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#5753
3 hours ago, tokamak said:

I was really starting to dream about Mitchell in particular.

Hmmm

#5754
Texas A&M in a good spot for a top @247SportsPortal target: https://t.co/0K7cqMu2HY

Scourton

They had to hit on someone, might as well be the hometown kid. Hopefully he takes more visits

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#5756
3 hours ago, Kwix said:
BREAKING: Alabama starting center Seth McLaughlin is expected to enter the NCAA Transfer Portal, @_NickKelly reports. https://t.co/xagCHbxtCo

 

Saban after the game:

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#5758
10 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Yes.

That's a shame. I've always preferred the export business myself.

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#5759
1 hour ago, elguapo said:

@closetojumping this dude who has a hard on for you wants you to know this

He’s either a troll or an idiot who doesn’t understand context. I don’t care either way and put the dipshit on ignore. I should have done it when he attempted to tell us that NIL would never displace the bag game and that Texas was failing with NIL compared to the competition. 

#5761
11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

He’s either a troll or an idiot who doesn’t understand context. I don’t care either way and put the dipshit on ignore. I should have done it when he attempted to tell us that NIL would never displace the bag game and that Texas was failing with NIL compared to the competition. 

Glenn Close GIF

#5763
53 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Elongated torso. WNB. - Signed, surly

kind of shitty armpits and no tits, agreed

plus you couldnt take her anywhere in the sun

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#5764
56 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Elongated torso. WNB. - Signed, surly

 

3 minutes ago, MisterP said:

kind of shitty armpits and no tits, agreed

plus you couldnt take her anywhere in the sun

Counterpoint:

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#5765
2 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

 

Counterpoint:

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Yes but he is making money and that is what women are attracted to

You never seen a dumb ugly mother fucker with a hot woman? Blind?

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#5766
1 minute ago, MisterP said:

Yes but he is making money and that is what women are attracted to

You never seen a dumb ugly mother fucker with a hot woman? Blind?

How do you know she's not the breadwinner?  Star player on 2-time defending national volleyball champs vs football center?  Kind of a toss-up.

#5769
8 minutes ago, El Compadre said:

I don't know if we take transfers from the Las Vegas penal system, but this motherfucker has monster linebacker potential. "He has the instincts, just needs to be coached up." From Reddit, happened today in Vegas.

 

Probably a better culture fit at a&m

#5770
He is dating Jenna Wenaas on the VB team, so maybe he sticks around for another year. 
I just brought up the Volleyball roster since I didnt remember which one she was...

Jake should stay, and congrats young man!
#5771
22 minutes ago, El Compadre said:

I don't know if we take transfers from the Las Vegas penal system, but this motherfucker has monster linebacker potential. "He has the instincts, just needs to be coached up." From Reddit, happened today in Vegas.

 

This could be the edge rusher we’ve been waiting years for.

#5772
30 minutes ago, El Compadre said:

I don't know if we take transfers from the Las Vegas penal system, but this motherfucker has monster linebacker potential. "He has the instincts, just needs to be coached up." From Reddit, happened today in Vegas.

 

I need the back story here before I can make an assessment.  I do like his explosiveness. But he missed the tackle

#5773
3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I need the back story here before I can make an assessment.  I do like his explosiveness. But he missed the tackle

Hurries matter, and it seems she hit the ground even if he didn’t get the kill shot.

#5774
10 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I need the back story here before I can make an assessment.  I do like his explosiveness. But he missed the tackle

He leapt over the whole freaking bench. Her knee was down! He'd be like Bobby Boucher out there.

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#5775
23 minutes ago, South Austin said:

This could be the edge rusher we’ve been waiting years for.

He overran the play, do not want.

#5777
1 hour ago, El Compadre said:

I don't know if we take transfers from the Las Vegas penal system, but this motherfucker has monster linebacker potential. "He has the instincts, just needs to be coached up." From Reddit, happened today in Vegas.

 

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Let me help you out.

A man attacked a Clark County judge in court today after she denied his probation.

 

#5778
2 hours ago, MisterP said:

Because it is volleyball. I get this boards desire to be woke. But don't do it in exchange for being smart. He has the pancake factory at minimum and drives a Lambo. Are you fucking stupid? There is literally negative money in women's sports. 

Actually the top VB players are making more each year than you are.  
 

Jerrett Elliott has been helping them with investment strategies, there’s real money going towards the VB team.  

#5779

Re: Thompson...

