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Texas Cows Found With Tongues Removed. Zero Blood At The Scene

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Aliens are at it again.  Also anus and genitals removed from some of the “victims”.
 

This is at least decades old phenomena.  It’s happened a lot to cows and other farm animals over the years.

I’m wondering if aggy has a contract of cooperation with certain alien species that like to analyze cow butts.  

 

Cows

Someone's making homemade meat sticks...

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4 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:


Aliens are at it again.  Also anus and genitals removed from some of the “victims”.
 

This is at least decades old phenomena.  It’s happened a lot to cows and other farm animals over the years.

I’m wondering if aggy has a contract of cooperation with certain alien species that like to analyze cow butts.  

 

Cows

aggy prefers goat and sheep. 

 
Six cows found dead and mutilated along a state highway in east-central Texas with their tongues “completely removed” have prompted an investigation by a county sheriff’s office, authorities said.

On two of the cows, a circular cut had also been made, removing the anus and the external genitalia. 

WTF is wrong with you people

https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/23/us/texas-madison-county-cow-deaths/index.html

3 hours ago, deadshank said:

aggy prefers goat and sheep. 

You sure about that?

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On two of the cows, a circular cut had also been made, removing the anus and the external genitalia. “This circular cut was made with the same precision as the cuts noted around the jaw lines of each cow,” the sheriff’s office noted.

 

I didn’t know anyone actually raised Longhorns in that area. Figured there was some stupid law preventing it

This reminds me, wasn’t there an old poster called Texas cowfucker or something like that?  

This same phenomenon been going on for decades in several areas of the state.  Satanist groups or Mexican eagles, take your pick. 

8 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

On two of the cows, a circular cut had also been made, removing the anus and the external genitalia. 

 

100% beef.

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I'm impressed nobody accused Nicole of moving on from hipster douches on Rainey Street.

6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I'm impressed nobody accused Nicole of moving on from hipster douches on Rainey Street.

Why not both?

Also, that's a card you keep in your back pocket until she inevitably shows up in the thread.

Her great grandma once read about cows in a book.  So cows are near and dear to her.  Slava Bovine!

2 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

I mean, don’t most scavengers eat the tongues and anus first?   
 

 

Only the kinky ones.

3 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

I mean, don’t most scavengers eat the tongues and anus first?   
 

 

Uncle Boobs?

32 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

El Chupavaca!

Chupacabra’s evil twin?

49 minutes ago, bernorange said:

Worst scavenger hunt ever.

 

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