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I have a .4 acre lot near Lake Navarro Mills, but no view of the lake. 
Plenty of space for a doublewide. 

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that's a tenancy in common, sir

48 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

We can acknowledge that all of Surly is top 1% in income, but even within this group, there are 9 or 10 figure earners.  How many of you have vacation homes in these locales:

 

https://www.luxuryatcompass.com/ultra-luxury

 

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YOY change in sales volume or sale price?

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50 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

I have a timeshare in Beaumont.  Fight me!

Is that like a correctional facility?

37 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I've got a timeshare in South Austin's mom.

Lotsa hot dogs in that hallway

I do handle the entirety of our 300+ vacation rental homes in SWFL... what can I help answer?

  • Im_smarter_then_you changed the title to Surly .01%, show yoself, your presents is needed

Big Island - that means North Padre, right? Galveston?
 

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Really it is Mackinaw Island - with the Grand Hotel, no horses and the unmistakable scent of Lilac, Fudge and Horseshit
Mackinac Island & Lilac Festival - June 10 - 14, 2023 [MACK061023] - $0.00  : Scenic Excursions - Greater Rochester - 585.438.3063, Experience,  Discover, Explore

 

I been looking at condos in POC, but can't find one I like with a permanent boat slip and I'll be goddamned if I'm going to have to launch a boat at Froggie's or Clark's.  

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28 minutes ago, Chult86 said:

I do handle the entirety of our 300+ vacation rental homes in SWFL... what can I help answer?

Surly road trip to swfl! We'll take 4 homes pleaae.

2 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I been looking at condos in POC, but can't find one I like with a permanent boat slip and I'll be goddamned if I'm going to have to launch a boat at Froggie's or Clark's.  

Get one within a hundred yards of the water.  Backhoe.  Dynamite.  We'll make a cut for a boat slip.

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11 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Big Island - that means North Padre, right? Galveston?
 

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Really it is Mackinaw Island - with the Grand Hotel, no horses and the unmistakable scent of Lilac, Fudge and Horseshit
Mackinac Island & Lilac Festival - June 10 - 14, 2023 [MACK061023] - $0.00  : Scenic Excursions - Greater Rochester - 585.438.3063, Experience,  Discover, Explore

 

 

Bucket list for me.  100%

I'm trying to figure out if the usage of "presents" in the thread title is some failing effort by the OP to be clever, or signs of of an Aggy level education. 

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm trying to figure out if the usage of "presents" in the thread title is some failing effort by the OP to be clever, or signs of of an Aggy level education. 

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Yeah I saw Panhandle and thought sure I’m a 1% but then realized it wasn’t Texas  that list was talking about so…no…I am not…I’m not giving out any presents either. 

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44 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm trying to figure out if the usage of "presents" in the thread title is some failing effort by the OP to be clever, or signs of of an Aggy level education. 

13 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I don’t understand what’s going on. 

OP is confused about how Surly is defined by percentages (we all make this mistake).

Surly percentages are:

  • 48% are doctors
  • 48% are lawyers
  • 2% are both doctors and lawyers
  • 2% are neither a doctor nor a lawyer
5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

OP is confused about how Surly is defined by percentages (we all make this mistake).

Surly percentages are:

  • 48% are doctors
  • 48% are lawyers
  • 2% are both doctors and lawyers
  • 2% are neither a doctor nor a lawyer

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14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

OP is confused about how Surly is defined by percentages (we all make this mistake).

Surly percentages are:

  • 48% are doctors
  • 48% are lawyers
  • 2% are both doctors and lawyers
  • 2% are neither a doctor nor a lawyer

Gotta fit in 1% Derka socks.

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15 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

OP is confused about how Surly is defined by percentages (we all make this mistake).

Surly percentages are:

  • 48% are doctors
  • 48% are lawyers
  • 2% are both doctors and lawyers
  • 2% are neither a doctor nor a lawyer

Those are poors.  I'm asking the VC capitalists that sip Chablis in Napa, not pediatricians and public defenders.

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Those are poors.  I'm asking the VC capitalists that sip Chablis in Napa, not pediatricians and public defenders.

That reminds me

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20 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

OP is confused about how Surly is defined by percentages (we all make this mistake).

Surly percentages are:

  • 48% are doctors
  • 48% are lawyers
  • 2% are both doctors and lawyers
  • 2% are neither a doctor nor a lawyer

And remember, half the lawyers around here will stick a finger up your butt, just like a dr.

You gotta guess which half, though.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

And remember, half the lawyers around here will stick a finger up your butt, just like a dr.

You gotta guess which half, though.

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14 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

That reminds me

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Some asshole with too much money bought a bunch of land near me, drilled a bunch of wells, and planted a vineyard.

Here we are ten years later, not a damn drop of wine, and my well went dry.

Fucker.

 

 

8 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Some asshole with too much money bought a bunch of land near me, drilled a bunch of wells, and planted a vineyard.

Here we are ten years later, not a damn drop of wine, and my well went dry.

Fucker.

 

 

Bang his wife!

4 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Bang his wife!

You really should have gone with "drill" in this instance. 

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1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Yeah I saw Panhandle and thought sure I’m a 1% but then realized it wasn’t Texas  that list was talking about so…no…I am not…I’m not giving out any presents either. 

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Love it.

39 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Those are poors.  I'm asking the VC capitalists that sip Chablis in Napa, not pediatricians and public defenders.

VC capitalists?  Charlie don't surf...nor does he do capitalism

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Nobody ever mentions the engineers.

I mentioned fingers up butts.  

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Nobody ever mentions the engineers.

There's a reason for that....

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5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Nobody ever mentions the engineers.

Probably because, in most circumstances, Engineers have zero problems mentioning themselves. At length. Come to think of it, Elon Musk considers himself and Engineer so it all makes sense. 

14 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Nobody ever mentions the engineers.

Okay, I'll fix it.  Surly percentages are:

  • 48% are doctors
  • 48% are lawyers
  • 2% are both doctors and lawyers
  • 2% are neither a doctor nor a lawyer
  • 2% who don't do math good.
3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:
  • 2% who don't do math good.

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my friends dad has a vacation house on that list that we got to spend a few trips at.  does that count?

My vacation estate is in Zapata County. It's doubled in size since the lake has disappeared.  I can get ya'll some staff for the tasks inside or outside the home if needed.  

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Okay, I'll fix it.  Surly percentages are:

  • 48% are doctors
  • 48% are lawyers
  • 2% are both doctors and lawyers
  • 2% are neither a doctor nor a lawyer
  • 2% who don't do math good*.

*well.  Don't do math well.....

6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

OP is confused about how Surly is defined by percentages (we all make this mistake).

Surly percentages are:

  • 48% are doctors
  • 48% are lawyers
  • 2% are both doctors and lawyers
  • 2% are neither a doctor nor a lawyer

And then there’s the rest of us…


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I have a place in the Hamptoms with not 1 but 2 solariums. 

22 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

I have a place in the Hamptoms with not 1 but 2 solariums. 

Any horses?

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52 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

I have a place in the Hamptoms with not 1 but 2 solariums. 

Are the Hamptoms like the Missouri version of the Hamptons?

9 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I been looking at condos in POC, but can't find one I like with a permanent boat slip and I'll be goddamned if I'm going to have to launch a boat at Froggie's or Clark's.  

Caracol had a fantastic lot with double slip open up recently.  

Presents? I thought that was what the wreath fund was for.

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