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#3801
16 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

BREAKING: Alabama OT Elijah Pritchett plans to enter the Transfer Portal, he tells @on3sportsThe 6’6 325 OT was ranked as the No. 4 OT in the ‘23 Class (per On3 Industry)Will have 3 years of eligibility remaining https://t.co/BEX9ubBeuj

 

Nvm. I thought he was a starter. 

13 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

To stop at Hruska of course. 

Correct. 

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#3805

Total wish cast, but getting Quinn, Sanders, and Brooks back next year would be unreal.

And I assume JWhitt will be back too, simply because he's been on our team for what seems like 15 years now. I just figure he'll retire in a Longhorn uniform once he hits his 35th birthday.  

#3806
Did you watch the safeties this year??  It definitely needs to improve before next year. 
Next year as in Jan 1st 2024? Yes please
#3807
9 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:
We here 🤘🏾

 

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#3809
4 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Yeah, I think I'd stay away from Jake Spavital   

Every time I read his name, I just hear drunk Sumlin yelling “Hey Spav! Hey spav!”

Soooooo…..To me he will always be Coach Hey Spav. 

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#3810
Rebels247 has casted a prediction for Ole Miss to land the #1 player in the transfer portal, DL Walter Nolen 👀Ole Miss already got a big commitment in Princely Umanmielen earlier today… Lane Kiffin is COOKING 🔥

 

 

#3811
7 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:
Rebels247 has casted a prediction for Ole Miss to land the #1 player in the transfer portal, DL Walter Nolen 👀Ole Miss already got a big commitment in Princely Umanmielen earlier today… Lane Kiffin is COOKING 🔥

 

 

Aggies are about to melt down lol

 

From the Aggie 2024 thread:

 

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#3813
3 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I’m happy to see Georgia coming to Austin on a slight down swing. 

Down swing? They just had a 29 game win streak snapped, coming off of back-to-back national championships. They were ranked #1 almost unanimously the entire year up until the last week of the season. They've had 2 losses in the last 3 years, both to Alabama. 

I'm not sure I'd call that a downswing. 

#3814
Source: Former Texas quarterback Maalik Murphy is scheduled to visit Duke and South Carolina in the upcoming days.

Maalik has an opportunity to do the funniest thing next year. 

 

Source: Maalik Murphy is also scheduled to visit Oregon State after these visits. https://t.co/067mH3IKLp

 

 

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#3815
28 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:
Rebels247 has casted a prediction for Ole Miss to land the #1 player in the transfer portal, DL Walter Nolen 👀Ole Miss already got a big commitment in Princely Umanmielen earlier today… Lane Kiffin is COOKING 🔥

 

 

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#3816
2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

What down swing? They are about to sign the number 1 class again. 

Yeah, but they're on a losing streak. Pay no mind to those 29 straight wins prior to that loss.

#3817
43 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

And I assume JWhitt will be back too, simply because he's been on our team for what seems like 15 years now. 

I heard they are going to franchise tag him.

#3818

This dude is legit and he also fits the bigger/down the field mold at WR.

James Madison WR Elijah Sarratt announces he's re-entering the transfer portal.The first-team All-Sun Belt selection caught 74 passes for 1,076 yards and 8 TDs in his first season with the Dukes. Sarratt made our All-Portal Team last week: https://t.co/4pNz9F5fya https://t.co/sF0lyHLkCM

 

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#3819
18 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

This dude is legit and he also fits the bigger/down the field mold at WR.

James Madison WR Elijah Sarratt announces he's re-entering the transfer portal.The first-team All-Sun Belt selection caught 74 passes for 1,076 yards and 8 TDs in his first season with the Dukes. Sarratt made our All-Portal Team last week: https://t.co/4pNz9F5fya https://t.co/sF0lyHLkCM

 

JMU transfer == aggy lock

#3820
2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Bobby very initially said Staes is someone Texas would have interest in.  Then nothing happened.  Recently IT was reporting that Staes was not happening and now apparently Bobby is saying there is a chance that Sanders comes back. For the life of me I wouldn't understand that unless he is determined to make himself a 1st round pick and thinks he can do it with one more year (and no Bowers).

I believe he said Banks told Staes that he's their choice for a transfer TE but right now they won't know if they have a spot for him. Makes it sound like Sanders may return or at least the staff is confident enough in his return they went ahead and out Staes on the back burner. 

#3821
2 hours ago, Atticus said:

JT has a lot of lowlights in both pass pro and run blocking. He's really like a pseudo-receiver right now. He could become a first rounder if he drastically improves his blocking.

That's gotta be the only reason he would consider returning. He may be getting an NFL eval that his one dimensional nature will keep him out of the first 2 rounds this draft. I do think he's improved in blocking as the season has gone on. 

#3822
2 hours ago, Knewk210 said:

They [aggies] cloned a sheep, stupid sip!

That was for sex trafficking, not for the advancement of science.

#3823
1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:
Source: Former Texas quarterback Maalik Murphy is scheduled to visit Duke and South Carolina in the upcoming days.

Maalik has an opportunity to do the funniest thing next year. 

 

Source: Maalik Murphy is also scheduled to visit Oregon State after these visits. https://t.co/067mH3IKLp

 

 

Really hope he goes to SC. 

For one I think he'd do well there and also I want to kick his fucking ass if we play them in the next 2 years. 

30 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

This dude is legit and he also fits the bigger/down the field mold at WR.

