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14 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I fully expect five Westlake honks to burst in at any moment and proclaim Vasek as the critical cog at eDGE. 

So the westlake honks are like the indian honks CTJ bitches about?

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1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Does aggy get class ranking credit for their own guys coming out of the portal like Bisontis? 

 

He's part of the Pax Bisonica, too.  Lulz.

 

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I don't believe Kern is an EE. We have a freshman Punter from Atascosita on the roster backing up Sanborn this year. Also I believe Will Stone can punt as well. 

You guys are worried about punter like Tom Herman still coaches this team.

 
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On 12/21/2023 at 3:19 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Blooch is the new preferred nomenclature. I am desperate to get this to happen and have no problem spamming the boards with it. 

Add an 'e' and it begs the motto: "Blooche- rhymes with Douche". 

Make it happen, Surly.

Posted this earlier when it was in doubt but seems to me like Moore may be the biggest prize in the entire portal so far. Look at the list of top-tier teams that pursued him. It's pretty much unmatched.

Huge get.

12 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Posted this earlier when it was in doubt but seems to me like Moore may be the biggest prize in the entire portal so far. Look at the list of top-tier teams that pursued him. It's pretty much unmatched.

Huge get.

He is like a rich man's Jett Bush.

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4 hours ago, satyanash said:

Reminder that 247Sports somehow has Chase Bisontis ranked ahead of Trey Moore in their Transfer Portal rankings 🤮

Guess we’ll find out who’s better come November 

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34 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Add an 'e' and it begs the motto: "Blooche- rhymes with Douche". 

Make it happen, Surly.

No need. Consult urban dictionary to know what a blooch is

11 minutes ago, Bevo said:

He is like a rich man's Jett Bush.

It’s really hard to get guys who can take kicked passes to the house consistently. 

1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

Posted this earlier when it was in doubt but seems to me like Moore may be the biggest prize in the entire portal so far. Look at the list of top-tier teams that pursued him. It's pretty much unmatched.

Huge get.

Yeah the amount views on this tweet speaks volumes:

 

 

 

10 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Yeah the amount views on this tweet speaks volumes:

 

 

 

1. Views on a tweet are a fake metric proven to be inflated by Elon

2. Even if it was real, views on a Hayes Fawcett tweet have absolutely nothing to do with the quality of the player

3. Even if views did have anything to do with anything, one random view count without any additional context or point of comparison means nothing

4. Fuck you Ketch

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1 hour ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Yeah the amount views on this tweet speaks volumes:

 

 

 

Damn, why do you do this to yourself?   If you aren’t Ketch - deactivate your account, create a new one, come back and do better.  If you are Ketch, fuck you!   Either way, quit already.  

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Lulz.

 

 

 

 

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Was told today by an aggy source, who would be in a position to know, that Stewart waited on entering the portal until his final NIL check cleared.

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Was told today by an aggy source, who would be in a position to know, that Stewart waited on entering the portal until his final NIL check cleared.

Yeah I posted something like that the other day....heard the same.

So he’s majoring in business….. or going to law school?

3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

So he’s majoring in business….. or going to law school?

Business. NIL management.

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21 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Was told today by an aggy source, who would be in a position to know, that Stewart waited on entering the portal until his final NIL check cleared.

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54 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

So he’s majoring in business….. or going to law school?

Majoring in something other than school.

31 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Majoring in something other than school.

Recently he's been majoring in anything but football

2 hours ago, Tree Fidy said:

Damn, why do you do this to yourself?   If you aren’t Ketch - deactivate your account, create a new one, come back and do better.  If you are Ketch, fuck you!   Either way, quit already.  

I asked that a week ago. I don't get it either. Dude is probably one of those nuts that pays hot women to kick him in the balls. He loves the abuse

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Yeah I posted something like that the other day....heard the same.

yeah I posted something like that too the other day but it was before you posted whatever it was you posted.  so congratulations on being second place. 

I wouldn’t touch Stewart with a ten foot pole.  He plays like he’s a pussy.  Saw him multiple times refuse contact to get an extra yard or two needed to turn a third down into a first.  He also is a quitter.  
 

