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11 minutes ago, nnm said:

Someone send that poor child a plate of cheeseburgers ASAP. 

It is wrong.  And hawt.  Not sure if I should fap.  

3 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Has a bit of Stephanie Abrams Secretariat going on

And I still say Giddyup!

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This was the best cold front to ever hit EP.

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11 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Hannah is fucking perfect. Even my wife likes looking at her 

Since you’re so intent on following me around to other threads, is your wife as fucking brain dead as your old ass?

It’s fucking Hanna, you imbecile. 

2 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Since you’re so intent on following me around to other threads, is your wife as fucking brain dead as your old ass?

It’s fucking Hanna, you imbecile. 

Moron..I didn't even notice I was quoting your post. You're so insignificant I dont even realize it's you. So why you don't you just shut the fuck up

You have an incredible infatuation with me, you post about me in threads I’m not even involved in. You’re fucking 57 & obsessed with an internet stranger. 

12 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

I really think some posters on this site need serious heavy medication

d&d yes GIF by Hyper RPG

3 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

d&d yes GIF by Hyper RPG

I keep snorting it and nothing.

 

what in the world... this seems like old shaggy all over again

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From what I understand, she is only boning 2 of her personal trainers in Dallas.    

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17 hours ago, TOR said:

From what I understand, she is only boning 2 of her personal trainers in Dallas.    

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Wouldn't they be boning her?  Or is she that skinny again?

On 6/24/2024 at 11:01 AM, TOR said:

It is wrong.  And hawt.  Not sure if I should fap.  

will fap enough for both of us

How many personal trainers does she have to be boning 2 of them? 

Her right tit seems to be much larger than her left one.
Not a problem however.

She probably needs me to give it a good squishing down for her.
3 hours ago, Underdog said:

How many personal trainers does she have to be boning 2 of them? 

And would she like one more? 

On 7/7/2024 at 6:35 PM, TOR said:

From what I understand, she is only boning 2 of her personal trainers in Dallas.    

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Go on?

On 6/24/2024 at 1:01 PM, TOR said:

It is wrong.  And hawt.  Not sure if I should fap.  

Fap first. 
Ask questions later.

On 7/7/2024 at 6:35 PM, TOR said:

From what I understand, she is only boning 2 of her personal trainers in Dallas.    

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Her first husband started out as her trainer as well, he was also running a little, ahem "supplement " business at the time.  This is him minus at least 50 pounds from those days

 

 

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Eff it, Yanet thread.

 

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opps

 

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32 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Can you imagine? I mean can you even fucking imagine?

I have hit out of my league a number of times. but that business is over the top.  

Bet she complains about everything, tho.

And then there's ADN40.

 

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