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Meh. He's just pissed because Pele called him a Paneleiro.

Not condoning these terms or their usage, but he probably would have said bicha or viado.

Messi has decided he'd like to go to the knockouts this time around. 

Goal Messi!

What a take down of that pass

Edited by WBT

that 2nd touch was beautiful

That Argentina fan is the next "nutted but she still sucking" gif.

3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Maradona has an orgasm on live TV

Reading his lips looked like he was saying "Gracias a dios"!"  Looked like this:

 

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At a full sprint, ball coming from behind you at a severe angle....tap it with your knee, down to your foot on the same leg, which flicks it forward, all before it touches the ground. Then fire a rocket to the far corner of the net with a guy on your hip the whole time.  

That was awesome.

Edited by Monster

 GOOOOOOLLLLLL!!!!

Messi with his RIGHT FOOT!!!

He has waited 14+ years to use his right foot with power!!

That Messi fella is pretty good at soccer. 

The whole combo to control it and get the shot on target was outstanding. 

2 minutes ago, ScottishHorn said:

This could get ugly.  Nigeria too undisciplined 

Although I wouldn't put it past Argentina to somehow screw it up.  

Argentina need one more to be safe in the event of an Iceland one goal win.

Nice through ball an even better goalkeeping.  Good job throwing his body in the line of fire.

HOLY SHIT-  the Nigerian barely, barely touched him, and was already tripping himself

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

wow, that looked like a legit tangled fall on nigeria, not a takedown

Once again, Di Maria goes down like the titanic hitting an iceberg. 

You can tell it was a legit tangled fall because Di Maria didn't have time to fake it.

3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

did he touch it?

Yeah, he got a bit of a finger on it and sent it to the post.  Actually a phenomenal save.

I was wondering how old Argentina's starting lineup was, so I looked it up.

Franco Armani - 31 years 8 mos
Marcos Rojo - 28 years 3 mos
Nicolas Otamendi - 30 years 4 mos
Nicolas Tagliafico - 25 years 10 mos
Gabriel Mercado - 31 years 3 mos
Lionel Messi - 31 years 0 mos
Ever Banega - 30 years 0 mos
Javier Mascherano - 34 years 0 mos
Gonzalo Higuain - 30 years 6 mos
Angel Di Maria - 30 years 4 mos
Enzo Perez - 32 years 4 mos

AVERAGE AGE: 30 years 6 mos

But so far they aren't playing like it. They are playing like 25 year-olds.


And GK Armani is much better than Caballero.

Rojo and Otamendi are such idiotic CBs.  Who the hell puts a foot that high in the 6 yard box when you're that close to a forward?

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