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Hey. Remember when our RB room was this guy, Daniel Young, and Kyle Porter? Good times. 

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I'm between 6'1" and 6' 6" depending on what convenience store I'm leaving.

 

Hey. Remember when our RB room was this guy, Daniel Young, and Kyle Porter? Good times. 

Opposing DCs would curl up in a ball and cry when they saw that RB room.

I guess you could say that Toneil got......clipped..

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I heard when they tried to put on the handcuffs, they kept slipping off because nothing can remain in place in his hands for more than a few seconds.

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

I heard when they tried to put on the handcuffs, they kept slipping off because nothing can remain in place in his hands for more than a few seconds.

I heard he made a break for it when they showed up but only made it 2-3 yards before they brought him down. 

OP says he hopes the guy “gets help” in regard to … being a domestic abuser? What’s the “help” on that one besides learning how to not be a shitbag?

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

OP says he hopes the guy “gets help” in regard to … being a domestic abuser? What’s the “help” on that one besides learning how to not be a shitbag?

Anger management? 

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

OP says he hopes the guy “gets help” in regard to … being a domestic abuser? What’s the “help” on that one besides learning how to not be a shitbag?

Blocking

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Anger management? 

Yeah, I’m gonna need to to go ahead and, um, not beat your girlfriend, mkay?   Greaaaat.  Thanks. 

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Blocking

Kelvin Banks is busy for the next few years.

Well, we know who won't be our next basketball coach.

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When he transferred to Sam Houston a lot of you guys said he had fallen so far off the radar that he couldn't get arrested in this town. You are all wrong again. 

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

Hey. Remember when our RB room was this guy, Daniel Young, and Kyle Porter? Good times. 

 

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4 hours ago, Red Five said:

Hey. Remember when our RB room was this guy, Daniel Young, and Kyle Porter? Good times. 

No. I have no memory of this and it's really fucking cruel to suggest such a thing ever occurred.

11 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

No. I have no memory of this and it's really fucking cruel to suggest such a thing ever occurred.

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Says assault to family house member. 
 
Hope he gets help.
 
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I was told his life was going quite well until he made the odd decision to have a slanted “newspa” tattooed across his face and neck
5 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

I don’t think Texassports.com was right about his height. 

The 5' at his shoulders is five feet, the 6 by his nose has this " which means inches...top of head is probably about at the 6' (feet) mark...so what are you talking about?

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5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

OP says he hopes the guy “gets help” in regard to … being a domestic abuser? What’s the “help” on that one besides learning how to not be a shitbag?

I dunno trying to be nice I guess. It’s Sunday right? Never mind. Fuck that guy.

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

I think we should debate his height for at least two pages.

Simply no way to tell from that picture. His head might look like this. 
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Jokes aside, (and they are very funny ones) former athletes who get into trouble are sad, indeed. Yes, they may have squandered an opportunity to better themselves, but they make lack guidance and help when they stop producing. 

Flemlo Raps tells great YouTube sports stories and gives you a perspective we rarely get. His story about what happened to Boobie Miles is worth a watch. The sad part is that Boobie was a hometown hero, and then discarded after he tore his ACL, since sports medicine was much more limited than today. People even made jokes about shooting him, like a lame horse.  If you have time to watch, it's quite good. 

 

 

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Interestingly enough, he has become a cartographer.

23 hours ago, Red Five said:

Hey. Remember when our RB room was this guy, Daniel Young, and Kyle Porter? Good times. 

We need a 'puke' rep emoji

20 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:
On 4/30/2023 at 3:28 PM, Red Five said:

Hey. Remember when our RB room was this guy, Daniel Young, and Kyle Porter? Good times. 

No. I have no memory of this and it's really fucking cruel to suggest such a thing ever occurred.

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On 4/30/2023 at 2:50 PM, Beau Vine said:

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He just needed more time

1/2 of Surly

10 hours ago, Royale with cheese said:

Just wondering, did they get The Captain too or is he still at large?

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On 4/30/2023 at 10:59 AM, JesusSweatDuck said:

Anger management? 

I assume he hit a woman. Most men that hit women do so to control them and because they can get away with it.  It usually has nothing to do with anger. 

Women beaters don't typically hit grown men who will hit back.  

 

6 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

Most men that hit women do so to control them and because they can get away with it.

The rest of them do it to fuck up our basketball program…

On 4/30/2023 at 11:53 PM, Hermanator said:

What's next? Reggie Hemphill-Mapps gonna rob a bank?

Man, there’s a name I hadn’t thought of ina while.  I was convinced that was a huge loss when he left.  He ever do anything notable after he left?

9 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

But not in our hearts.

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Sounds like Muskrat Love. 

11 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

But not in our hearts.

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Don't tickle the tail of the Dragon.

15 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Man, there’s a name I hadn’t thought of ina while.  I was convinced that was a huge loss when he left.  He ever do anything notable after he left?

Went to play for Syracuse. Wasn't as big a hit. 

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