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#6301

lmao 

Old Dominion WR Javon Harvey has announced his flip to Duke from Texas A&M, per his Instagram. Had 500 receiving yards last season for ODU. With Texas A&M landing two commitments at receiver in the portal, this became expected.— Jaxson Callaway (AT) (@AggiesToday)

 

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#6305
2 minutes ago, horny_gunman said:

PK is the chef, Nansen is the sous chef, and Joseph is the maître D telling everyone about the specials that are not actually available. 
 

Bo is the guy they send out when you complain about the food. 

Gideon is sitting waiting at dennys.

#6306
Sir, our attention is now on Hayden Conner
Danny Cruz coming in to make center great again! Or at least I think that's the plan for him.
#6307
14 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Bo Davis is the line cook, telling muthafuckers to jump in the walk in

Bo Davis wants everyone to smoke weed?

#6308
34 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

lmao 

Old Dominion WR Javon Harvey has announced his flip to Duke from Texas A&M, per his Instagram. Had 500 receiving yards last season for ODU. With Texas A&M landing two commitments at receiver in the portal, this became expected.— Jaxson Callaway (AT) (@AggiesToday)

 

And quite the juggernauts those two receivers are.

#6309
1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Gonna need confirmation from Ketch until I believe this. 

You’ll get it as soon as ketch reads that post and can hammer out “sources say Juan davis will be returning” on his lard-soaked keyboard. 

#6310
1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Gonna need confirmation from Ketch until I believe this. 

Have him paged at Golden Corral. 

#6313

Elko lost some bread but brought in some more bread.  Judging by his girth I would say he knows quite a bit about simple carbs and dough products.  

And not even aggie is stupid enough to think about joining the Big Ten.  Who am I kidding...they will probably announce they are going effective tomorrow.

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#6314

 

Former Arkansas and Texas safety Jalen Catalon has committed to UNLV.Was a first-team All-SEC selection and Jim Thorpe Award semifinalist at Arkansas in 2020. Played under UNLV head coach Barry Odom when Odom was the defensive coordinator at Arkansas.https://t.co/ULZYpEJoo7

 

#6315
1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

lmao 

Old Dominion WR Javon Harvey has announced his flip to Duke from Texas A&M, per his Instagram. Had 500 receiving yards last season for ODU. With Texas A&M landing two commitments at receiver in the portal, this became expected.— Jaxson Callaway (AT) (@AggiesToday)

 

"Expected"

He's learning from the masters of spin. Should be a regular contributor on Texags shortly. 

Too bad he'll never get that ag tag for failing at Blinn.

#6316

I’m pretty excited about this with him and Jeanty in the backfield.

Former USC QB Malachi Nelson has transferred to Boise State
#6317
37 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Former Arkansas and Texas safety Jalen Catalon has committed to UNLV.Was a first-team All-SEC selection and Jim Thorpe Award semifinalist at Arkansas in 2020. Played under UNLV head coach Barry Odom when Odom was the defensive coordinator at Arkansas.https://t.co/ULZYpEJoo7

 

I really don't understand someone leaving Texas to play for unlv, unless Sark suggested that he should go elsewhere. He's gonna get playing time here, and a much better chance of actually winning a lot of games. Maybe the NIL money there, as a starter, was more than he was going to get as a part time player here. 

#6318

Elko's recruiting and dining strategy. 

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#6319
8 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I really don't understand someone leaving Texas to play for unlv, unless Sark suggested that he should go elsewhere. He's gonna get playing time here, and a much better chance of actually winning a lot of games. Maybe the NIL money there, as a starter, was more than he was going to get as a part time player here. 

Texas didn't have a roster spot for Catalon.  He's going to play for his old DC in a defense that he played well in. 

Good Luck Jalen!!!

#6320
16 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I really don't understand someone leaving Texas to play for unlv, unless Sark suggested that he should go elsewhere. He's gonna get playing time here, and a much better chance of actually winning a lot of games. Maybe the NIL money there, as a starter, was more than he was going to get as a part time player here. 

This cannot be a serious post.

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#6321
20 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I really don't understand someone leaving Texas to play for unlv, unless Sark suggested that he should go elsewhere. He's gonna get playing time here, and a much better chance of actually winning a lot of games. Maybe the NIL money there, as a starter, was more than he was going to get as a part time player here. 

Bruh he was phased out here. He's slow as fuck. He was told to get in the mother fucker.

 

 

#6322
9 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Texas didn't have a roster spot for Catalon.  He's going to play for his old DC in a defense that he played well in. 

Good Luck Jalen!!!

So Sark said,  "Move on". Makes sense

#6324

Catalon was a helpful barometer for when 9.95'ers were getting good information and when they were making stuff up.  The notion of Catalon as some kind of defensive savior who was injured and whose triumphant return would bolster the defense that was popular on Texas boards/websites was very much out of touch with reality.  I wish him well, but I'd be surprised if he did much at UNLV.

#6325
Who do you think hits more on correct predictions? Ketch or [mention=2291]Helobious[/mention]

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There’s enough talent coming back that dare I say it, they have a shot at it all next year. 

Blows my mind that there is a nontrivial portion of the fanbase either wanting Ewers to leave or wanting Arch to jump him. I think some of us have forgotten what an open championship window looks like and how to handle it.
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#6326

What the fuck is going on here?

