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5 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Just don't stick your dick in it.

Oh, that's a load of nonsense. If anyone ever lived by this rule, nobody would get laid. Because everyone is crazy. You just have to find the brand of crazy that's compatible with your own.

Find your compatible crazy, stick your dick in it, marry it, raise a couple of psychotics just like you. It's the American fucking dream.

Especially if, you know, they look like Heather Locklear.

Edited by Rimbo

I said compatible craziness. That stripper might've been perfect for a resident in a different wing of the asylum. :D

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Just don't stick your dick in it.

You're missing out on the best sex. 

4 hours ago, phdhorn said:

I think that's what did her in. Too much hooch/cokey.

Not to mention too much partying with Tommy Lee....but I guess it's all the same...

Plus, now's she's 57....had to do the math when I read that....I feel 90 now....

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3 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

She looks like one of those treatment center girls grandmas.

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Geezzz....totally looks lost....

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She looks incredibly sad. I hope she gets the help she needs.

There was a time when she was the hottest woman on planet Earth. She held that title at one point. 

But marrying Tommy Lee and then Richie Sambora was all I needed to know about her judgment and how this day would arrive. 

36 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

There was a time when she was the hottest woman on planet Earth. She held that title at one point. 

But marrying Tommy Lee and then Richie Sambora was all I needed to know about her judgment and how this day would arrive. 

You mean she went crazy due to her corn silo of a vagina?

7 hours ago, Rimbo said:
7 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Oh, that's a load of nonsense. If anyone ever lived by this rule, nobody would get laid. 

 

Laid? Hell, nobody would ever get born.

2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Laid? Hell, nobody would ever get born.

Talk about cause and effect.

In my Spank Bank HOF in my prime formative years. Plus gotta love a girl who will say things like this...

 

2 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

She might hit back right now.

I'm ok with that. It'll give me an excuse to Donkey Punch her ass. 

I'd still hit it. Purely for research.

9 minutes ago, RPM said:

Purely for research.

I’d devote a whole chapter of my dissertation to her.

18 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

There was a time when she was the hottest woman on planet Earth. She held that title at one point. 

But marrying Tommy Lee and then Richie Sambora was all I needed to know about her judgment and how this day would arrive. 

she wasn't even the hottest Heather of that era 

Just don't stick your dick in it.
No you stick your dick in it, you just don't marry it
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she wasn't even the hottest Heather of that era 


I’m going with Locklear over Thomas

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22 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

 


I’m going with Locklear over Thomas

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there's not a wrong answer, but mine is righter

Team Thomas, and she's held up CONSIDERABLY better. But, yeah, we all win.d3d5fa0b4e3a3dfd231d2db3a2d572a0.jpg

locklear on spin city was hot "af" as the kids say.

2 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

locklear on spin city was hot "af" as the kids say.

Man, kids love spin city. 

I hear Richard Kind can't even go out in public without being swarmed by rabid teen spin city fans.  

you know i wasnt saying that kids are watching spin city reruns right? 

newsradio is another story.

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Team Thomas, and she's held up CONSIDERABLY better. But, yeah, we all win.d3d5fa0b4e3a3dfd231d2db3a2d572a0.jpg


Blockhead and man hands. HL always seemed more girl next door to me.

But that pink bikini poster is an all time classic.

Full disclosure, I posted that pic from my phone.  Seeing now all blown up and shit on my computer screen, things that once were fit are not as clear cut.

Still Team Thomas, though. So you can put that fear to rest.

Shit. Why do chicks have to get the Meg Ryan joker face thing. Is it really worse than the alternative, or does it just turn out bad for some unlucky few?

Locklear all day long.  Or at least a minute or so.

3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Locklear all day long.  Or at least a minute or so.

Another 60 second man on the surly 

47 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

you know i wasnt saying that kids are watching spin city reruns right? 

newsradio is another story.

Maura Tierney can get it. 

I've always had Thomas slightly ahead of Locklear, but why not both?  I mean, not now of course, but in 1986...

2 hours ago, utee94 said:

I've always had Thomas slightly ahead of Locklear, but why not both?  I mean, not now of course, but in 1986...

Why not now?

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Why not now?

Because:

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I like that you are all pretending that 1986 Adrian Zmed just never existed.

So Zmed, Thomas, then Locklear?

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