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San Antonio Spurs 2023 Offseason - Voodoo Dolls and Ping Pong Balls

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I don't know what jobu doll shit Pop and the Spurs have cooking but damn they kinda have this lottery thing figured out.

Be interesting what they do with the roster.

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    This franchise is so fucking lucky. It’s one thing to win the lottery three times. It’s entirely another to win it three times and each time there’s a no brainer generational prospect waiting for you.

  • Oh, and fuck Kawhi Leonard.

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1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

I don't know what jobu doll shit Pop and the Spurs have cooking but damn they kinda have this lottery thing figured out.

Be interesting what they do with the roster.

 

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This franchise is so fucking lucky. It’s one thing to win the lottery three times. It’s entirely another to win it three times and each time there’s a no brainer generational prospect waiting for you. Holy shit. Go spurs go. 

No need for mental gymnastics on a criminal either

1 minute ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

This franchise is so fucking lucky. It’s one thing to win the lottery three times. It’s entirely another to win it three times and each time there’s a no brainer generational prospect waiting for you. Holy shit. Go spurs go. 

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Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Lol at the Pistons. Oops. 2005 triggered for Pistons fans.

that when they picked darko?

1 minute ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

This franchise is so fucking lucky. It’s one thing to win the lottery three times. It’s entirely another to win it three times and each time there’s a no brainer generational prospect waiting for you. Holy shit. Go spurs go. 

Having both the Admiral and Timmy around will be great resources for Wemby...

Are we honking down Commerce tonight?

2 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

that when they picked darko?

Finals. Blocked them from the top prize  again like vintage Duncan.

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Finals. Blocked them from the top prize  again like vintage Duncan.

oh yes i do remember that quite well. i thought you were making a draft joke though

Is the Spurs Wemby jersey up for sale yet.

I gotta be honest I need to go watch some highlights of the dude.

Also, lol at reading through the Houston thread. They mad.

2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Is the Spurs Wemby jersey up for sale yet.

Yes, but another week is needed for custom-tailored ones.

That was legitimately the most excited I’ve been about anything NBA-related since Game 1 of the 2017 WCF. As an admittedly terrible fan since Kawhi bailed, I’m so pumped to fully restore my only pro sports interest. Go Spurs Go.

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this is so disrespectful to Corey Alexander and Kyle "SloMo" Anderson

Thought it was exciting for the Blackhawks to steal the NHL lotto but this is next level shit.  Pop is a legend and a great human being to boot.  Good for him, the Spurs, and Wemby.  

Good for the Spurs and good for Victor.  Detroit and Houston would have just fucked it up.

Look forward to the OKC/SA rivalry back on in 2-3 years.

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Never change San Antonio. Where’s the one with the big girl twerking on the truck?

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6 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 

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I'll be able to enjoy Spurs Basketball once again next season. This franchise has the most insane luck getting to pick #1 when there is a cant miss generational prospect at the top of the draft. First it was the admiral, then it was Timmy now it's Victor. The Spurs have plenty of complementary pieces, now they'll have a legit superstar and I can't wait to see what the future has in store.

Here are the picks the Spurs own in a best case scenario(in addition to owning all of their own picks)

2024: Hornets pick could be as high as 15, Raptors pick could be as high as 7

2025: Hawks unprotected, Bulls could be as high as 11

2026: unprotected pick swap with Hawks

In addition to rooting for the Hawks to collapse we should root for the Hornets to make the playoffs. That pick is projected 1-14 for the next two years and then becomes two 2nd rounders.  It would be really nice for that to convey as a 1st. 

 

8 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I just saw this. This is hilarious. This franchise is beyond lucky. 
 

 

The Spurs walking into the lottery.

 

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I haven't been this aroused since Josh Primo showed me his junk in the Hyatt over by Sea World.

Just popping in to say hell yeah motherfuckers!!!

Guess I’ll get back to watching the NBA!

GSG

Siri, play some oldies.

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Shit, Pop is gonna be 75 in January.  How many more years will he coach in San Antonio?

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Shit, Pop is gonna be 75 in January.  How many more years will he coach in San Antonio?

About tree fiddy.

7 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Shit, Pop is gonna be 75 in January.  How many more years will he coach in San Antonio?

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38 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I just saw this. This is hilarious. This franchise is beyond lucky. 
 

 

Can someone explain this to me? So they draw the picks from 1st to 14th then reveal in opposite order? Is it still ping pong ball style where you have a certain amount of "entries"?

Just catching up as I had work meetings this evening.  
 

Great fucking news!!   

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