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#6801
6 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Yep, I was reporting Live to my buddies flying in today and tomorrow on shit at Miami airport, landing at St. Thomas airport, time spent waiting for luggage at baggage claim/ bar serving drinks in plastic roadie cups at baggage claim, and ground transportation to local accommodations. (Mexican fell into the last group.)

 

No humble brag yet. I am not standing in a Frenchtown hotel like my married friends, I am staying in a less-than ideal AirBnB in a convenient part of town (West Amelia)  that is near the cruise port.

The first neighbor I saw when I arrived to the dilapidated building (that somehow looked better on AirBnB looked like he might charge me for a fight…

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…but backed down.

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But I peeked down through a window today and the cock look like he was waiting to start something.

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If any of my married friends arriving soon had booked this spot, they likely wouldn’t still be married by Valentine’s Day.

The humble bragging will start tomorrow when I board the Sea Dream yacht as one of 110 guests of the “birthday couple” (Austin native girl/ Dallas native guy) as we take over the entire “yacht” for 3+ days & 3 nights as we dock around the British Virgin Islands on the hosts’ dime. 
 

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Have you don't anything yet that didn't involve cocks today? Wait, nevermind. I don't want to know.

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#6802
10 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Yep, I was reporting Live to my buddies flying in today and tomorrow on shit at Miami airport, landing at St. Thomas airport, time spent waiting for luggage at baggage claim/ bar serving drinks in plastic roadie cups at baggage claim, and ground transportation to local accommodations. (Mexican fell into the last group.)

 

No humble brag yet. I am not standing in a Frenchtown hotel like my married friends, I am staying in a less-than ideal AirBnB in a convenient part of town (West Amelia)  that is near the cruise port.

The first neighbor I saw when I arrived to the dilapidated building (that somehow looked better on AirBnB looked like he might charge me for a fight…

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…but backed down.

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But I peeked down through a window today and the cock look like he was waiting to start something.

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If any of my married friends arriving soon had booked this spot, they likely wouldn’t still be married by Valentine’s Day.

The humble bragging will start tomorrow when I board the Sea Dream yacht as one of 110 guests of the “birthday couple” (Austin native girl/ Dallas native guy) as we take over the entire “yacht” for 3+ days & 3 nights as we dock around the British Virgin Islands on the hosts’ dime. 
 

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1) what the fuck is a “birthday couple?”

2) if my friend invited me to a goddamn birthday party (adult birthday parties, Christ) that required me to travel and be stuck on a boat for 3 days with a bunch of other people, and I actually had to go, I would get a crew together and give him the Full Metal Jacket treatment one night…

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#6804
19 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Yep, I was reporting Live to my buddies flying in today and tomorrow on shit at Miami airport, landing at St. Thomas airport, time spent waiting for luggage at baggage claim/ bar serving drinks in plastic roadie cups at baggage claim, and ground transportation to local accommodations. (Mexican fell into the last group.)

 

No humble brag yet. I am not standing in a Frenchtown hotel like my married friends, I am staying in a less-than ideal AirBnB in a convenient part of town (West Amelia)  that is near the cruise port.

The first neighbor I saw when I arrived to the dilapidated building (that somehow looked better on AirBnB looked like he might charge me for a fight…

IMG_0328.thumb.jpeg.208945f56cf884a0587402e711ee6217.jpeg

…but backed down.

IMG_0327.thumb.jpeg.cf2a51c1861589b19808feccac121cc5.jpeg

 

But I peeked down through a window today and the cock look like he was waiting to start something.

IMG_0351.thumb.jpeg.b9910f88bb509423525f38e243784d4c.jpeg
 

If any of my married friends arriving soon had booked this spot, they likely wouldn’t still be married by Valentine’s Day.

The humble bragging will start tomorrow when I board the Sea Dream yacht as one of 110 guests of the “birthday couple” (Austin native girl/ Dallas native guy) as we take over the entire “yacht” for 3+ days & 3 nights as we dock around the British Virgin Islands on the hosts’ dime. 
 

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How insecure do you have to be to lock 110 other people on a yacht with you for 3 days to celebrate your birthday....I don't even like 110 people much less have any interest in being on a boat with them for 3 days...

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#6805
3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Officially back:

🤘

 

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#6806
1 minute ago, Hank Chinaski said:

1) what the fuck is a “birthday couple?”

2) if my friend invited me to a goddamn birthday party (adult birthday parties, Christ) that required me to travel and be stuck on a boat for 3 days with a bunch of other people, and I actually had to go, I would get a crew together and give him the Full Metal Jacket treatment one night…

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Most of us think that it is a Surprise Wedding. If not a wedding, then the night of the somewhat dressy party (jackets & nice pants in the Caribbean?) is a Wedding Reception and they will announce that they recently tied the knot. 

Both are divorced with three kids each and the kids will be there, plus the siblings and my buddy’s mom will be there. 

Invites were sent out last March/early April. It is most definitely NOT just a birthday party (his birthday is in November and hers is in December), but whatever. 
 

