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1 hour ago, mdleast said:

Hard to believe Boorman followed up Deliverance with it (though he then went on to do The Exorcist II so maybe Deliverance was the outlier?)

There are several good Boorman films.  Hope and Glory, The General, Point Blank and Tailor of Panama. and of course, Excalibur. 

This is a pretty good article on him. 
https://www.indiewire.com/2015/03/the-7-essential-films-of-john-boorman-266342/amp/

21 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

They were showing it at Dobie in the 80s so when a buddy and I read that the county attorney was going to shut it down we couldn’t resist. We were thrown out for being too loud and drunk.

While we’re on the subject…

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Haven’t read the whole thread. I assume this one has been discussed 

I second this...

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me

 

Heavy Metal has to kind of get an honorable mention as well.

If non-fiction is also allowed, then Jodorowsky's Dune. The insane ideas that guy had for his 'adaptation', if you could even call it that, were beyond belief. And he had the nerve to criticise the 1984 David Lynch version. Atleast Lynch understood the story and emphasized the key points. No one would have understood the nonsense Jodorowsky was coming up with. But I must admit, it was an entertaining documentary.

2 hours ago, ouflak said:

If non-fiction is also allowed, then Jodorowsky's Dune. The insane ideas that guy had for his 'adaptation', if you could even call it that, were beyond belief. And he had the nerve to criticise the 1984 David Lynch version. Atleast Lynch understood the story and emphasized the key points. No one would have understood the nonsense Jodorowsky was coming up with. But I must admit, it was an entertaining documentary.

As I recall, Jodorowsky admitted he never read the book?

There are several good Boorman films.  Hope and Glory, The General, Point Blank and Tailor of Panama. and of course, Excalibur. 
This is a pretty good article on him. 
https://www.indiewire.com/2015/03/the-7-essential-films-of-john-boorman-266342/amp/


Hope and Glory is one of my favorite WW2 movies. Ever since I was a kid. In fact, I was so frustrated the other day that I can’t buy a streaming copy, I ordered the blue ray.


The Emerald Forest is better than several of the "essential films" listed


I mentioned in the movie you just watched thread that I watched it last night for the first time in like 15 years. Still a cool movie and not really fucked up in the sense of this thread.
On 4/19/2023 at 10:10 PM, dogbreath said:

and of course, Excalibur. 

Not to derail the fucked up movie thread but if I’m flipping channels and this is on I have to watch it to the end.  Good, solid, violent story and what a cast. Although I do have to turn my head when hot ass Helen Mirren gets mummified 

4 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

 


Hope and Glory is one of my favorite WW2 movies. Ever since I was a kid. In fact, I was so frustrated the other day that I can’t buy a streaming copy, I ordered the blue ray.




I mentioned in the movie you just watched thread that I watched it last night for the first time in like 15 years. Still a cool movie and not really fucked up in the sense of this thread.

 

Nope, not fucked up, just a better film then some of the "essential Borman" that guy listed.

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part of the reason this one was so fucked up was bc it looked and felt like a documentary.

it was mostly unknown/ unprofessional young people (at the time) and apparently the set was a real free for all, which really came thru on screen. they wrote and cast several of the characters from actual skater/punk kids, and it shows. 

this movie stuck with me for a really long time, i mean it actually made me feel disturbed!

 

ETA one more, which really doesn't need any explanation. it might as well be a documentary, as well as sadly prescient... 

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I should throw The Wall on my list too

8 hours ago, mchookem said:

part of the reason this one was so fucked up was bc it looked and felt like a documentary

Or because 

Spoiler

The ending was a guy raping a passed out girl who had aids. 

 

The fuck?

Exactly. Why not hang them higher up where you don’t have to stoop way over to suck those brain tube thingamabobs?

Flipping through HBOmax movies last night.  Wife scrolls passed Drive Angry.  I said I'll watch anything with Nic Cage, especially if Amber Heard is in it.  I was right.  

Drive Angry was pretty fucked up.  

Google search "Drive Angry nudity" for interesting results.  NSFW.

 

Edit:  I'll just add this....

 

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The Fly with Jeff Goldblum is pretty disturbing. 

This one definitely wins for trippiest soundtrack, as well as best tatas

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Oldboy.

Perfume, although if it had gotten some of the original directors attached it’s probably really fucked up.

Antiviral, Brandon Cronenbergs 1st is so weird.

