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not entirely sure how thats not a error.... the 3rd baseman pulled a Dorn and ole'd the shit outta that one

Texas Bullpen has their work cut out for them tonight 

It will take a truly Herculean effort to walk and hit enough batters to make this game close again.

Just now, TornACL said:

Texas Bullpen has their work cut out for them tonight 

It will take a truly Herculean effort to walk and hit enough batters to make this game close again.

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Jesus might need to come back tonight to throw a couple of innings for these guys.

JT has the 2 tough parts of the cycle knocked out.  

assuming this goes 8 innings hes got a real chance to have 5 AB

9 more runs and we'll match Shaka's second half output against these cats

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Jesus might need to come back tonight to throw a couple of innings for these guys.

They do have a pitcher named de la Cruz

Jack O'dowd looks like one of James Spader's sidekicks in an 80's movie.

Or like the last guy on the Cobra Kai roster, who doesn't get any speaking lines.

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Only Flores and EK without a hit today. 

and EK has been HBP and walked .... kinda tough to get a hit in that situation. 

Not sure I’m ready to throw Minchey in any high leverage spots on the weekends, but he certainly can’t be worse than guys like Cody Howard, Grubbs, Walbridge, Lummus, Stuart.

this slow sinker/ curve Moorehouse is throwing is confusing the shit outta them

10 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

9 more runs and we'll match Shaka's second half output against these cats

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37 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

O'Dowd looks like an 80s movie frat boy.

 

9 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Jack O'dowd looks like one of James Spader's sidekicks in an 80's movie.

Or like the last guy on the Cobra Kai roster, who doesn't get any speaking lines.

 

Just now, HenryJames said:

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I know the dude is a chode, but ever since he finally shut the fuck up when Zubia came to bat, and only chants Texas Fight at a reasonablely correct time,  hes finally not a raging pain in the ass anymore.

 

still a chode, still a pita occasionally, but light years away from his prime DDA days 

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Pierce emptying the bench in the *checks notes* 4th inning is not something I had on the bingo card for this evening. 

1 minute ago, Horny Bull said:

Pierce emptying the bench in the *checks notes* 4th inning is not something I had on the bingo card for this evening. 

Probably means the run rule is in play.

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

6 pitches   2 outs.

 

10 pitches 2 outs, 1 walk

14 pitches 2 outs, 2 walks

Well, at least this ump is consistent with his tiny strike zone

11 combined freaking walks/HBP so far this game.

Edited by AUS-97HORN

Holy shit its the top of the 5th still?

Jesus Flores, 0 for 4? If you can't get a hit today...

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