I’m done detailing. Future posts will be in the travel thread. 

#6807
8 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Officially back:

🤘

 

Queue the national media throwing turds against the wall about Arch transferring 

#6808
1 minute ago, Napoleon said:

Most of us think that it is a Surprise Wedding. If not a wedding, then the night of the somewhat dressy party (jackets & nice pants in the Caribbean?) is a Wedding Reception and they will announce that they recently tied the knot. 

Both are divorced with three kids each and the kids will be there, plus the siblings and my buddy’s mom will be there. 

Invites were sent out last March/early April. It is most definitely NOT just a birthday party (his birthday is in November and hers is in December), but whatever. 
 

I’m done detailing. Future posts will be in the travel thread. 

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#6810

Bobby (OTF) said that Silas Bolden (Oregon St WR) is not a mid-term enrollee, he will be a summertime addition.  

 

This seems like Bolden timeline might match more closely with when Texas wants to make a decision (after Ryan Williams signs).

#6811
12 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Officially back:

🤘

 

Lol at turning his announcement into a trading card advertisement

#6812
16 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Officially back:

🤘

 

 

 

 

Given the timing, can't imagine he would make the official announcement without being pretty confident about Sark being here.  (And at this point, he would have zero idea of a replacement if Sark left ... )

 

 

#6813
Just now, Getafix said:

 

 

 

Given the timing, can't imagine he would make the official announcement without being pretty confident about Sark being here.  (And at this point, he would have zero idea of a replacement if Sark left ... )

 

 

 

Our @espn story on Texas quarterback Quinn Ewers returning for the 2024 season. He'll be among the defining faces of the sport next year. He told ESPN: “One more year with my teammates and one more year of development with Coach Sark made the most sense.” https://t.co/lhhKgDAx3m

 

#6814
Most of us think that it is a Surprise Wedding. If not a wedding, then the night of the somewhat dressy party (jackets & nice pants in the Caribbean?) is a Wedding Reception and they will announce that they recently tied the knot. 
Both are divorced with three kids each and the kids will be there, plus the siblings and my buddy’s mom will be there. 
Invites were sent out last March/early April. It is most definitely NOT just a birthday party (his birthday is in November and hers is in December), but whatever. 
 
I’m done detailing. Future posts will be in the travel thread. 

I’m on pins and needles , so hurry. The more detail the better.
#6815
45 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Our @espn story on Texas quarterback Quinn Ewers returning for the 2024 season. He'll be among the defining faces of the sport next year. He told ESPN: “One more year with my teammates and one more year of development with Coach Sark made the most sense.” https://t.co/lhhKgDAx3m

 

His senior year? C'mon ESPN....

#6817
4 hours ago, Napoleon said:

You sound like the Texas version of this guy from Mexico City sitting next to me in the taxi van from the airport in St. Thomas. 

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Pink sweater

Pink bracelet

(Soft?) Pink glitter phone case

Matching light pink 3-suitcase set [not pictured]

  

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#6820
1 hour ago, Napoleon said:

Both are divorced with three kids each and the kids will be there,

This gets worse by the post. 

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#6821
1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Our @espn story on Texas quarterback Quinn Ewers returning for the 2024 season. He'll be among the defining faces of the sport next year. He told ESPN: “One more year with my teammates and one more year of development with Coach Sark made the most sense.” https://t.co/lhhKgDAx3m

 

This is so wise. He will be increasing his chances of success in the NFL. He'll be in the rare heaven of being a great Texas QB, college life, oh, and the national fucking hunt.

I'm pleased.

#6822
3 hours ago, Jebus said:

It almost seems like a lot of the time when people say "NTTAWWT", they don't really mean it

my only problem is the sweater over the back and tied around the neck. that's terrible fashion. Other than that, I suspect he's a great guy, I'd party with him over most of you fat straight fucks. of course, I'm making the strong assumption he's gay.

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#6823
4 hours ago, Napoleon said:

You sound like the Texas version of this guy from Mexico City sitting next to me in the taxi van from the airport in St. Thomas. 

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Pink sweater

Pink bracelet

(Soft?) Pink glitter phone case

Matching light pink 3-suitcase set [not pictured]

  

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User name checks out: Napoleon has a complex.

#6824

btw any cruise on a ship that's less than 200 passengers is big time. those are the only kinds of cruises we take.  and commanding the entire ship? damn. that's a price tag.

#6825
2 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Most of us think that it is a Surprise Wedding. If not a wedding, then the night of the somewhat dressy party (jackets & nice pants in the Caribbean?) is a Wedding Reception and they will announce that they recently tied the knot. 

Both are divorced with three kids each and the kids will be there, plus the siblings and my buddy’s mom will be there. 

Invites were sent out last March/early April. It is most definitely NOT just a birthday party (his birthday is in November and hers is in December), but whatever. 
 

I’m done detailing. Future posts will be in the travel thread. 

Sorry.....having your friends travel for a surprise wedding or wedding announcement for 3 days is actually surprisingly worse....

