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i always like when my favorite shows feature a surprise guest star.

I drink one hurricane imma show you my puss

2 earthquakes imma show you my.butt

Roads were pretty empty earlier coming back from LAX, haven’t seen that before. 

Are we going to get a socal wildfire for the trifecta

7 minutes ago, Smax said:

Are we going to get a socal wildfire for the trifecta

The Aristocrats!

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

i always like when my favorite shows feature a surprise guest star.

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1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

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Betty was on there a few times,   Check out this lineup during one of those times (not that the Pillage People wouldn’t haven’t been awesome to hang out with on the Love Boat)

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1 hour ago, LonghornSean said:

And an earthquake just hit near LA

 

 

59 minutes ago, Smax said:

Are we going to get a socal wildfire for the trifecta

 

Seems unlikely, given that the desert is getting absolutely drenched (predicting 2-5 inches per hour East San Diego), so no trif--

 

A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!!!

 

 

 

I'm so glad I drove home from Merced yesterday instead of today.

My part of SD, it's just basically a decent-sized rain. Not that bad.

 

Anyway, this seems appropriate.

 

42 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Mudslides will probably be the winner on the superfecta

Sharkicane

15 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Don't forget looting

Really? Where?

3 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

If I’m in SoCal right now, I’m not resting until there are eyes on Oprah.

Don't hold your breath, she's still in Maui.

 

 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Hurrinadoquake

That's nothing. We had a tiger-quake-nado in Oklahoma 7-8 years ago. A tornado blew up an exotic zoo and the tigers escaped. Then we had an earthquake on top of that. 

You guys always talk about how Oklahoma sucks but you really have no idea. 

Hillary told Monica.  Step back bitch, this time I'm doing the blowing 

Just heavy rain.  Otherwise pretty manageable here.

48 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Just heavy rain.  Otherwise pretty manageable here.

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7 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Just heavy rain. 

Describe it to us. Slowly.

55 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Describe it to us. Slowly.

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Radar looks clear 

Lol OK Spectrum. Will I need to check in safe on Facebook too? 

 

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Local radio was reporting a couple mudslides already but I didn’t get much more info been busy as hell all morning. Still working on Texas time but being done around 2-3 pm everyday is pretty nice

5 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

 

Crazy. But also…is that first tweet from a Carolyn Bessette Kennedy fan account haha?

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6 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

 

fuck the dodgers

Pretty sure that's just a wet parking lot

55 minutes ago, bonnieblue said:

Crazy. But also…is that first tweet from a Carolyn Bessette Kennedy fan account haha?

Yep.  Lots of good news, like

Mission Impossible Completed: It was recently reported that the rescue of millions of children from a labyrinth of underground tunnels across the globe has been completed by World Alliance #Military Forces.

• Those efforts first by Navy Seals and US Marines and then by military forces across the Globe began over four years ago, way back on Wed. 16 Oct. 2019 and only after a year of training on very complicated underground tunnel rescue operations.

• The Navy Seals and US Marines first rescue was of an unbelievable 2,100 children being held in cages in underground tunnels at the California China Lake Military facility. The children and teens were said to have been sexually abused, tortured and killed to collect their adrenaline and organs. Since then millions more tortured and dead children were found in underground tunnels across the Globe. Military forces of various countries combined with the Navy Seals and US Marines in the rescue efforts – truly unsung heros.

21 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yep.  Lots of good news, like

Mission Impossible Completed: It was recently reported that the rescue of millions of children from a labyrinth of underground tunnels across the globe has been completed by World Alliance #Military Forces.

• Those efforts first by Navy Seals and US Marines and then by military forces across the Globe began over four years ago, way back on Wed. 16 Oct. 2019 and only after a year of training on very complicated underground tunnel rescue operations.

• The Navy Seals and US Marines first rescue was of an unbelievable 2,100 children being held in cages in underground tunnels at the California China Lake Military facility. The children and teens were said to have been sexually abused, tortured and killed to collect their adrenaline and organs. Since then millions more tortured and dead children were found in underground tunnels across the Globe. Military forces of various countries combined with the Navy Seals and US Marines in the rescue efforts – truly unsung heros.

Here is top secret video of that rescue actually happening:

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Question: do you have a Top Secret security clearance?  If so, go ahead and click (I trust you!):

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Wait, I mean "Top Secret security clearance" from the U.S.  

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9 hours ago, Rip76 said:

Cruel joke.

 

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Congrats to Falfurrias, I guess. Assholes.

On 8/20/2023 at 5:24 PM, Buzzrock said:

Welp, your ship can get smashed into the pier and/or pushed away from the pier. 

3AM we had a freak wind storm push us away front the pier and lost the gangway down the side. Smashed it to shit. Also lost shore power and had to spin up ship generator. We’re in home port so only a third of the crew is standing duty. Spent the next 3 hours in a undermanned sea and anchor detail tying addition lines down with the assistance of a tugboat. 

it was zero fun and dangerous as fuck 

1 hour ago, NAVY said:

Welp, your ship can get smashed into the pier and/or pushed away from the pier. 

3AM we had a freak wind storm push us away front the pier and lost the gangway down the side. Smashed it to shit. Also lost shore power and had to spin up ship generator. We’re in home port so only a third of the crew is standing duty. Spent the next 3 hours in a undermanned sea and anchor detail tying addition lines down with the assistance of a tugboat. 

it was zero fun and dangerous as fuck 

Username checks out

14 hours ago, Rip76 said:

Cruel joke.

 

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Any rain for Texas is good. But damn, that storm has the direction to end up going across Mexico and dropping more rain on Cali and the SW. 

 

My weather app is still being optimistic but based on the radar I don't even see SA getting more than a sprinkle today.

48 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

My weather app is still being optimistic but based on the radar I don't even see SA getting more than a sprinkle today.

I’m here in SA staring at the radar like

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On 8/18/2023 at 8:22 PM, Brisketexan said:


It was ALWAYS going to be that way. Only Charlie Browns running up to kick the football ever thought any different.

RAIN! Suck it, Lucy.

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