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10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Gotta find an AD who’s willing to hire Urbs.

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  • If they do make that hire, look for him to replace Helton with UVa's head coach.  O.J. loves a white Bronco.

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14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Orenthal needs a job. 

He'd probably be pretty good at closing on recruits.  "Listen to me, you need to come here. I won't say it again."

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Orenthal needs a job. 

He doesn't have any experience as an AD, but I've heard he's willing to take a stab at it.

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

Gotta find an AD who’s willing to hire Urbs.

It's hard for me to believe that anyone will be willing to fire a 9-3/10-2 regular season HC. Their schedule looks tough enough to lead to 7-5/6-6 if the team doesn't gel, but I wouldn't be blown away by a 10-2 team for SC. 

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Orenthal needs a job. 

If they do make that hire, look for him to replace Helton with UVa's head coach.  O.J. loves a white Bronco.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Orenthal needs a job. 

O.J. is supposedly thought of as an AD with a great ability to motivate the athletes, as they're all terrified of being cut.

Just now, Katfid54 said:

If they do make that hire, look for him to replace Helton with UVa's head coach.  O.J. loves a white Bronco.

That one is actually pretty good. Well done. Blind squirrel finds the acorn every now and then, I suppose.

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

That one is actually pretty good. Well done. Blind squirrel finds the acorn every now and then, I suppose.

I am hilarious, and all you motherfuckers are undeserving of my magnanimity.

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

It's hard for me to believe that anyone will be willing to fire a 9-3/10-2 regular season HC. Their schedule looks tough enough to lead to 7-5/6-6 if the team doesn't gel, but I wouldn't be blown away by a 10-2 team for SC. 

They better fire Helton now or he’s going to Les Miles himself into one more year 

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

I am hilarious, and all you motherfuckers are undeserving of my magnanimity.

Wait, are you under the impression every poster on here is African American?

 

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Wait, are you under the impression every poster on here is African American?

 

Is this not the jivenest place on the interwebz, where all us cool cat brothers hang out?

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Orenthal needs a job. 

The preferred nomenclature is Asi...er, nevermind.

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

It's hard for me to believe that anyone will be willing to fire a 9-3/10-2 regular season HC. Their schedule looks tough enough to lead to 7-5/6-6 if the team doesn't gel, but I wouldn't be blown away by a 10-2 team for SC. 

I’m for whatever outcome keeps Helton as the USC HC in perpetuity.

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

That one is actually pretty good. Well done. Blind squirrel finds the acorn every now and then, I suppose.

 

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Keep swinging, slugger

Was it really necessary to pile on with your sock, too?

1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

aHEM

 

 

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35 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I’m for whatever outcome keeps Helton as the USC HC in perpetuity.

 

Was it really necessary to pile on with your sock, too?

 

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Steve Patterson? No way! That guy sucked as AD of Texas.

2 stars out of 5 stars on 247 scale. Low ceiling, low floor.

Riley heads to the league.  Bag o'dicks takes Castiglione with him to ruins of Troy.

9 hours ago, cafe society said:

Riley heads to the league.  Bag o'dicks takes Castiglione with him to ruins of Troy.

Why would he want to leave the pros. 

Cali teams recruiting about to get a little easier

 

4 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

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Gotta say, I only remember the UNC decommit

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For those to lazy to click, FSU and Houston are in the mix.

 

1 hour ago, TommyGufano said:

Gotta say, I only remember the UNC decommit

Because he was never committed to aggy. He was assumed to be a silent to them for a while. 

6 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Because he was never committed to aggy. He was assumed to be a silent to them for a while. 

Looks like that assumption was correct.

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46 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

For those to lazy to click, FSU and Houston are in the mix.

 

The article had no substance. Both writers were just speculating. Rivals is turning into 247 with the worthless articles that shouldn't be written due to having nothing of substance. 

2 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

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I saw a couple of his playoffs games last year and was completely unimpressed.  Wildly inaccurate, and any success he had usually involved Achane having the speed to run under one of his ducks.  