You were not part of the culture here at all. Actually the complete opposite. You will not act like you were part of this ride at all. Have some damn respect for the guys that did it right and actually showed up to work everyday.
#6327
2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Texas didn't have a roster spot for Catalon.  He's going to play for his old DC in a defense that he played well in. 

Good Luck Jalen!!!

Pretty much. I wish him well, Texas took a chance on him and he got injured like he has every season except for 2020.

#6328
4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

What the fuck is going on here?
 

You were not part of the culture here at all. Actually the complete opposite. You will not act like you were part of this ride at all. Have some damn respect for the guys that did it right and actually showed up to work everyday.

Oooo walkon fight!

#6329
17 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

What the fuck is going on here?
 

You were not part of the culture here at all. Actually the complete opposite. You will not act like you were part of this ride at all. Have some damn respect for the guys that did it right and actually showed up to work everyday.

A career benchwarmer calling out another career benchwarmer.

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#6330

Reed Malphurs and Tannahill Love would make for great character names in a romance novel about a forbidden locker room love between two football players (one would be from the wrong side of the tracks, the other from money but embarrassed by it). 

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#6331

Reed Malphurs Syndrome sounds like a disease that turns your penis inside out and makes you shit jellybeans. 
 

in my medical opinion, I mean. 

#6333
1 hour ago, someguy said:

Catalon was a helpful barometer for when 9.95'ers were getting good information and when they were making stuff up.  The notion of Catalon as some kind of defensive savior who was injured and whose triumphant return would bolster the defense that was popular on Texas boards/websites was very much out of touch with reality.  I wish him well, but I'd be surprised if he did much at UNLV.

Eh - We took a gamble on a guy with a history of injuries. I'm not too disappointed, but I didn't have high expectations. He did contribute early in the season. We all thought he'd ball out, but that was kool aid drinking. 

#6336
4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

What the fuck is going on here?
 

You were not part of the culture here at all. Actually the complete opposite. You will not act like you were part of this ride at all. Have some damn respect for the guys that did it right and actually showed up to work everyday.

Dayum, that’s a brutal takedown. Love not having it.

#6338
3 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Depends on the slope of the land.

The phrase isn’t, “The apple doesn’t come to rest far from the tree.” Just saying.

#6339
7 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

I clicked on his twitter profile and saw that he's got Mulugheta as his agent for 'business inquiries' already. Mulugheta has that thing with Jeremy Hills' training thing already. Is there a rule that agencies or trainers can't do their own endorsement deals? Seems like we could get an NIL engine going there.

#6341
Reed Malphurs and Tannahill Love would make for great character names in a romance novel about a forbidden locker room love between two football players (one would be from the wrong side of the tracks, the other from money but embarrassed by it). 


Brokelinebacker Sideline

Eh - We took a gamble on a guy with a history of injuries. I'm not too disappointed, but I didn't have high expectations. He did contribute early in the season. We all thought he'd ball out, but that was kool aid drinking. 


…..but we agree the dude from Clemson is gonna ball out, right?
#6342
10 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

I really don't understand someone leaving Texas to play for unlv, unless Sark suggested that he should go elsewhere. He's gonna get playing time here, and a much better chance of actually winning a lot of games. Maybe the NIL money there, as a starter, was more than he was going to get as a part time player here. 


Jesus fucking Christ. 

#6344
8 hours ago, texifornia said:

Oooo walkon fight!

It's gonna be awkward as fuck when they run in to each other a party in the Hampton's this summer.

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#6345

FCB

 

BREAKING: Texas #Longhorns cornerback Ryan Watts will forego an extra year of eligibility to enter the 2024 NFL Draft, a source close to the situation tells @Horns247.https://t.co/cPFSxbvIGQ

 

#6347
8 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

What the fuck is going on here?
 

You were not part of the culture here at all. Actually the complete opposite. You will not act like you were part of this ride at all. Have some damn respect for the guys that did it right and actually showed up to work everyday.

Walkin' On IS SERIOUS BIDNESS

They should just be happy a 19 in a row hittin' G like Bert Auburn would be in the same picture as them. 

#6348

Now we’re really seeing way more go out than come in…this is on a playoff team. Not saying that most of these weren’t bread but I’m really wondering how we aren’t thin at some positions next year. We may have a stud at a position but behind him could be….

surprisingly wr is not one I’m that worried about. I think the net loss of worthy and his “effort” on plays will level out. 

#6349
Now we’re really seeing way more go out than come in…this is on a playoff team. Not saying that most of these weren’t bread but I’m really wondering how we aren’t thin at some positions next year. We may have a stud at a position but behind him could be….
surprisingly wr is not one I’m that worried about. I think the net loss of worthy and his “effort” on plays will level out. 
We are shedding dead weight in the form of DBs who can't turn their heads around and have zero eye discipline. This is a great thing. I'd rather not repeat the UW game again next year where our secondary gets blown out.
#6350
4 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Now we’re really seeing way more go out than come in…this is on a playoff team. Not saying that most of these weren’t bread but I’m really wondering how we aren’t thin at some positions next year. We may have a stud at a position but behind him could be….

surprisingly wr is not one I’m that worried about. I think the net loss of worthy and his “effort” on plays will level out. 

You know we’re gonna continue to bring guys in right? Attrition is part of football and we will bring starters in and better backups for next year. Be patient the season doesn’t start tomorrow.

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