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People rolling around the DFW burbs in damn BenHur wheels. 77df5bc13d9c4027ea4ef7246e8e8aea.jpeg

8 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

People rolling around the DFW burbs in damn BenHur wheels. 77df5bc13d9c4027ea4ef7246e8e8aea.jpeg

I welcome and accept all car people no matter their tribe.

Except for these fucks, who should be drowned inside their vehicles. 

This has been a Houston thing for more than a decade. Tell me that you don’t leave the burbs and/or the freeways.

4 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

This has been a Houston thing for more than a decade. Tell me that you don’t leave the burbs and/or the freeways.

We have donks here, not swangers, keep your H-town in Houston lol.

We have donks here, not swangers, keep your H-town in Houston lol.

I can’t help it if y’all want to copy us. I bet y’all try to copy lean too.

Rural old man here batting .300. I know what a slab is. Had to Google donk and swangers. Seen them though. Does that count?

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

Is that fat tony?

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Drank Blvd.

55 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


I can’t help it if y’all want to copy us. I bet y’all try to copy lean too.

Donks > Sawngers all day. Nobody wants that stupid Roman chariot shit to spread lol. 

 

And we’ve moved past codeine plus promethazine to fentanyl up here thank you very much…

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Drugs

I'd fuck Fitlump before I'd ride in that ugly motherfucker.

7 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I'd fuck Fitlump before I'd ride in that ugly motherfucker.

You just want to fuck fitlump, admit it…

So, Dallas is donks, Houston is swanagas, and SA is edgars. Do I have that right?

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So, Dallas is donks, Houston is swanagas, and SA is edgars. Do I have that right?

Edgars are universal to any border state.
22 minutes ago, jetsfan76 said:

So, Dallas is donks, Houston is swanagas, and SA is edgars. Do I have that right?

All = no taste dumbasses, yes?

5 minutes ago, Sam Lin said:

Teslas

 

5 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


I assumed tech incels drive ugly ass Teslas.

Now that y’all mention it, there are a shitload of Teslas everywhere around this metro area.

I see at least one of those Energizer crates at all major intersections.

16 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

 

Now that y’all mention it, there are a shitload of Teslas everywhere around this metro area.

I see at least one of those Energizer crates at all major intersections.

This place is lousy with them. 

3 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I welcome and accept all car people no matter their tribe.

Except for these fucks, who should be drowned inside their vehicles. 

What about this fuckery?

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12 minutes ago, Doze said:

What about this fuckery?

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”Carolina Squat” trucks, stupid as fuck and dangerous for numerous obvious reasons. Now illegal in NC, not yet illegal in SC but the cops arrested and ticketed a fuck ton of squatted truck drivers during some event in Myrtle Beach a few months back for tint, exhaust, etc.

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I googled "donk" so I could educate myself. This photo was in the article I read.

Which one of you is this?  You know which one I am talking about. 

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Those cars probably aren’t any wider than those retarded looking trucks with the negative offset wheels.


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On 4/29/2023 at 10:14 PM, squib said:

I googled "donk" so I could educate myself. This photo was in the article I read.

Which one of you is this?  You know which one I am talking about. 

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Is that EJ Holland?

On 4/29/2023 at 9:46 PM, Doze said:

What about this fuckery?

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Out of all the stupid shit that one makes the less sense. How the hell are you supposed to drive like that? That's worse than the then caddy drivers who lean all the way back.

1 hour ago, Brothahorn said:

Out of all the stupid shit that one makes the less sense. How the hell are you supposed to drive like that? That's worse than the then caddy drivers who lean all the way back.

I hope there's some kind of camera setup at least. 

On 4/29/2023 at 10:14 PM, squib said:

I googled "donk" so I could educate myself. This photo was in the article I read.

Which one of you is this?  You know which one I am talking about. 

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That's Voo.

On 4/29/2023 at 6:00 PM, Gil Bang said:

Is that fat tony?

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/throwback

5 minutes ago, Covri said:

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/throwback

That fucking blob of shit.  

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That Johnny Manziel in the middle?

On 4/29/2023 at 10:14 PM, squib said:

Which one of you is this?  You know which one I am talking about. 

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On 4/29/2023 at 4:57 PM, HiggyBaby said:

People rolling around the DFW burbs in damn BenHur wheels. 77df5bc13d9c4027ea4ef7246e8e8aea.jpeg

All you need is a length of chain and two padlocks to really ruin their day.

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