James Madison WR Elijah Sarratt announces he's re-entering the transfer portal.The first-team All-Sun Belt selection caught 74 passes for 1,076 yards and 8 TDs in his first season with the Dukes. Sarratt made our All-Portal Team last week: https://t.co/4pNz9F5fya https://t.co/sF0lyHLkCM

 

If Golden jumps in I doubt they take another receiver until the spring window if at all. They can be extremely selective with an offer there

#3824
1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:
Rebels247 has casted a prediction for Ole Miss to land the #1 player in the transfer portal, DL Walter Nolen 👀 Ole Miss already got a big commitment in Princely Umanmielen earlier today… Lane Kiffin is COOKING 🔥
 
— College Football Report (@CFBRep) December 16, 2023
 

 

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#3825

Freshwater getting serious about chasing tail these days? Gonna push aggy down another rung in the SEC hierarchy.

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#3826

(Image, because twitter embeds no bueno.)

 

Can you imagine Sweat and Murphy against - ahem - The Mountain?  😱  😱  😱  😱

Lulz.

 

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#3828
On 12/12/2023 at 5:14 PM, Park Gothic said:

No, they run the Texaco at Exposition and Windsor. 

Tarrytown Pharmacy too.

#3830
34 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Can you imagine Sweat and Murphy against - ahem - The Mountain?  😱  😱  😱  😱

Lulz.

 

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OMG he’s awful!! “Falling on my ass and getting run the fuck over with your size 15 on my chest while you murdered by QB Max.”

#3831
4 hours ago, Hornlover said:

Down swing? They just had a 29 game win streak snapped, coming off of back-to-back national championships. They were ranked #1 almost unanimously the entire year up until the last week of the season. They've had 2 losses in the last 3 years, both to Alabama. 

I'm not sure I'd call that a downswing. 

I mean you literally just explained that they won the national championship two years in a row and then missed the playoff this year. I know we're not used to that level of national prominence recently but that's the definition of headed down. 

#3832
4 hours ago, Getafix said:

(Image, because twitter embeds no bueno.)

 

Can you imagine Sweat and Murphy against - ahem - The Mountain?  😱  😱  😱  😱

Lulz.

 

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They made a molehill out of a mountain.

#3833
8 hours ago, ousux said:

Freshwater getting serious about chasing tail these days? Gonna push aggy down another rung in the SEC hierarchy.

Dang... wish Ole Miss had aggy on their 2024 schedule.  

#3834
11 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:
Source: Former Texas quarterback Maalik Murphy is scheduled to visit Duke and South Carolina in the upcoming days.

Maalik has an opportunity to do the funniest thing next year. 

 

Source: Maalik Murphy is also scheduled to visit Oregon State after these visits. https://t.co/067mH3IKLp

 

 

"What's it going to be Maalik....Cocks or Beavers?"

"We're talking football mascots, right?  RIGHT?"

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#3835
12 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:
Rebels247 has casted a prediction for Ole Miss to land the #1 player in the transfer portal, DL Walter Nolen 👀Ole Miss already got a big commitment in Princely Umanmielen earlier today… Lane Kiffin is COOKING 🔥

 

 

Between he & Princely they're paying 6 figures for 6 good snaps a game. It's certainly a strategy, I'm glad it's not our strategy.

#3836
12 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Regardless, OU Spring Game should be fun to watch walk on OL with helmets too big for their bodies repping against their 1’s. 

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#3837
3 minutes ago, hook me said:

Between he & Princely they're paying 6 figures for 6 good snaps a game. It's certainly a strategy, I'm glad it's not our strategy.

I don't believe in being a grammar nazi, but between he is the reciprocal error of him said. We write freely, but we did go to school.

#3838
5 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

They made a molehill out of a mountain.

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#3839
9 hours ago, Getafix said:

(Image, because twitter embeds no bueno.)

 

Can you imagine Sweat and Murphy against - ahem - The Mountain?  😱  😱  😱  😱

Lulz.

 

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The “Mountain” of average.  What a complete waste of talent.  Momma’s boy who let her decide his life for him.  Sad.   Maybe he can reclaim his shot put ability and actually compete for something that matters.

#3841
32 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

I don't believe in being a grammar nazi, but between he is the reciprocal error of him said. We write freely, but we did go to school.

Haven’t you heard?  Nobody actually attends Texas. It’s all tshirt fans. 

#3842
4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

CJ Vogel says that Casey Cain, Sawyer Gorman-Welch, and Larry Turner-Gooden were at practice yesterday. 

So was a tackling dummy

#3843
14 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

CJ Vogel says that Casey Cain, Sawyer Gorman-Welch, and Larry Turner-Gooden were at practice yesterday. 

Wait, so they could go in the portal but still not quit on their team while working behind the scenes to find a new spot?

That's allowed? 

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#3844
17 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

CJ Vogel says that Casey Cain, Sawyer Gorman-Welch, and Larry Turner-Gooden were at practice yesterday. 

Sometimes they spell the hyphen.

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#3848
Just now, Post Oak said:

CJs not bad on the channel imo.  Looks to be a good addition.

Bobby gonna turn TFB into another powerhouse and sell it for his kids retirement. 

#3849
2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

FWIW - Nahlin (IT) posted this morning that Texas would take both Moore (the edge from UTSA) and the Tennessee edge Baron.


Did he post how the visit was going for the one that never made it to campus? 

#3850
3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

FWIW - Nahlin (IT) posted this morning that Texas would take both Moore (the edge from UTSA) and the Tennessee edge Baron.

Do we have confirmation that Baron made it on campus?

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