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I think the Wolves need to get some new players, maybe a new coach, and a different first round opponent. 

All done by tomorrow night?
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Most of jokers damage was inside put backs, or drives, everything within 5 feet. He’s shootings 58% from the FT line so far and just 1 made 3 through 2 games. Wolves need to plug the passing lanes with gobert and spy Murray
His wrist is definitely bothering him. He's usually much more accurate.

If you're looking for a silver lining, Rudy Gobert was the only Twolves player with a positive +/- for the game at +4! So maybe the trade was worth it after all. We will just politely ignore that he was -28 in game 1. It's trending in the right direction.

In the one hand, you have Kermit’s undying hatred of Lebron James. In the other, you have his hatred of Dillon Brooks and his Right Said Fred clothing. 
 

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14 minutes ago, Kermit said:

In the one hand, you have Kermit’s undying hatred of Lebron James. In the other, you have his hatred of Dillon Brooks and his Right Said Fred clothing. 
 

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Shouldn't your Lakers hatred push it over the top? It does for me. @Mitch Cumsteen seems to be on the other side of things which is understandable. I'm not here to question anyone's disdain for Dillon Brooks.

If you're looking for a silver lining, Rudy Gobert was the only Twolves player with a positive +/- for the game at +4! So maybe the trade was worth it after all. We will just politely ignore that he was -28 in game 1. It's trending in the right direction.

You, me, ztejas, derka and aggie could’ve played denver than minny did game 1
2 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

If you're looking for a silver lining, Rudy Gobert was the only Twolves player with a positive +/- for the game at +4! So maybe the trade was worth it after all. We will just politely ignore that he was -28 in game 1. It's trending in the right direction.

Saw that in the box score and laughed. ARod should have lackey media write that story up during the off day. 

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What a bunch of fucking jack offs from the top down (Steph excluded). Dude got ejected with 7 minutes remaining. And then went and stood on the bench and yelled at fans on his way out. 

15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What a bunch of fucking jack offs from the top down (Steph excluded). Dude got ejected with 7 minutes remaining. And then went and stood on the bench and yelled at fans on his way out. 

Yeah, he deserves every minute of the suspension.  But the Warriors group just wants to whitewash his behavior and cry foul.  

Dude should get 30 technicals a season and they're complaining he got punished for assaulting a guy lying on the floor?

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Kawhi ruled out for Game 3 with a right knee sprain. Series was fun while it lasted. 

10 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Kawhi ruled out for Game 3 with a right knee sprain. Series was fun while it lasted. 

I’m am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.

21 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Kawhi ruled out for Game 3 with a right knee sprain. Series was fun while it lasted. 

Could’ve had suns -2.5 yesterday. 7 now

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On one hand, it was a fun first two games.

On the other hand, fuck Kawhi and his pussy load-managing ass. 

Maybe LA can pull some magic tonight? Westbrook 40 burger?

44 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Kawhi ruled out for Game 3 with a right knee sprain. Series was fun while it lasted. 

That's just really, really shocking. He usually just plays right through the pain. I'm heartbroken for him because I know how much he really wants to be out there. It's so unfortunate when bad things happen to good people.

BTW... other than him winning a ring in Toronto (which they would have never won if the W's were healthy), this is what Kawhi's post-San Antonio career looks like:
2020 played 57 games in the bubble season. Blew 3-1 lead to the Nuggets.
2021 played 52 games, got hurt in round 2 of the playoffs
2022 missed entire season
2023 played 52 games and knowing him, is probably done for the season.

For that, he has been paid $148,958,492. The Clippers are going to pay out $142,000,000 in luxury tax this season, paid $81,000,000 last year and $83,000,000 the year before that. For those of you keeping score at home, that comes out to right at $455,000,000 between KL and lux tax. You could hire four Jimbo Fishers for that. They've won 18 total playoff games over that period.

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He'd be great with Kyrie. 

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

He'd be great with Kyrie. 

Maybe add Ben Simmons for some length?  And old Draymond to crank the hijinks up to 11?

2 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Maybe add Ben Simmons for some length?  And old Draymond to crank the hijinks up to 11?

I would watch every game.

 

 

And see them five times together over the season.