Bryce Young getting out while he can, gonna flip from USC to Bama

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Bryce Young getting out while he can, gonna flip from USC to Bama

I, for one, am shocked, SHOCKED!!, at this development.

19 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Bryce Young getting out while he can, gonna flip from USC to Bama

USC drops from 42 to 62 without him. Yikes. 

Just now, Bodacious Bevo said:

USC drops from 42 to 62 without him. Yikes. 

It's like the end of the Strong era. Everyone knows they're just playing out the string (funnily enough, the Pac is so bad he might have a 9 or 10 win season and still correctly get fired)

Yikes. USC has to fire their Charlie Strong ASAP.

This is going to be worse than Strong, there's an early NSD now.

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That was the guy who wanted to major in engineering here, and then ended up not qualifying academically, correct?

28 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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That was the guy who wanted to major in engineering here, and then ended up not qualifying academically, correct?

Yes

50 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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That was the guy who wanted to major in engineering here, and then ended up not qualifying academically, correct?

I feel bad for these academics non qualifiers that are good people  otherwise.  Seriously has to be embarrassing and humiliating to some extent to have everyone know you just don't have the academic stones to get into a good college. 

Every year guys like Carson,  the navasota wr (did he ever get on a major campus?) And the tubby bama DT commit from Killeen seem to never be heard from again. All have their own stories of course. I don't remember if Miller was a problem or not but I don't remember anyone saying anything bad about him.  Please correct me if I'm wrong. 

 

 

 

19 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

I feel bad for these academics non qualifiers that are good people  otherwise.  Seriously has to be embarrassing and humiliating to some extent to have everyone know you just don't have the academic stones to get into a good college...    All have their own stories of course. I don't remember if Miller was a problem or not but I don't remember anyone saying anything bad about him.  Please correct me if I'm wrong. 

Good kid, just couldn't qualify for Texas.  Hope he does great elsewhere!!

https://www.burntorangenation.com/2017/8/18/16171440/damion-miller-texas-longhorns-ineligible-academics-enrollment

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9 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

I feel bad for these academics non qualifiers that are good people  otherwise.  Seriously has to be embarrassing and humiliating to some extent to have everyone know you just don't have the academic stones to get into a good college. 

Every year guys like Carson,  the navasota wr (did he ever get on a major campus?) And the tubby bama DT commit from Killeen seem to never be heard from again. All have their own stories of course. I don't remember if Miller was a problem or not but I don't remember anyone saying anything bad about him.  Please correct me if I'm wrong. 

 

 

 

Tren'Davion Dickson qualified out of HS and got into Baylor as an early enrollee so I don't think he deserves to be lumped in with non qualifiers. He transferred to Houston after the sexual assault stuff become public, but dropped out during fall camp. He is now at Texas Southern and had a decent season last year.

16 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Tren'Davion Dickson qualified out of HS and got into Baylor as an early enrollee so I don't think he deserves to be lumped in with non qualifiers. He transferred to Houston after the sexual assault stuff become public, but dropped out during fall camp. He is now at Texas Southern and had a decent season last year.

I only have two things to add. 

1) That is a name I haven’t heard in a very long time. 

2) I went to his 247 page and the first associated article (may not be about him) was from Perroni in 2016 titled “WATCH: 4-star A&M commit celebrates too early, pays the price

 

Couldn’t have asked for s better encapsulation. 

3 hours ago, rvm96 said:

Tren'Davion Dickson qualified out of HS and got into Baylor as an early enrollee so I don't think he deserves to be lumped in with non qualifiers. He transferred to Houston after the sexual assault stuff become public, but dropped out during fall camp. He is now at Texas Southern and had a decent season last year.

My bad.  It was a few years ago and couldn't remember all the details. 

6 hours ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

I only have two things to add. 

1) That is a name I haven’t heard in a very long time. 

2) I went to his 247 page and the first associated article (may not be about him) was from Perroni in 2016 titled “WATCH: 4-star A&M commit celebrates too early, pays the price

 

Couldn’t have asked for s better encapsulation. 

Well he was a UT ommit at one time 

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