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Tactical abs are for amateurs.  Strategic abs is where it’s at.  
 

 

Cool!  The electric shock crap is making its 20 year cycle.

No but can I tell you how I am a vegan and how awesome it is? 

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Don’t forget to insert the crystals before you turn it on.

Make sure you don’t get the one made in China. The one made in China tends to kill people. That said, the China model is much cheaper.

2 hours ago, dcbc said:

Cool!  The electric shock crap is making its 20 year cycle.

Yea I had friend who’s mom does all the pyramid schemes, she was peddling these 25 years ago..  

Always remember that any product with “tactical” in its name is marketed towards morons.

Tacti-abs 

I read that you can use that device, consume fried chicken and beer every day, and get a wicked shredded six pack.

Honest response as I'm laying here bored. I have multiple TENS/stim devices for my various back and neck ailments. I have found that they provide therapeutic relief but not much else. I have seen them advertised for "fitness" purposes both like in the op and also for calorie burning. I've fucked around with them at home and also done some scientific research using the Google tool to see if there might be any benefit there. I don't think so. Google results in re to burning calories were inconclusive at best.  Maybe if you are morbidly obese you can derive some calorie burning benefit from your muscles tensing up 600x in an hour but for a normal person I don't think so. I tried hooking it onto some big muscles on my legs while watching TV for an hour and I didn't break a sweat or feel any kind of muscle fatigue after an hour. It's also pretty uncomfortable to shock your muscles into tensing up every ten seconds.  So yes you should absolutely buy one and report back. I'll stick to traditional cardio.

On 4/30/2023 at 8:23 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

You’ll burn a few calories carrying it out to the trash

And the money you spend on it won't be spent on pork rinds and queso

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