these other chicks are literate. Don't care.  I didn't come here to see Michelle Obama and Oprah speak, did I?

No, I can here to see them white wimmen tiddays and a sprinkle of minorities that earned the right (and I suppose that includes Pooja, because she's 4'2" which creates some intrigue.)

This isn't NPR.

This is surly.

No, the first part of my response was "Jala's awesome." And she is. She's great in many ways & I watch her religiously every Sat and Sun morning. But she fucks up names on the reg (as I'm sure others do; I just don't watch them) & I hope that it's not held against her.

And I refuse to believe that over 34 pages that La Quita Culpepper has NOT been given her proper accolades. I saw her first (probably quite literally; she lived down the street in HS).

16 hours ago, Underdog said:

OT: JFC that skyline in the background. 

 

Been watching a bit of Way Too Early before work on weekdays and Weather person Angie Lassman has grabbed my attention... 

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4 hours ago, Slacks said:

So... On the thread of hot ass news, we get one black chick... and the first response isnt about her looks, but that she's not well spoken. 

Guess what... I don't even know if Jennifer Reyna or any of these other chicks are literate. Don't care.  I didn't come here to see Michelle Obama and Oprah speak, did I?

No, I can here to see them white wimmen tiddays and a sprinkle of minorities that earned the right (and I suppose that includes Pooja, because she's 4'2" which creates some intrigue.)

This isn't NPR.

This is surly.

I actually think she's a pretty good journalist/reporter.

But it's not like anyone doing local news in Austin is particularly talented. 

Because Slacks little fee-fees were hurt.

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Dang I'm going to fap to my own post.  

On 2/17/2024 at 9:01 AM, TOR said:

Viviana.

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This is the morning crew on this Jauarez channel.  Holy Cow KPRC has noting.  

On 2/17/2024 at 10:01 AM, TOR said:

Viviana.

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Spoiler

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Dangit, Cletus.

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7 hours ago, TOR said:

This is the morning crew on this Jauarez channel.  Holy Cow KPRC has noting.  

Juarez. And yes.

23 hours ago, Slacks said:

I don't even know if Jennifer Reyna or any of these other chicks are literate.

Narrator:  She isn’t. 
Channel 2 tried her at the anchor desk a few times and she really struggled. 

9 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Juarez. And yes.

 

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11 hours ago, TOR said:

Dangit, Cletus.

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Posting Telemundo weather chicks is cheating basically, it's such low hanging fruit. It's like posting Liz Hurley pics on the 40+ thread...I'm not complaining of course, it's just too easy. 

45 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Posting Telemundo weather chicks is cheating basically

I regret nothing!

KPRC’s Corley Peel seems talented. Not too sure about those Peggy Hill feet though…570f7016e2c832ea41ecd1b192c078bc.jpg

That lens, pose, crop combo isn't doing any favors. She might not actually have flippers for feet irl. 

That lens, pose, crop combo isn't doing any favors. She might not actually have flippers for feet irl. 

I’ll look over my shoulders next time and let you know.
3 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:

KPRC’s Corley Peel seems talented. Not too sure about those Peggy Hill feet though…570f7016e2c832ea41ecd1b192c078bc.jpg

Morton's toe.....WNB

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On 2/18/2024 at 9:41 AM, TOR said:

Pretty sure Surly is Equal Opportunity fap.  

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Are we still doing the diversity thing? Denise Middleton is the MILF I believe we can all get behind. 3d74219cece5ea3a8111517faa4e1c50.jpg

3 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:

Are we still doing the diversity thing? Denise Middleton is the MILF I believe we would all like to can all get behind. 3d74219cece5ea3a8111517faa4e1c50.jpg

Fixed it.

On 2/16/2024 at 9:21 AM, BigDHornfan said:

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She ain't exactly pretty

She ain't exactly small

But at 42-39-56 

You can say she's got it all

Ain't no fairy story

Ain't no skin and bones

But she give it all she got

Weighing in at 19 stones

2 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

She ain't exactly pretty

She ain't exactly small

But at 42-39-56 

You can say she's got it all

Ain't no fairy story

Ain't no skin and bones

But she give it all she got

Weighing in at 19 stones

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She ain't exactly pretty
She ain't exactly small
But at 42-39-56 
You can say she's got it all
Ain't no fairy story
Ain't no skin and bones
But she give it all she got
Weighing in at 19 stones

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Wish I was the goat on top of Hannah.
Or behind her taking the picture.
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16 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

Wish I was the goat on top of Hannah.
Or behind her taking the picture.

 

 

On 2/20/2024 at 3:13 PM, GoPokes83 said:

KPRC’s Corley Peel seems talented. Not too sure about those Peggy Hill feet though…570f7016e2c832ea41ecd1b192c078bc.jpg

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10 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Hanna needs to hang out with her friend more often. 

 

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1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

How does she know those weren’t women honking?

Subaru horns sound different.

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

How does she know those weren’t women honking?

She enjoyed every one. 

8 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

How does she know those weren’t women honking?

They all stayed in their lanes.

On 2/18/2024 at 10:42 AM, GhostOfTomJoad said:

No, the first part of my response was "Jala's awesome." And she is. She's great in many ways & I watch her religiously every Sat and Sun morning. But she fucks up names on the reg (as I'm sure others do; I just don't watch them) & I hope that it's not held against her.

And I refuse to believe that over 34 pages that La Quita Culpepper has NOT been given her proper accolades. I saw her first (probably quite literally; she lived down the street in HS).

Very late to this conversation.  She's a good reporter and easy on the eyes.  Was she in HS when you were in HS?  If so, you and I went to the same HS around the same time :).

1 hour ago, boilerhorn said:

Very late to this conversation.  She's a good reporter and easy on the eyes.  Was she in HS when you were in HS?  If so, you and I went to the same HS around the same time :).

Yep. Quita was class of '87, I was '88. Good times.

4 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

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So Coach was right, Albania's land is mountainous 

 

 

43 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

So Coach was right, Albania's land is mountainous 

 

 

Coach was such a brilliant character. In idle moments, to wind down, I’ve been watching Cheers on Paramount Plus. That first half of the series with Coach was very clever. 

Diane was an inferior character to Rebecca, but Coach was better than Woody. Probably because the actors themselves were superior in both cases. 
Case in point, I recently watched True Detective, first season. McConaughey acts circles around Harrelson. Harrelson just isn’t a good actor.

But he did get the scenes with the hotties in True Detective, so advantage: Woody!

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