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3 minutes ago, txhorns said:

Does biking give you a big ass?

I wouldn't necessarily say big, but developed and firm? Yes.

Definitely something I could get behind. I'd love to get dirty with her 😉

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59 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

It’s a traffic light. Miss Hanna Battah in yellow. 

 

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3 hours ago, spystud13 said:

It’s a traffic light. Miss Hanna Battah in yellow. 

 

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Fuck: Red

Marry: Yellow

Kill: Green

On 6/3/2019 at 11:26 PM, TexasMan said:

She broke a lot of hearts today.

 

 

Going to assume that’s her brother and that’s how it is in their family. 

On 6/12/2019 at 6:04 AM, spystud13 said:

It’s a traffic light. Miss Hanna Battah in yellow. 

 

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3,1,2

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On 6/13/2019 at 4:14 AM, mulletpelini said:

Look at the ears on that goblin

Shut the fuck up.  She can hear you typing....

On 7/11/2019 at 4:43 PM, spystud13 said:

Hanna again 

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In front of Mrs Rojo, her whole family, and her lawyer. 

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

In front of Mrs Rojo, her whole family, and her lawyer. 

Damn, Mrs. Rojo knows how to party. You'r a lucky man.

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Y'all in Houston got another. Taniya Wright (right side) who was at a Tulsa station just a year or so ago. I attended a birthday party for my wife's friend and she was a guest, wearing a tiny black dress. Stunning. I still follow her on social media. Nice add to the cute preggo to the left.

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Does it ever bother any of you that most of these bimbos seem like they have zero idea what they are reading on their teleprompters? Like they could be reading the phone book and wouldn’t know the difference?

Yea, me neither.

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

Does it ever bother any of you that most of these bimbos seem like they have zero idea what they are reading on their teleprompters? Like they could be reading the phone book and wouldn’t know the difference?

Yea, me neither.

I remember one gal here in SA started crying while reading about a little kid that died.  Her co-anchor finished the story, and she apologized later for breaking down.  She was pregnant at the time, so I don't blame her one bit.  But I do think it would help to be as automatic as possible, and not think about some of the shit you have to read. 

 

Anyway, this post needs pics.

 

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2 hours ago, spystud13 said:

This one was the traffic girl for Good Day Fox 4 in DFW, left to tryout to be a Cowboys’ cheerleader. Just posted today she didn’t make it, so we’ll see if she goes back to the newsroom. 

 

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Former Texas Pom. 

2 hours ago, miguelito said:

I remember one gal here in SA started crying while reading about a little kid that died.  Her co-anchor finished the story, and she apologized later for breaking down.  She was pregnant at the time, so I don't blame her one bit.  But I do think it would help to be as automatic as possible, and not think about some of the shit you have to read. 

 

Anyway, this post needs pics.

 

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20 hours ago, spystud13 said:

This one was the traffic girl for Good Day Fox 4 in DFW, left to tryout to be a Cowboys’ cheerleader. Just posted today she didn’t make it, so we’ll see if she goes back to the newsroom. 

 

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I would tongue bathe those legs till it fell out. 

Rarely do I click on an Instagram link and am awed, call it internet desensitization or whatever, but holy shit that girl is spectacular

On 6/12/2019 at 2:08 PM, Jersey Man10 said:
On 6/12/2019 at 6:04 AM, spystud13 said:
It’s a traffic light. Miss Hanna Battah in yellow. 
 
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3, 2, 1

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3, 1, 2 is the correct order. 

Idk. 3 is definitely the dirtiest one. You can tell by the look in her eyes.

That's not even the best picture of 3. Kylie Capps (I think)

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16 hours ago, retread said:

That's not even the best picture of 3. Kylie Capps (I think)

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1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Nice bods. Total butterfaces.

The little head to the side pose bothers the shit out of me, and yeah there are a ton of prettier faces all over the place. It should go without saying that neither of those comments means "would not bang." Would smash with extreme prejudice.

On 8/15/2019 at 5:58 PM, Jersey Man10 said:

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If I saw them before a game, I’d just follow them around everywhere they went. Not sure how I’d explain that to the wife. 

Nice bods. Total butterfaces.
For fuck's sake.
1 hour ago, Paco said:
On 8/16/2019 at 12:26 PM, TrashMaster G said:
Nice bods. Total butterfaces.

For fuck's sake.

I think that's the basic idea 

On 8/15/2019 at 6:33 PM, retread said:

That's not even the best picture of 3. Kylie Capps (I think)

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Unfortunately, she’s a sooner. 

Not much talent here, watching the left give weather right now

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"The KWCH milking team may not be this year's champs.... but we're still at the fair all weekend! Come see us!"

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milking team lol

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That apology is fucking great. He did get to touch her bare leg which I’ll bet was nice. 

He should have to apologize for groping her leg. It wouldn’t be any less ridiculous than the original apology.

2 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

How do you get this far in life when you are this fucking stupid

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