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#13004
23 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Hell, I’d transfer there for the team pool party.

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You sure about that?

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Brett will be there.

Not too certain about Jen.

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#13006
5 hours ago, Mother mopar said:
20 hours ago, Lone Star Horn said:
HA, if he was there for one of the Air Force Tech Schools, say around 18-19 years old. It was closed in 1993, so he could still be as young as 48-49.

I heard those Chanute stories when I came in the late 90s. People said it was pussy and beer nonstop. Then the AF said, "Here's Sheppard," lol.

I went to Keesler AFB in 88, before Biloxi got casinos. I heard stories about Lowry AFB in Denver. Apparently in the late 80s Denver was a hotspot for pussy. 

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#13007
8 hours ago, DixonHur said:

I know...my grandfather served there too.  

Ding ding ding...I was there in '91

But I was at a Navy tech school.  Best food I had in the military, though.  Those fly boys could cook. 

ahhh ok, yeah makes sense now :D  i just retired from the AF I've only heard tales of chanute hah

#13008
5 hours ago, Mother mopar said:
20 hours ago, Lone Star Horn said:
HA, if he was there for one of the Air Force Tech Schools, say around 18-19 years old. It was closed in 1993, so he could still be as young as 48-49.

I heard those Chanute stories when I came in the late 90s. People said it was pussy and beer nonstop. Then the AF said, "Here's Sheppard," lol.

sheppard is absolute dog shit  holy hell what a trip 

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#13009
4 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

Yeah. If yall are feeling all patriotic about atomic bomb stories. Ya dont wanna hear mine. 

 

1 hour ago, Lone Star Horn said:

I went to Keesler AFB in 88, before Biloxi got casinos. I heard stories about Lowry AFB in Denver. Apparently in the late 80s Denver was a hotspot for pussy. 

 

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

ahhh ok, yeah makes sense now :D  i just retired from the AF I've only heard tales of chanute hah

 

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

sheppard is absolute dog shit  holy hell what a trip 

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#13010
1 hour ago, Lone Star Horn said:

I went to Keesler AFB in 88, before Biloxi got casinos. I heard stories about Lowry AFB in Denver. Apparently in the late 80s Denver was a hotspot for pussy. 

 

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

sheppard is absolute dog shit  holy hell what a trip 

 

4 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

Yeah. If yall are feeling all patriotic about atomic bomb stories. Ya dont wanna hear mine. 

no fucks given GIF

#13011
Former Alabama and Texas WR Agiye Hall is transferring to UCF as a preferred-walk-on. He was a four-star recruit in the 2021 class.https://t.co/VoQj4WM9pJ https://t.co/Iht8B7XUJ2

 

#13014
35 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

 

 

no fucks given GIF

Yeah. Nobody cares about the bikini atoll nuke tests. Yeah. They nuked a bunch of ships?  

You dont really think they only tested the nukes on ships, do you?

#13015
2 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Yeah. Nobody cares about the bikini atoll nuke tests. Yeah. They nuked a bunch of ships?  

You dont really think they only tested the nukes on ships, do you?

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#13016
10 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Yeah. Nobody cares about the bikini atoll nuke tests. Yeah. They nuked a bunch of ships?  

You dont really think they only tested the nukes on ships, do you?

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#13017
1 hour ago, The Dog said:
Former Alabama and Texas WR Agiye Hall is transferring to UCF as a preferred-walk-on. He was a four-star recruit in the 2021 class.https://t.co/VoQj4WM9pJ https://t.co/Iht8B7XUJ2

 

I thought Run DMC only had 3 members.

#13022
2 hours ago, Mother mopar said:

Communist...next you're going to tell me you hate apple pie.

They don't give a fuck, but they have to quote and post to tell you that they don't give a fuck.

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#13024
10 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Just logged on for the morning. Is this where we can have some in-depth discussion on the strategies employed by the Allies to bring World War II to a close?

Nah we’ve transitioned into tinfoil conspiracy theory. Paging Pimphand. (I don’t want to actually summon him)

#13026
On 5/12/2024 at 6:01 PM, texifornia said:

Illinois has a great secondary coaching staff, that's a smart career move

Good news for Illinois & Terrance Brooks

Illinois hires Corey Parker away from Toledo

MAY 13, 2024

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Corey Parker spent the last two seasons on staff at Toledo, where he helped mold corner Quinyon Mitchell into a first-round draft pick.

Not only was Mitchell a first-round pick, he was the first defensive back taken off the board in the 2024 Draft.

The past two seasons were Parker's first at the major college level, where Jason Candle brought him to Glass City as corners coach and defensive pass game coordinator. Now he is set to join the ranks of the Big Ten.

Bret Bielema and Illinois have made a strong move in announcing  Parker as their dew defensive backs coach.

As good as Parker has been developing talent at Toledo, those that come in contact with him will surely mention his passion and energy first, both of which have become trademarks of his coaching and recruiting style.

Before taking the job on Candle's staff at Toledo, Parker turned the River Rouge (MI) program in Detroit into a state powerhouse that regularly churned out Division I talent, sending a number of players to the NFL.

This past draft night was a busy one for Parker, as after Mitchell was selected, Clemson defensive tackle Ruke Orhorhoro was taken in the second round and Tennessee defensive back Kamal Hadden came off the board in the sixth round. Both were coached by Parker at River Rouge.

 

 

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#13027
12 hours ago, Lone Star Horn said:

They don't give a fuck, but they have to quote and post to tell you that they don't give a fuck.

