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7 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Alex Jones has chimed in, LFG.

 

Well Tucker and Alex, you probably wouldn't be assaulted by demons if you weren't Satanic pieces of shit in the first place.

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    I think you misunderstand. Tucker Carlson lies to old people, equivocates about terrorism, and praises our foreign adversaries for money. 

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  • I'm still trying to wrap my head around someone calling a Tucker Carlson monologue brilliant.  I mean holy shit.

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37 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

I believe it, but only because I've experienced something similar.

 

Brave man. Surly is not the place to admit that you think you got raped by a ghost.

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Brave man. Surly is not the place to admit that you think you got raped by a ghost.

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It's the only medical explanation for a raging anal fissure.

10 minutes ago, RPM said:

It's the only medical explanation for a raging anal fissure.

Oh....there have been a few post tailgating consumption events where I had to let out a cascade of demons through that particular aperture.  So let's not get all judgey here.

I know I'm likely not a member of a small club with this one, but I still love that I once got to tell Tucker Carlson to go fuck himself.  It's probably the most fun I've ever had at work.

So, even assuming that he's not lying or covering up something kinky, how do you go to sleep with 4 dogs, wake up with scratches, and immediately jump to "Demons!"?

5 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

So, even assuming that he's not lying or covering up something kinky, how do you go to sleep with 4 dogs, wake up with scratches, and immediately jump to "Demons!"?

Three possible reasons:

  1. You're a fucking idiot.
  2. You are trying to capture the attention of fucking idiots.
  3. Both 1 and 2.

My money is on the third option.

Maybe he's not suntanning his nuts enough.

Tucker Carlson's answer to masculinity's supposed crisis? 'Testicle tanning'  | Sam Wolfson | The Guardian

24 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

I know I'm likely not a member of a small club with this one, but I still love that I once got to tell Tucker Carlson to go fuck himself.  It's probably the most fun I've ever had at work.

My greatest regret in life was not telling Joel Osteen he was the biggest religious fraud in history.

3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

My greatest regret in life was not telling Joel Osteen he was the biggest religious fraud in history.

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54 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

Three possible reasons:

  1. You're a fucking idiot.
  2. You are trying to capture the attention of fucking idiots.
  3. Both 1 and 2.

My money is on the third option.

They should check Tucker's rectum for dog semen.

7 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

They should check Tucker's rectum for dog semen.

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I clicked on the original video out of morbid curiosity and immediately regretted the damage to my YouTube algo.  I can't imagine the bullshit I will now have to navigate to find stuff that interests me.

If a demon gets you pregnant, can you get an abortion? I guess it’d probably be fine since he’s allegedly a guy, but I’m not an expert 

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I love how all of these people easily believe in demons and angels and shit.....but when you have a fucking orange asshole in front of you running the EXACT prophesied anti-Christ plays....well, nope, he's clearly an angel sent from heaven, and we're not gullible at all!

@Ghost of LL observed a while back "wasn't sure I believed in Christ and biblical prophesies and such....but when the exact anti-Christ prophesied in the bible walks the earth, I can't help but think that maybe scripture was on to something."

If you look at where Gog and Magog are supposed to come from, it’s Russia

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