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35 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Spo has to be the most underrated coach all time amongst the casuals.  I know it’s all savants here…
 

What a smooth buttfucking.  
 

 

Spo is a seriously awesome coach. 

 But this Heat team is going to get seriously fucked on in the Finals. 

This is gonna be bad. But this is what America deserves.

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It warms my dead heart to see the NBA not be able to shoehorn another lakers/Celtics finals. Thank you Jamal and Jimmy. 

5 hours ago, ztejas said:

Bro when the fuck did I say anything about TMac. 

Your grasp of the English language is tenuous as is your grasp of reality. 

 

4 hours ago, SilasCoade said:

To be fair, I have had to double take a couple times to distinguish ztejas from zeus, but that's mostly cuz I'm old AF and refuse to get stronger bifocals to read with.

 

4 hours ago, Kermit said:

That 40 year mark is for real. I’ve always been nearsighted and almost overnight I was struggling with all sight. Got my first readers. Lost my first readers.

Well, shit... 

My bad, @ztejas

 

 

At what point do we just acknowledge The Heat are playing out of their minds? What are they, 11-2* in games Butler plays?

If the Finals doesn’t go at least six games, I’ll fist myself.

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Just now, Kermit said:

It warms my dead heart to see the NBA not be able to shoehorn another lakers/Celtics finals. Thank you Jamal and Jimmy. 

bUt ThE nBa Is RiGgEd!!!

1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

At what point do we just acknowledge The Heat are playing out of their minds? What are they, 11-1 in games Butler plays?

If the Finals doesn’t go at least six games, I’ll fist myself.

Literally no one is going to hold you to that.

1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

At what point do we just acknowledge The Heat are playing out of their minds? What are they, 11-1 in games Butler plays?

If the Finals doesn’t go at least six games, I’ll fist myself.

 

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Boston won the offensive rebounding battle 21-1. 99 times out of 100, that's a pretty clear indication of which team was hungrier. But, nah, Miami just didn't miss any shots to rebound.

3 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Yikes. This Mazzulla presser is cringe.

Just like Dillon Brooks, Boston has an easy scape goat to shit can and avoid acknowledging the deeper issues for now.

TNT after game back and forth is more entertaining than the game. Barkley and Shaq  discussing being schooled by Moses and Erving was great.

There is no way Boston can bring him back. He admitted he's lost the team.  They need a new coach and to make some personnel changes.  They cannot run it back with this grouping. 

At what point do we just acknowledge The Heat are playing out of their minds? What are they, 11-2* in games Butler plays?
If the Finals doesn’t go at least six games, I’ll fist myself.
*edit

What’s your onlyfans?

Ho hum. Boston is who we thought they were. A poorly coached team with a mentally weak leader. Finals will be a good series.

55 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

...for people who want to see Denver win in 4 or 5 games.

you know Boston was -4 @ Miami yesterday.  Bet of the century!  Heat are tough, especially OTR.  We shall see.  I'm rooting for Denver because I like Jamal Murray a lot. 

you know Boston was -4 @ Miami yesterday.  Bet of the century!  Heat are tough, especially OTR.  We shall see.  I'm rooting for Denver because I like Jamal Murray a lot. 

Personally I’d like to see denver win the most because I like their team and it’s been a futile franchise for a long time


The evil side of me would love to see the heat win so we can watch the know it alls and joker fuck boys squirm out the excuses
15 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

At what point do we just acknowledge The Heat are playing out of their minds? What are they, 11-2* in games Butler plays?

If the Finals doesn’t go at least six games, I’ll fist myself.

*edit

 

15 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

At what point do we just acknowledge The Heat are playing out of their minds? What are they, 11-2* in games Butler plays?

If the Finals doesn’t go at least six games, I’ll fist myself.

*edit

Since 2000, approximately 40% (9 of 23) of championship series have ended in 5 or fewer games. CurlyDumps sees a potential 8 vs 1 seed matchup and decides this is the time to put his b-hole on the line. I'm starting to suspect there's just a few posters here looking for justification...."I didnt want to do it honey, but I promised everyone on Surly"

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:



The evil side of me would love to see the heat win so we can watch the know it alls and joker fuck boys squirm out the excuses

Even if the Nuggets lose the Finals it won't be because of the guy who is averaging 30/13/10 in the playoffs.  He's just a fucking machine.

3 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Even if the Nuggets lose the Finals it won't be because of the guy who is averaging 30/13/10 in the playoffs.  He's just a fucking machine.

He's no Rudy Gobert

LA has played a perfect half, but Denver just keeps hanging around.

phantom foul on jokic

hachimura bear hugs jokic, twice, nothing 

phantom foul on jokic

great end to the half by these refs.

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The spirit of Jokic exited his body, moved 3 feet and fouled Davis before moving back the 3 feet to return to Jokić’s body

Meh, you just kinda figured that as long as the Lakers didn't outright quit like the Celtics, the series was due for a game where they just make shots and Denver doesn't. Still far from over though. They are explosive.

Edited by Pam Cummings

73 points in first half.  Raise the goals three more feet.

3 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

not gonna win a lot of games giving up 73 points in the first half.

But they sell some more tickets taking tonight off and winning it at home

phantom foul on jokic
hachimura bear hugs jokic, twice, nothing 
phantom foul on jokic
great end to the half by these refs.
Refball in full effect tonight.

The arena is silent. I love it.

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Tristan Thompson sighting lol

i just said aloud, "i cannot believe i'm watching tristan thompson playing basketball right now."

Kardashian Curse was brought to LA by Tristan Thompson

Just killed em on the boards. Lakers one and done every time. Denver gets 3 chances every time.

Has Bruce brown missed anything within 5 feet these playoffs?
He's so good around the rim.

Lebron has been scared to go hard in the paint since he got off the HGH

Lebron just standing around at 35 feet is an interesting strategy.

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