1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:

Maybe add Ben Simmons for some length?  And old Draymond to crank the hijinks up to 11?

Throw in Zion.

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Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

Throw in Zion.

There we go. Now we've got something going. 

Can we get Philly to deal Jimmy Harden? Maybe he can quit on them after 6 weeks after Kyrie goes on a sabbatical to Kenya.

2 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

For those of you keeping score at home, that comes out to right at $455,000,000 between KL and lux tax. You could hire four Jimbo Fishers for that.

That's just ridiculous.

 

 

All you need is 3 Jimbo Fishers: offense, defense, and head coach. Special teams will take care of itself if you're that stacked.

On one hand, it was a fun first two games.
On the other hand, fuck Kawhi and his pussy load-managing ass. 
Maybe LA can pull some magic tonight? Westbrook 40 burger?

On 65 shots? I’m game


Just happy Sac/GS is on tnt
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3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


On 65 shots? I’m game


Just happy Sac/GS is on tnt

I don't understand why they can't space the games out by more than 30 minutes. I guess 6:30 is too early for a game to start?

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Kawhi ruled out for Game 3 with a right knee sprain. 

Spurs fans... "It's déjà vu all over again"

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Kind of crazy that in his last 3 series with Durant (two of them massive) one has gone out with an injury. 

I don't think we beat the Warriors in 2017 even with Kawhi but it would have been competitive. 

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Say what you want about Harden. He quits on teams, he doesn't stay in shape, he spends too much time at strip clubs, he doesn't play defense... wait, what was I saying?

Oh right - he's a tough motherfucker. 

Embid banged up -- lower back issue and ankle.  Harden just bumped his knee on a defender. 

Philly better win tonight or this series could get a little more interesting.

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I think Brooklyn has the worst crowd in the NBA.

I mean I've thought that for awhile but I haven't watched them play at home since KD left. 

It's between them and Miami for sure. 

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21 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I think Brooklyn has the worst crowd in the NBA.

I mean I've thought that for awhile but I haven't watched them play at home since KD left. 

It's between them and Miami for sure. 

It is Brooklyn, so, that kind of explains things.

 

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BKLYN playing better defense in 3rd qtr.

Nets lead 70-65 with 5mins left in 3rd

Oh wow, I didn’t realize that Cam Johnson was playing for Brooklyn. I might have to root for them now. He’s always been a nice kid. Watched him play in high school. His dad was a few years behind me at Pitt and he played some hoops. Nice guy, Gilbert. I see him every once in a while.

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I like this 6ers team. Collectively as NBA players they've been through a lot of shit and I think they play hard and tough and really want to win. I don't think they're good enough to take down Boston but I'm rooting for them more than any team in the East. 

harden with a dirty-ass intentional nut shot. that should be a series suspension if you ask me. the weakest shit you can do, and unprovoked.

Just now, shadow_operative said:

harden with a dirty-ass intentional nut shot. that should be a series suspension if you ask me. the weakest shit you can do, and unprovoked.

That was bad. He should get another technical just for the theatrics of looking up at teh replay and playing dumb. Playing hard is one thing but, playing dirty is shit.

EJECTED. Stupid jagoff.

harden ejected, as he should be. just because he didn't get his money's worth with the nut shot doesn't mean he should avoid being ejected.

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That's a weak ejection. 

That wasn't a nut shot that was a hard pushoff lmao. This game has been extremely physical. 

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1 minute ago, shadow_operative said:

harden with a dirty-ass intentional nut shot. that should be a series suspension if you ask me. the weakest shit you can do, and unprovoked.

EJECTED !!!

All of these bullshit injuries and in Okie City's last game, SGA had a swolen face after taking an elbow, walked back onto the court straight to the coach and demanded back in.

Meanwhile, Zion wasn't self aware enough to know how ridiculous his fat ass looked doing windmill dunks in warmups and then not being able to play.

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If Embiid's the MVP he'll win this game. 

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Man y'all really hate Harden to endorse a horrendous flagrant 2 call.

Claxton ejected evens it a bit I guess. 

6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I think that if you make a statement like that you should be man enough to be quoted. Otherwise, pussy quote.

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