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18 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Howard Cossell is rolling over in his grave.  

So he doesn’t have to lay on his erection?

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47 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So he doesn’t have to lay on his erection?

Only if Cassius is laying in there with him. 

5 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

How do you get this far in life when you are this fucking stupid

 

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I don’t whether to laugh or cry. Or fap.
39 minutes ago, Lat22 said:


I don’t whether to laugh or cry. Or fap.

when in doubt, whip it out! 

Alex needs to turn the tables and file a #MeToo complaint regarding Jason's bold, lingering hand placement.

On 8/31/2019 at 12:30 PM, Underdog said:

3,1,2

You got your 3 and 1 backwards

6 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

You got your 3 and 1 backwards

This and it’s not even close

3 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

her feet are too big, total pity fuck

she could be 6' +   would they be ok then?

Here's some mustard and ketchup for your Labor Day weiner.

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On 8/31/2019 at 11:21 AM, spystud13 said:

Julia on left 

 

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going 2, 3, 1. 

3 hours ago, Anastasis said:

going 2, 3, 1. 

Well, we agree that you can do that. But you would be wrong.

16 hours ago, texasjacket said:

Let me try this again...Let me introduce Kayla Bertucci on WGNO

Horse face.  Would not fuck.

 

She's smoking, but I have a number of questions about what's going on under those shoes on that shelf-thingy?  

6 hours ago, Lobo said:

She's smoking, but I have a number of questions about what's going on under those shoes on that shelf-thingy?  

maybe she is friends with siswet? although it would have to be an international acquaintance.

On 8/31/2019 at 11:21 AM, spystud13 said:

Julia on left 

 

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That blondo has the longest left forearm I have ever seen. WNB.

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Things I learned today... 

2006-19 is “more than 15 years”. Hmm. 

In other words, we’re letting her go because she wanted too much money for doing the traffic.

Criminals, most likely replace her with that backup weatherman.  Out

Damn, losing Lainie Fritz and Reyna is going to hurt. Dominique no longer has bullpen help. 

26 minutes ago, Player said:

Damn, losing Lainie Fritz and Reyna is going to hurt. Dominique no longer has bullpen help. 

Yeah no shit...Channel 2 better get their act together. Where are their priorities???!!! 

On 8/31/2019 at 11:21 AM, spystud13 said:

Julia on left 

 

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On 9/2/2019 at 6:38 PM, Anastasis said:

going 2, 3, 1. 

Agreed. 2 and 3 need to eat a sammich every now and then. Obviously, still would.

1 hour ago, Lat22 said:

In other words, we’re letting her go because she wanted too much money for doing the traffic.

"We found a hotter girl who would do the same job for less. " 

3 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

"We found a hotter girl who would do the same job for less. " 

With smaller nostrils.

30 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

"We found a hotter girl who would do the same job for less. " 

We could only hope, but I doubt it.  

On 8/29/2019 at 8:42 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

So he doesn’t have to lay on his erection?

*lie

 

On 8/29/2019 at 9:30 AM, Underdog said:

Only if Cassius is laying in there with him. 

*lying

https://twitter.com/KPRC2Taisha/status/1184941704039849984?s=20

In a statement, KPRC 2 General Manager Jerry Martin wrote, “After a long, good faith negotiation between both parties, we could not come to a new agreement with Jennifer. Her last day will be (Friday) on KPRC. Jennifer has been a part of the KPRC family for more than 15 years. We thank her for all her hard work as an anchor and traffic reporter as well as her dedication to community events. We wish her a great future.”

She's done on air traffic for 15 years, what is she qualified to do next?

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They tried to cross train her as an anchor, but that whole reading thing tripped her up. 

14 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

They tried to cross train her as an anchor, but that whole reading thing tripped her up. 

Then she’s qualified to be President? /no cr

5 hours ago, gecko said:

 

She's done on air traffic for 15 years, what is she qualified to do next?

I might have a few ideas she can try

20 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

"We found a hotter girl who would do the same job for less. " 

20 hours ago, 'stache said:

With smaller nostrils.

 

and without cankles.....

 

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Hair in a weird ponytail Thursday and no show Friday.

On 9/4/2019 at 9:16 AM, HOOKEM4 said:

That blondo has the longest left forearm I have ever seen. WNB.

The better to fist you with, my dear.

On 10/20/2019 at 1:36 PM, deter said:

Hair in a weird ponytail Thursday and no show Friday.

So she’s a high maintenance bitch in addition to the cankles. Who could’ve guessed?

On 10/18/2019 at 11:59 AM, JimmyHoffa said:

 

and without cankles.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

26 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So she’s a high maintenance bitch in addition to the cankles. Who could’ve guessed?

nttawtt, but maybe you too should meet. you seem to have something in common

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25 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


So what does the replacement look like

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