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#401

But I don't think that's true.  My initial reaction to the newspaper shooting was not that this was likely someone emboldened by recent headlines.  I figured there was probably a workplace dispute, which wasn't that far off the truth.  Plenty of people thought similarly.

It's possible to have a strong political bias and still not see everything through a political lens.

#403
58 minutes ago, zork said:

I am not fully informed on the story beyond the basic internet reporting of course.  We'll see how it comes out.  

No you're not, but that didn't stop you from assuming one version of events and running with it. Sort of like in a thread about an absurdly corrupt Trump admin official you jumped in only to make a comment about how hotel mattresses are awesome.

Your fealty is impressive.

#404
1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

No you're not, but that didn't stop you from assuming one version of events and running with it. Sort of like in a thread about an absurdly corrupt Trump admin official you jumped in only to make a comment about how hotel mattresses are awesome.

Your fealty is impressive.

it's just a message board filled, to a certain extent, with people with various amounts of information.  I peruse it while I do other things and post when I want and have the time.   

Pruitt was shocking with his outlandish expense reports, from the news reporting, for sure.  

#408
2 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

More civility from the right

There's plenty of civility on both sides of rank and file democrats and republicans . It's the fringes who cause the issues with violence and harassment. When a sitting representative calls for harassment that puts that person squarely in the fringe wing. 

#409
Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

There's plenty of civility on both sides of rank and file democrats and republicans . It's the fringes who cause the issues with violence and harassment. When a sitting representative calls for harassment that puts that person squarely in the fringe wing. 

So, POTUS?

#411

So POTUS gets a pass because he's a doofus but Maxine doesn't get a pass because . . . she's an uppity negro bitch?

I'm just trying to figure out the rules here.  Just asking questions.

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#412
6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So POTUS gets a pass because he's a doofus but Maxine doesn't get a pass because . . . she's an uppity negro bitch?

I'm just trying to figure out the rules here.  Just asking questions.

I was in a meeting yesterday morning and the guy sitting next to me was complaining about how offensive the pussy hats were.

”Can you believe those liberals walking around with vaginas on their heads?  How inappropriate is that? Right in front of children and everyone.”

I was trying so hard not to burst out laughing but couldn’t help myself.  

#413
18 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

There's plenty of civility on both sides of rank and file democrats and republicans . It's the fringes who cause the issues with violence and harassment. When a sitting representative calls for harassment that puts that person squarely in the fringe wing. 

She called for peaceful confrontations. What’s wrong with that? You think that this is something new in American politics? You enter politics and you support a traitor and his administration? You are subject to being called out on it. 

#414
12 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So POTUS gets a pass because he's a doofus but Maxine doesn't get a pass because . . . she's an uppity negro bitch?

I'm just trying to figure out the rules here.  Just asking questions.

Of course he gets a pass. Whataboutism is Onboard’s favorite passtime. That and talking about Hillary. 

#415
18 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So POTUS gets a pass because he's a doofus but Maxine doesn't get a pass because . . . she's an uppity negro bitch?

I'm just trying to figure out the rules here.  Just asking questions.

No she qualifies as a doofus too.  Actually a bigger doofus, Trump has only been doing this for half a presidential term.  Waters has been doing her schick forever.

#416

But POTUS gets a pass, yet Maxine doesn't.  Seems like a double standard.  I'm going to have to cogitate on this for a while, there must be some explanation.

#417

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POTUS - white man, Republican = he's just a doofus and inexperienced, he doesn't mean it

Waters - black woman, Democrat = INCITING VIOLENCE

#418
On 7/5/2018 at 4:42 PM, purplepride95 said:
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"Editor's note: An earlier version of this story included quotes from the alleged witness. Those have been removed from this copy due to concerns about the legitimacy of the statements."

Whoops?  But I get it.  You have to make an excuse for the pathetic loser adult hispanic male who assaulted, battered, then robbed a young teenager because of he supported the current president.  It really, really is a shame these 'tolerant' and 'progressive' liberals never try that shit with people like me.

Edited by icecait

#419
16 minutes ago, icecait said:

Whoops?  But I get it.  You have to make an excuse for the pathetic loser adult hispanic male who assaulted, battered, then robbed a young teenager because of he supported the current president.  It really, really is a shame these 'tolerant' and 'progressive' liberals never try that shit with people like me.

If you think I'm gonna try to grab the MAGA hat off your head while you're driving full speed into a crowd of protesters you have another think coming.

#420
3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

If you think I'm gonna try to grab the MAGA hat off your head while you're driving full speed into a crowd of protesters you have another think coming.

I'm sorry.  Did I offend you?  Please don't go try to murder 20+ Republican congressmen at a charity baseball game as a result.  Thanks.

Edited by icecait

#421
25 minutes ago, icecait said:

Whoops?  But I get it.  You have to make an excuse for the pathetic loser adult hispanic male who assaulted, battered, then robbed a young teenager because of he supported the current president.  It really, really is a shame these 'tolerant' and 'progressive' liberals never try that shit with people like me.

Battered? Holy shit. You’re quite the snowflake, huh?

#422
2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Battered? Holy shit. You’re quite the snowflake, huh?

Yeah, why would we like to be accurate in our description of events?  Who cares about facts when we have feelings?

#423
1 minute ago, icecait said:

Yeah, why would we like to be accurate in our description of events?  Who cares about facts when we have feelings?

It’s ok, snowflake

#424
2 minutes ago, icecait said:

Yeah, why would we like to be accurate in our description of events?  Who cares about facts when we have feelings?

It's really a shame you don't read the fucking thread.

#429
Just now, Johnny Sack said:

So Kimo is going with the old Joe Mixon defense?

I think you're lost. This is the Auntie Maxine thread.

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