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  • austintiger
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    This program has never been elite under Pierce and it never will. Flame away but deep down you know I'm right. Getting embarrassed in the CWS is not Elite baseball.

  • Hookem2147
    Hookem2147

    So at this point the staff seems to be as follows: Reliable, know what you are getting and very few, if any, blowups: Gordon, Shaw, Burke, Tole Usually reliable, has had shaky outings but ha

  • Hookem2147
    Hookem2147

    Won a conference game without having to use Morehouse, Tole, LBJ and used Shaw for 1 batter? Yeah, I’ll take that.

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I want to sweep everyone but I really would love to look back on the season and all of us say “that series where we butt fucked Baylor for 3 games, out scoring them 38-1 was the turning point of the season and what made this Omaha run to the title all possible”

 

8 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I want to sweep everyone but I'd really love to look back on the season and say “that series where we butt fucked Baylor for 3 games, out scoring them 38-1 was the turning point of the season and what made this Omaha run to the title all possible”

 

 

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38 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Do it for Queso!

 

10 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Remember Queso!  BTE-LSOOB! Let's fuck up those cat-kilking rapists!

https://www.dallasobserver.com/news/play-dead-6378332

For the uninitiated.

"For instance, say Goodman and other statewide advocates, Texas law defines an animal as a "domestic living creature." As a result, abusers can successfully argue that a stray cat or dog is not an animal.

This defense was employed five years ago in the Queso case, in which two Baylor baseball players shot the cat with a pellet gun, beat it in the head with a golf club, decapitated and skinned it. Both young men were acquitted since no one had proper ownership papers for Queso."

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Fuck those putos. Hope karma has something special in store for every one of those rapists, apologists, and Queso murderers.

14 minutes ago, Had Enough said:

Getting all exotic flip flopping Campbell and EK.

Trying to get EK going I guess. 

This is a super live crowd. We are screwed, that fat fuck is gonna roll down from behind home plate and kill one of our guys.

Lol at the three dorks on front row third base side.

I’d be pissed if my seats were next to that morbidly obese dude right behind home plate

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Nice snag EK. 

Appeared to be limping a bit afterwards. 

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

I’d be pissed if my seats were next to that morbidly obese dude right behind home plate

I'd be pissed if I had to attend a Baylor sporting event in Waco.

Lady behind home plate like her popcorn and says fuck the hot dog.

This crowd is embarassing. I mean I get their team sucks monkey dick but Texas baseball on a Friday night in Waco isn't a draw? 

LOL I need a gif of that dive attempt.

Interesting decision to dive for a ball 20 feet away.

Maybe he should have dove on that one?

These guys really fucking suck. We need to take all 3. 

Campbell has no interest in seeing any pitches today. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

These guys really fucking suck. We need to take all 3. 

Then call them names.

Pierce is like "there's no way these dipshits can field a bunt from EK"

And that's a fantastic steal. 

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Damn - 32 RBIs on the season for pretty eyes? 

That's strong. 

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