Nude Nuns with Big Guns. I'd forgotten about this one, but yeah, pretty messed up and kind of hilariously so.

Ilsa: SheWolf of the SS is pretty out there. Surprised there hasn’t been a redo.

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Hitchcock movies are always awesomely fucked up. Today I watched one on Netflix I’d never even heard of called Marnie. With Sean Connery.

You never even heard of Marnie? 

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Yea never had for some reason

American Psycho

Even though it’s based on true events, Alphadog always makes me feel a bit fucked up after watching it.  But if it’s on, I watch it.


 

The other day I remembered this one.  Multiple Maniacs with Divine.  It is beyond bizarre.  Here's a link or two to help get you in the mood.

Divine (performer) - Wikipedia           Scroll down to find the quote in a blue box on the left side about paying 10 dollars for the show.

 

About 6 years old.  Brothers and I are being babysat at a home in Plano.  I can't sleep, so I sneak downstairs.  Oh cool.  Babysitter is watching an animated movie.  I hide behind a chair near the hall to watch.  Needless to say, I found out that animated characters have boobs and can be slaughtered.  Scarred me for awhile.

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The other day I remembered this one.  Multiple Maniacs with Divine.  It is beyond bizarre.  Here's a link or two to help get you in the mood.
Divine (performer) - Wikipedia           Scroll down to find the quote in a blue box on the left side about paying 10 dollars for the show.
 

Didn’t Divine literally eat shit in a movie?

^^^ Yep, that would be the one.  I think with that one, there were no limits.  IIRC, when I saw Multiple Maniacs, it was on a TCM special.

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Does this count?
 
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Two more good fucked up Jake movies are Enemy and Nightcrawler.

Enemy is the more fucked up and very good. Wild ending. Denis Villeneuve directs.

shit, if we're just talking Jake movies...Nocturnal Animals is pretty fucked up, too. 

Nightcrawler was awesome, i thought he should have gotten an Oscar nod for that role. 

13 minutes ago, mchookem said:

shit, if we're just talking Jake movies...Nocturnal Animals is pretty fucked up, too. 

Nightcrawler was awesome, i thought he should have gotten an Oscar nod for that role. 

Which of those is the one where he's the tabloid photographer?  I've seen that one and liked it.  I don't think I've seen the other one.

31 minutes ago, WBT said:

Which of those is the one where he's the tabloid photographer?  I've seen that one and liked it.  I don't think I've seen the other one.

Nightcrawler

Read the plot synopsis of August Underground’s Mordum. Do not YouTube even one second of that fucked-up shit; I know about it only because some dude in a bar in London overhead me and a co-worker having this exact conversation about A Serbian Film and was like “that’s fucking nothing”.

To clarify, this isn’t my ‘favorite’ anything; rather the most fucked-up film I’ve ever heard of…

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On 5/10/2023 at 9:46 PM, mchookem said:

shit, if we're just talking Jake movies...Nocturnal Animals is pretty fucked up, too. 

Not sure about “fucked up,” but very interesting, and highly underrated. 

On 5/1/2023 at 10:14 AM, Elvis said:

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Just coming up with the idea for this one was fucked up. How the hell it got green-lighted is beyond me.

Read the plot synopsis of August Underground’s Mordum. Do not YouTube even one second of that fucked-up shit; I know about it only because some dude in a bar in London overhead me and a co-worker having this exact conversation about A Serbian Film and was like “that’s fucking nothing”.
To clarify, this isn’t my ‘favorite’ anything; rather the most fucked-up film I’ve ever heard of…

The synopses for both include “snuff film”. Hard pass.

Can we get back to *favorite* fucked up films?
On 5/11/2023 at 9:11 PM, Ignatius said:

Read the plot synopsis of August Underground’s Mordum. Do not YouTube even one second of that fucked-up shit; I know about it only because some dude in a bar in London overhead me and a co-worker having this exact conversation about A Serbian Film and was like “that’s fucking nothing”.

To clarify, this isn’t my ‘favorite’ anything; rather the most fucked-up film I’ve ever heard of…

Oh yea. My mind had blocked that one from memory. 

Definitely takes the #1 spot. For all time probably. 

I'm gonna hug my dog now for a couple of hours to help with the shivering.

Mark of the Devil was a film that was supposedly so gross and shocking they were handing out barf bags in theaters, I've never watched it.  The Dunwich Horror was another back in the early 70s that was allegedly shocking for movie goers. 

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