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We give a fuck about the extra minutes of our lives wasted wading through your boring tedious idiotic off topic rambling on here. We do NOT give a fuck about the content of that rambling. It isn't a difficult concept to understand. Or at least it shouldn't be. Considering you and others lack the basic social awareness to realize this isn't an appropriate venue for you to be spewing your life story bullshit in the first place I guess I shouldn't be surprised. 

 

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#13028
5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Good news today for Illinois & Terrance Brooks

Illinois hires Corey Parker away from Toledo

MAY 13, 2024

 

Iirc someone was pointing out during the draft that the entire CB room had a significant increase in their PFF coverage grading under Parker. I know he was being connected to some other jobs earlier this cycle. Strong hire for a school that probably doesn't care much about the recruiting side and needs to lean on ability to develop to get talent there anyway. 

#13029
1 hour ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

Iirc someone was pointing out during the draft that the entire CB room had a significant increase in their PFF coverage grading under Parker. I know he was being connected to some other jobs earlier this cycle. Strong hire for a school that probably doesn't care much about the recruiting side and needs to lean on ability to develop to get talent there anyway. 

I would love to see him on the 40 Acres in 2025.

#13030
On 5/13/2024 at 10:04 PM, The Dog said:
Former Alabama and Texas WR Agiye Hall is transferring to UCF as a preferred-walk-on. He was a four-star recruit in the 2021 class.https://t.co/VoQj4WM9pJ https://t.co/Iht8B7XUJ2

 

Pretty sure preferred walkon status is in fact not biz

#13031
Communist...next you're going to tell me you hate apple pie.
Is it un-American to hate something that originated in Britain?
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#13032
Dabo Swinney asked on ACC PM about Clemson being the only non-service academy to take zero transfers for 2024. Says it wasn’t intentional, they looked at a few guys. Also: “Every player is technically a transfer. We just signed a whole class of guys transferring from high school”

 

#13033

CTJ's Mack Brown comparison rings very true.  I could 100% see Mack Brown saying some nonsense like that.

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#13034
15 minutes ago, texifornia said:
Dabo Swinney asked on ACC PM about Clemson being the only non-service academy to take zero transfers for 2024. Says it wasn’t intentional, they looked at a few guys. Also: “Every player is technically a transfer. We just signed a whole class of guys transferring from high school”

 

Watching his downfall is going to be so fun. 

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#13035
11 minutes ago, texifornia said:
Dabo Swinney asked on ACC PM about Clemson being the only non-service academy to take zero transfers for 2024. Says it wasn’t intentional, they looked at a few guys. Also: “Every player is technically a transfer. We just signed a whole class of guys transferring from high school”

 

This is the kind of "folksy" Mack Brown idiot speak that irritates me. No, dipshit, they are not "transferring" from high school. What's even the point of attempting that equivocation? Suddenly folks are going to stop lampooning your ignoring of the portal because, "gee golly, they really did get a whole bunch of transfers from high school when you think about it! " Right. 

#13036

I could understand digging in and speaking up about the commitment they make to a high school kid who they sign and how that is different than any other school because they don't go to the Portal.  But to go folksy the high school kids are transfers also is so Mack Brown it's funny.  All I needed him to say is that even though they didn't sign anyone from the portal they are killing themselves in the portal.

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#13040

The very bad news for Clemson is that even Mack Brown is smart enough to use the portal.  Dabo is a much dumber version of Mack.

#13041

It's like these oranges.  They transferred from being whole and feeding only one to being cut up and feeding the whole team!  Neat.

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#13042
28 minutes ago, Red Five said:

High school transfers to college. What a neat deal. 

"It's just a unique game in the Cotton Bowl between two great schools with great tradition.  Being part of the history and tradition is just great for everyone.  Two great schools with great tradition and even the one who loses can still win the conference.  It's just a great tradition to be a part of.  It's a neat, neat deal."

#13043
1 hour ago, texifornia said:
Dabo Swinney asked on ACC PM about Clemson being the only non-service academy to take zero transfers for 2024. Says it wasn’t intentional, they looked at a few guys. Also: “Every player is technically a transfer. We just signed a whole class of guys transferring from high school”

 

He's such a fucking doofus. There's nothing short of a Mack Brown-esque fall from grace and subsequent burning the house down as he leaves in the near future. 

#13044
1 hour ago, texifornia said:
Dabo Swinney asked on ACC PM about Clemson being the only non-service academy to take zero transfers for 2024. Says it wasn’t intentional, they looked at a few guys. Also: “Every player is technically a transfer. We just signed a whole class of guys transferring from high school”

 

The downfall has "officially" begun.

Get your popcorn, folks.

#13046
3 hours ago, texifornia said:
Dabo Swinney asked on ACC PM about Clemson being the only non-service academy to take zero transfers for 2024. Says it wasn’t intentional, they looked at a few guys. Also: “Every player is technically a transfer. We just signed a whole class of guys transferring from high school”

 

That quote with that image.  Perfect also is chapel from the south?

#13048

We'll be playing him again this year

Excited to go to work with my new teammates at The University of Louisiana Monroe! I’m coming home! @ULM_FB

 

#13050
5 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Watching his downfall is going to be so fun. 

I was just thinking on the way to work today what a mess Clemson is with him at the reins, totally ignoring the portal. I'd be so pissed if I was a Clemson fan, knowing that I'd be stuck with this fucking guy and all of his holier than thou hypocritical bullshit, and knowing we are headed down a long slide into shitsville. But since I'm not a Clemson fan, haha. Enjoy irrelevancy. 

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