#6827
6 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Sorry.....having your friends travel for a surprise wedding or wedding announcement for 3 days is actually surprisingly worse....

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The birthday cruise/wedding cruise/airbnb/shared taxi may all be disasters, but the real treasure is the friends he made along the way.

#6828
42 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

This is so wise. He will be increasing his chances of success in the NFL. He'll be in the rare heaven of being a great Texas QB, college life, oh, and the national fucking hunt.

I'm pleased.

 

Yeah, I hope he enjoys this next year because, once it's gone, you never get it back.  Sat around last weekend with a group of old college friends drinking single malt scotch and reminiscing about our times at UT.  We're all successful people who definitely "made it"  in life.  And yet all of us were talking about how much fun we had at UT.  Like they say you never knew what you had until it's gone.

 

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#6829
36 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Bobby says that Bo's move affected Caldwell's decision/timeline

Caldwell better strike while the iron's hot because he may fall down the pecking order as this coaching carousel precipitates new portal entrants.

#6830
 
Yeah, I hope he enjoys this next year because, once it's gone, you never get it back.  Sat around last weekend with a group of old college friends drinking single malt scotch and reminiscing about our times at UT.  We're all successful people who definitely "made it"  in life.  And yet all of us were talking about how much fun we had at UT.  Like they say you never knew what you had until it's gone.
 

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#6831
3 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Caldwell better strike while the iron's hot because he may fall down the pecking order as this coaching carousel precipitates new portal entrants.

He is the best DT in the portal. There will be no falling down the pecking order. 

#6832
2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

He is the best DT in the portal. There will be no falling down the pecking order. 

Alabama players can change that.

#6833
2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

He is the best DT in the portal. There will be no falling down the pecking order. 

I guess you forgot that the portal just opened for all of Alabama's players, and it's almost certain it's about to open at another medium or big time school once Alabama fills its vacancy. 

#6834
27 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I guess you forgot that the portal just opened for all of Alabama's players, and it's almost certain it's about to open at another medium or big time school once Alabama fills its vacancy. 

How is this so hard for people to understand...

#6835

I would be shocked if Bama doesn't lose one of those interior DL out of Oatis, Keenan, Payne, and Smith. 

All those guys can probably start anywhere and they only have two starting spots. 

#6836
4 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Yep, I was reporting Live to my buddies flying in today and tomorrow on shit at Miami airport, landing at St. Thomas airport, time spent waiting for luggage at baggage claim/ bar serving drinks in plastic roadie cups at baggage claim, and ground transportation to local accommodations. (Mexican fell into the last group.)

 

No humble brag yet. I am not standing in a Frenchtown hotel like my married friends, I am staying in a less-than ideal AirBnB in a convenient part of town (West Amelia)  that is near the cruise port.

The first neighbor I saw when I arrived to the dilapidated building (that somehow looked better on AirBnB looked like he might charge me for a fight…

IMG_0328.thumb.jpeg.208945f56cf884a0587402e711ee6217.jpeg

…but backed down.

IMG_0327.thumb.jpeg.cf2a51c1861589b19808feccac121cc5.jpeg

 

But I peeked down through a window today and the cock look like he was waiting to start something.

IMG_0351.thumb.jpeg.b9910f88bb509423525f38e243784d4c.jpeg
 

If any of my married friends arriving soon had booked this spot, they likely wouldn’t still be married by Valentine’s Day.

The humble bragging will start tomorrow when I board the Sea Dream yacht as one of 110 guests of the “birthday couple” (Austin native girl/ Dallas native guy) as we take over the entire “yacht” for 3+ days & 3 nights as we dock around the British Virgin Islands on the hosts’ dime. 
 

IMG_0357.gif.363ed8321c11997479e830fc57da85d6.gif

 

This Napoleon guy likes to take creeper picks of cocks.

#6837
3 hours ago, texasdago said:

Queue the national media throwing turds against the wall about Arch transferring 

There are a lot of fun memes out there about it. I have 0 fear of it happening and my non-UT buddies seem to be having a good time.

Ags and Sooners and such clinging to silly hopes about Arch and/or Sark leaving? Adorable.

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#6846
BREAKING: Former Texas A&M WR Evan Stewart has Committed to Oregon, he tells @on3sportsThe 6’1 175 WR is ranked as the No. 1 WR in the Portal (No. 2 Overall Player)Was a 5-Star Plus+ Recruit in the ‘22 Class & will have 2 years of eligibility remaining…

Very interested to see how he does there

#6847
I guess you forgot that the portal just opened for all of Alabama's players, and it's almost certain it's about to open at another medium or big time school once Alabama fills its vacancy. 
Good thing the Elk snatched all the FCS players he could find as soon as the portal opened. aggy gon be loaded for '24[emoji23][emoji23]
#6848
20 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Very interested to see how he does there

Probably would have liked it a lot more with Nix 

#6850

website url is Isaiah Bond, but I don't sub to them for the goods.
 

Late night note on the subject of Nick Saban’s retirement and where Texas could potentially benefit. #HookEm [D] https://t.co/ZGhxhHJ60b

 

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