10 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

Because he runs a 4.8, takes horrible tackling angles, and is a total liability? See the first deep pass for UW, for example.

However, he's a LFL, and I wish him success.

 

10 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Or standing around watching OU score the game winning TD


Maybe he has trouble reading LEFTIES.

Perhaps that's why he doesn't play baseball.

 

 

3 hours ago, pacman said:

 

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Come on...

Don't you guys remember The First Rule of Volleyball?

Spoiler

1st R of VB:

It's all about the ASS!

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You can't post a photo of a volleyball player and act like the only thing that does not matter is the ass. Do better!

The Oregon team would laugh you out of the gym.

 

#5782
52 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

Actually the top VB players are making more each year than you are.  
 

Jerrett Elliott has been helping them with investment strategies, there’s real money going towards the VB team.  

Username checks out.

#5784
3 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Needs a longer rap sheet for OU to be interested. 

He’s attacking a FEMALE judge. (Plus, his jumping over the bench triggered my PTSD from a 2001 traumatic event…) Dude oozes that OUDNA. 

#5785
6 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Dont do this. 

If only someone had said that to his father just prior to climax. 

#5788
18 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Transfers don't sign anything binding them to school....it is when they attend class that it becomes bound.

 

 

I believe Neyor attended classes at Tennessee before he decided "nah fuck this, Burnt Orange is the orange that doesn't suck". 

#5790
7 hours ago, Chili dog said:

He’s attacking a FEMALE judge. (Plus, his jumping over the bench triggered my PTSD from a 2001 traumatic event…) Dude oozes that OUDNA. 

I bet he had an interesting escorted walk back to his cell.

#5791
47 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I bet he had an interesting escorted walk back to his cell.

Are you suggesting he might have tripped a few times but all injuries were sustained during the courtroom scuffle?

#5792
43 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Are you suggesting he might have tripped a few times but all injuries were sustained during the courtroom scuffle?

'Twas the judge who tore the ear and bruised the testes.

'Twas she who bore the fear and cracked the rib and all phalanges.

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#5794

Quotes about Matthew Golden from Chris Jackson during media day before the Sugar Bowl (via 247)

“Getting Matt was really big for us because we're potentially losing all of our production besides Johntay’s eight catches. We're losing the top three guys [at receiver] besides eight receptions. So, what we needed was to make sure we brought in a leader because we lost all of our leadership. As I told Matt, when we were talking to him, I said, ‘I need two things from your big dawg. I need you to come work your ass off and I need you to lead these young men.’

“He's a very confident young man, but he’s quiet by demeanor. He said, ‘I'm not a leader vocally.’ I said, ‘I don't care about that as long as you work hard.’ He said, ‘Coach, I can do that.’ So, I think he's gonna be a perfect fit for us. He's gonna be a perfect NFL-caliber kickoff returner, and he's going to be an NFL-caliber receiver for us. So, my job is to try to get him in and out of here a lot like AD Mitchell. So, I think he knows his role. He knows he's got to lead a lot of these younger dudes because there's not a whole lot of production returning. He just provides us with a lot of experience, and hopefully, he’ll be able to share that with the younger guys.”

#5797
2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Burton said this morning there's a very good chance Guilbeau hits the portal. Sort of figured that when we brought in Mukuba to play star.

He wasn’t very good in limited action this year and he had the knee injury last year that cost him a lot of offseason time. Right now I wouldn’t confidently say he’s better than Austin Jordan so he’s battling for second string.

#5798
18 hours ago, Teryor said:
Alabama had nine players enter the transfer portal in the last 15 minutes:Eli Holstein, QB Malik Benson, WR Shazz Preston, WR Miles Kitselman, TESeth McLaughlin, OL Terrence Ferguson, OL Monkell Goodwine, DL Earl Little, DB Kristian Story, DBhttps://t.co/NopigdR5UP

I guess they all got tired of being "Legendary"...

#5799
3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

He wasn’t very good in limited action this year and he had the knee injury last year that cost him a lot of offseason time. Right now I wouldn’t confidently say he’s better than Austin Jordan so he’s battling for second string.

i think he spent all year in an -OR- situation with Jordan, so not like he was way outplaying him?

#5800
Just now, NoName said:

i think he spent all year in an -OR- situation with Jordan, so not like he was way outplaying him?

I may be misremembering but does Guilbeau even play special teams? Jordan is certainly a plus in that regard.  

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