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In his presser today Sark was asked about the portal and he said the #1 criteria was cultural and team fit. No way in hell Stewart is wearing burnt orange next year. 

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I think I watched snippets of like 3 Indiana games, including their opener against Ohio State. I don't remember much about their players because I wasn't paying much attention to them. Has anybody watched them more earnestly than that and if you did, if the Indy WR any good? His numbers look good for a dogshit team.

Just now, BornAndRaised said:

 

guess he was more tied to Grimes than we thought.

or got tired of getting killed behind that god awful OL

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Lol “at a winning program”

Yikes.  It's crazy how fast Baylor has fallen.  Can't even keep starting QB's.  Looks like they are back to pre-Briles Baylor.

Shapen isn't bad at all. I could see him doing well at a place like UCF.

13 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Yikes.  It's crazy how fast Baylor has fallen.  Can't even keep starting QB's.  Looks like they are back to pre-Briles Baylor.

Baylor and TCU and others thrived on a down decade from Texas. It’s no coincidence they’re returning to the norm when Texas is returning to relevance. 

Will Howard sucks. It's the Avery Johnson show now.

1 minute ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Big one

 

 

One of the defectors when Riley went west. Interesting that all fell apart. 

Chris Tyree would be a good backfill for Keilan and (less so) Whittington, at least from a versatility perspective. He's got 232 carries and 82 receptions + lots of returner experience. Would be a fun luxury take.

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2 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Chris Tyree would be a good backfill for Keilan and (less so) Whittington, at least from a versatility perspective. He's got 232 carries and 82 receptions + lots of returner experience. Would be a fun luxury take.

No doubt. Get that guy. 

2 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

This reads like a personal ad. Does he like puppies and long walks on the beach. Are his turnoffs mean people and longhorns? 

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Just a reminder to everyone that @closetojumping will take your transfer roster requests directly to Sark, so PM him with your wish list. It helps if you include a paragraph about why you think they’re a roster fit, and useful things like 40 times and wingspans, etc. If he’s non responsive, don’t fret, he’s just a busy guy. Just keep re-sending him the details. 
 

if you haven’t heard anything in a week start blasting @RGBIII

40 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Yes, please.

 

He moves very well for his size and can cover some too. Pairing him with Hill would be very interesting. An LB rotation with him, Hill, Lefau, and Burrell/Gbenda wouldn't suck. 

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Just a reminder to everyone that @closetojumping will take your transfer roster requests directly to Sark, so PM him with your wish list. It helps if you include a paragraph about why you think they’re a roster fit, and useful things like 40 times and wingspans, etc. If he’s non responsive, don’t fret, he’s just a busy guy. Just keep re-sending him the details. 
 

if you haven’t heard anything in a week start blasting @RGBIII

Hello to both of you. I would like to request Marvin Harrison Jr please. 

Respectfully,

Bwub60

1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Big one

 

 

I know the dude was coveted out of HS, but has he done anything in two years at USC to warrant being a "big" portal entry?

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Just a reminder to everyone that @closetojumping will take your transfer roster requests directly to Sark, so PM him with your wish list. It helps if you include a paragraph about why you think they’re a roster fit, and useful things like 40 times and wingspans, etc. If he’s non responsive, don’t fret, he’s just a busy guy. Just keep re-sending him the details. 
 

if you haven’t heard anything in a week start blasting @RGBIII

I'm going to save some time and just DM then Daddy98's scouting reports.

4 minutes ago, bwub60 said:

Hello to both of you. I would like to request Marvin Harrison Jr please. 

Respectfully,

Bwub60

This isn’t a DM. Disqualified. 

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1 minute ago, Hookem2147 said:

I know the dude was coveted out of HS, but has he done anything in two years at USC to warrant being a "big" portal entry?

He's kinda swole.

7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Just a reminder to everyone that @closetojumping will take your transfer roster requests directly to Sark, so PM him with your wish list. It helps if you include a paragraph about why you think they’re a roster fit, and useful things like 40 times and wingspans, etc. If he’s non responsive, don’t fret, he’s just a busy guy. Just keep re-sending him the details. 
 

if you haven’t heard anything in a week start blasting @RGBIII

Thanks for this. I am enrolled in Texas One so I think I deserve a chance to decide which players I am buying this off season.

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

This isn’t a DM. Disqualified. 

Can I appeal the decision?

1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Chris Tyree would be a good backfill for Keilan and (less so) Whittington, at least from a versatility perspective. He's got 232 carries and 82 receptions + lots of returner experience. Would be a fun luxury take.

Kind of want to see Wisner in that role.

34 minutes ago, bwub60 said:

Can I appeal the decision?

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31 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

I know the dude was coveted out of HS, but has he done anything in two years at USC to warrant being a "big" portal entry?

400 yards and 6 tds as a true freshman RB. Then Riley moved him to receiver.

44 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

I know the dude was coveted out of HS, but has he done anything in two years at USC to warrant being a "big" portal entry?

 

12 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

400 yards and 6 tds as a true freshman RB. Then Riley moved him to receiver.

What he said and there was a bunch of shit out there about he and Riley and Riley’s unwillingness to make him a lead back. Fresh start type, but bust potential for sure. 
 

 

54 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Just a reminder to everyone that @closetojumping will take your transfer roster requests directly to Sark, so PM him with your wish list. It helps if you include a paragraph about why you think they’re a roster fit, and useful things like 40 times and wingspans, etc. If he’s non responsive, don’t fret, he’s just a busy guy. Just keep re-sending him the details. 
 

if you haven’t heard anything in a week start blasting @RGBIII

So THIS is what the prepare your anus reaction is for. Fuck. Now I get it. 

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Yes, please.

 

Seems like just yesterday he was in all those insurance commercials with his dad

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44 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

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I watched this the other day, for like the 15th time. Superboy Babitch is the silver screen version of you to a T. 

He was good this year until he got hurt and then played injured

 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Just a reminder to everyone that @closetojumping will take your transfer roster requests directly to Sark, so PM him with your wish list. It helps if you include a paragraph about why you think they’re a roster fit, and useful things like 40 times and wingspans, etc. If he’s non responsive, don’t fret, he’s just a busy guy. Just keep re-sending him the details. 
 

if you haven’t heard anything in a week start blasting @RGBIII

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2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Yes, please.

 

Thank you for the heads up. 

How are his shoulders?

1 hour ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

 

Seems pretty good at adjusting to off-target throws.  We could use a guy like that. 

Yes, please.
 

Perhaps Mr. Catalon has put in a word for the good guys

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