April 28, 20232 yr Popular Post You need to clarify the thread title to make it apparent that we are talking about a prolific public masturbator. Because as it now reads, pretty much all of Surly is like “you’re goddamned right I’m roaming free.”
April 28, 20232 yr I'd kinda like to check out the chick he was after. Maybe it's something we could let slide.
April 28, 20232 yr If my dong ever ends up becoming newsworthy, I'm going to nicely ask media outlets to add a few more blurry pixels to the picture.
April 28, 20232 yr Nice of them to sneak Woke in there…overused so much as a pointless label it’s lost any gravity, like ANTIFA. But is Mullet Free so of course the Post is cited. The story of how cops refused to do real detective work, forcing the women to band together and actually identify the sack of shit is quite a good story…and surely makes Nicole gush like Niagara Falls: https://www.kxan.com/news/like-im-just-your-prey-survivor-pushes-for-victim-rights-after-attacker-gets-probation-sentence/amp/ Obviously 10 years probation and sex offender label/education is bullshit, especially as he broke her leg…but trying to spin this as woke is stupid.
April 28, 20232 yr Author 19 minutes ago, Homercles said: Nice of them to sneak Woke in there…overused so much as a pointless label it’s lost any gravity, like ANTIFA. But is Mullet Free so of course the Post is cited. The story of how cops refused to do real detective work, forcing the women to band together and actually identify the sack of shit is quite a good story…and surely makes Nicole gush like Niagara Falls: https://www.kxan.com/news/like-im-just-your-prey-survivor-pushes-for-victim-rights-after-attacker-gets-probation-sentence/amp/ Obviously 10 years probation and sex offender label/education is bullshit, especially as he broke her leg…but trying to spin this as woke is stupid. 11 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said: But it has the word woke right n the headline! I’m just glad that this guy that jerked off in front of 10 girls in public, including chasing a girl for miles until she got seriously injured, gets a chance at rehabilitation. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 Any old school poster knows he should’ve just asked, “Can you help me with this?”
April 28, 20232 yr Author 8 minutes ago, Homercles said: My post also said his sentence was bullshit Then who cares what they say about it?
April 28, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Mullet Free said: Come on man, they could have referred to the DA as stroke instead of woke. It was right there.
April 28, 20232 yr 7 hours ago, TornACL said: Come on man, they could have referred to the DA as stroke instead of woke. It was right there. He’s no Billy Squier.
April 28, 20232 yr Summary: Infamous stroke bloke soaks his yolk on a lady with her leg broke, and woke DA is a joke, folks.
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