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#1

 

1. TBH, not sure if this is our UT, or Toledo, or Tennessee.  I was a book worm and spent time in many a library.  This one doesn't look familiar.

2. IF this was our UT, not sure if this increased or decreased the value of my degree.

3. She must work out.

4. Nope, don't have her FB. 

 

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#3

It's only "explicit" because she's more than 100 yards from a beach.

I for one support her right to self-expression.

#4

Those shoes say, "these will be comfortably enough to walk from our Subaru to Lilith Fair", but that ass says, "Let's get some dick!" 

I am 95% certain that is not a library on UT-Austin's campus.  According to several photos I'm currently deleting in my phone.  

I'm guessing one of the other dozen "UT's" around our fair nation.  

#5
15 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Clearly she's looking for Dickens

I'll be her Melville muse.  

#7
19 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

 

1. TBH, not sure if this is our UT, or Toledo, or Tennessee.  I was a book worm and spent time in many a library.  This one doesn't look familiar.

2. IF this was our UT, not sure if this increased or decreased the value of my degree.

3. She must work out.

4. Nope, don't have her FB. 

 

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Link?

#9
31 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

 

1. TBH, not sure if this is our UT, or Toledo, or Tennessee.  I was a book worm and spent time in many a library.  This one doesn't look familiar.

2. IF this was our UT, not sure if this increased or decreased the value of my degree.

3. She must work out.

4. Nope, don't have her FB. 

 

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Not sure where you got the photo - but you are being catfished, or you are catfishing us.

#12
Just now, UnivTex34 said:

Why I asked for a link. 

 

I cannot find any mention of this story anywhere, namely CNN.com

yeah - I wanted to see which UT (thinking....hoping (LOL) it was Toledo) so I looked for the CNN correspondent name and she is and Editor/Correspondent for CNN International out of London. All of her stories are based in Europe)

Nice ass in the photo though, right!

#13

@closetohumping

 

Hey gramps, when you pull something from Facebook, be sure to check its authenticity before sharing elsewhere.

 

Or post it on the saw it on Facebook thread.

Edited by UnivTex34

#23
Just now, tx 3 putt said:

That’s not ‘explicit’ enough

 

FIFY

#25
6 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

She can help me straighten out my Longfellow

Does Kurt Vonnegut know you're making these half-ass literary jokes?  

#28
2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

 

1. TBH, not sure if this is our UT, or Toledo, or Tennessee.  I was a book worm and spent time in many a library.  This one doesn't look familiar.

2. IF this was our UT, not sure if this increased or decreased the value of my degree.

3. She must work out.

4. Nope, don't have her FB. 

 

No description available.

Did it ever occur to you that there is a 0.0% chance the real CNN would actually publish those photos?

That said, nice. 

#29

and yeah, that article is fake as fuck

5th highest Google search result for that is this thread, btw

#30
34 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

and yeah, that article is fake as fuck

5th highest Google search result for that is this thread, btw

Don’t care.  Saw ass.

#31

The U. of Toledo student's name is Vicky Eulenette of nearby Fort Wayne, her friends call her Ivy.  And Perhaps the young lady was looking for a hardcopy of the great, and appropriately titled, erotica novella "Fanny Hill" by John Cleland:

 

 

#33

In related news, if you want to see this chick below naked across the actual UT campus, then definitely don't google nala brooks UT.

nala-brooks-7.jpg

 

#34
1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

What starts here changes the world

What starts with that ass makes me finish the world

Or something.

 

Dammit, I had something for this.  

#35
1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

and yeah, that article is fake as fuck

5th highest Google search result for that is this thread, btw

Doesn't matter - saw half-nekkid chick.

#36
22 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

In related news, if you want to see this chick below naked across the actual UT campus, then definitely don't google nala brooks UT.

nala-brooks-7.jpg

 

seen and fucked hotter on campus

#37

Well I would you saw them before you fucked 'em.  Though your story would be cooler in reverse.

#40
18 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Suspicious Liar GIF by Harlem

I find that hard to believe. I've seen and fucked hotter than that, and so have you.

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#41
26 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I find that hard to believe. I've seen and fucked hotter than that, and so have you.

Then the lady in my meme? 100. The exhibitionist chick is smoking, but yes, i have banged hotter at the library many a times.

#42
2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Then the lady in my meme? 100. The exhibitionist chick is smoking, but yes, i have banged hotter at the library many a times.

Hotter than bschoolprof's exhibitionist, that is.

The cutie in your OP, not so much. 😁

#44

and this is why we cant trust the internet anymore......

 

I member way back in 1997 when every single thing on the internet was 100% true.

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dcc6c074569bd39866f43364a26ff021571f79c8

#46
22 hours ago, Rimbo said:

and yeah, that article is fake as fuck

5th highest Google search result for that is this thread, btw

we’ve finally made it

 

 great work, fellows

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