We don’t need that shit.  We will find another portal WR and/or receiving TE to add experienced receiving talent.  Stewart is a cancer.  

18 hours ago, texifornia said:

Lol cruise people. A hair above Disney adults (with a nearly circular Venn diagram).

As someone who dealt with cruise ship passengers on the regular from living on St Thomas let me just state for the record there is NOTHING worse than the mongoloids who cruise the Caribbean during hurricane season when the prices bottom out. Holy fuck how these people get through life is a total mystery as most of them had to post up at Señor Frogs because they would get heat stroke or a heart attack if they tried to walk any further.

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3 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

As someone who dealt with cruise ship passengers on the regular from living on St Thomas let me just state for the record there is NOTHING worse than the mongoloids who cruise the Caribbean during hurricane season when the prices bottom out. Holy fuck how these people get through life is a total mystery as most of them had to post up at Señor Frogs because they would get heat stroke or a heart attack if they tried to walk any further.

Some of us are obese AND we enjoy Senor Frogs.

17 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Need a TE (sanders coming back fixes that), need a WR (Mitchell coming back fixed that), need a punter. 

so far so good 3 takes in, flipping Filsame, and signing this kid out in CA at WR. 
I’m assuming Majors, Gbenda and Blackwell are back. If we hit my list (and 2 or 3 more high school recruits plus those guys I mentioned in Majors and LB’s coming back) we might actually lose 2 or 3 guys I could see myself squinting and working up a slight care about- but so far the portal has been fucking awesome for us both with who is showing up next year and who we are forcing to move on out. 

I still want us to make a run at Bussey & McKinley both because I always want quality DL & DB but just for the final chef's kiss to trigger the ags into permamelt mode.

9 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Was told today by an aggy source, who would be in a position to know, that Stewart waited on entering the portal until his final NIL check cleared.

 

I actually do think that’s what Stewart was defending aggy. “He saw” the “media bias” when slice bread, which I read was the Twitter handle that reported the massive payout that year. However, just because aggy wasn’t signing the checks doesn’t mean he wasn’t getting paid. Maybe he wasn’t getting what was reported or maybe he’s full of shit, but I do believe his tweet was taken out of context.

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10 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I actually do think that’s what Stewart was defending aggy. “He saw” the “media bias” when slice bread, which I read was the Twitter handle that reported the massive payout that year. However, just because aggy wasn’t signing the checks doesn’t mean he wasn’t getting paid. Maybe he wasn’t getting what was reported or maybe he’s full of shit, but I do believe his tweet was taken out of context.

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2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

 

Kayce Smith is a dumb cunt. 

9 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

Kayce Smith is a dumb cunt. 

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3 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

I wouldn’t touch Stewart with a ten foot pole.  He plays like he’s a pussy.  Saw him multiple times refuse contact to get an extra yard or two needed to turn a third down into a first.  He also is a quitter.  
 

We don’t need that shit.  We will find another portal WR and/or receiving TE to add experienced receiving talent.  Stewart is a cancer.  

That's one thing I appreciate about X.  He's usually the smallest , lightest, person on the field every week but he doesn't mind squaring a DB up for the extra yard.  Plus he plays hurt.  

 

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12 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

That's one thing I appreciate about X.  He's usually the smallest , lightest, person on the field every week but he doesn't mind squaring a DB up for the extra yard.  Plus he plays hurt.  

 

Yep. I recall one play against Alabama when he absorbed a pretty big hit after a catch and was able to get another 5-10 yards. 

Edit: Here it is, around the 3:30 mark.

 

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12 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Was told today by an aggy source, who would be in a position to know, that Stewart waited on entering the portal until his final NIL check cleared.

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13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Like Oklahoma state is to Oklahoma. 
 

YES EXACTLY!

No not exactly because at least Oklahoma State is pragmatic and realistic which are two things you would never associate with A&M.

That's one thing I appreciate about X.  He's usually the smallest , lightest, person on the field every week but he doesn't mind squaring a DB up for the extra yard.  Plus he plays hurt.  
 
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In years past he wouldn't win that battle and get knocked back a yard, he's definitely benefitted from 3 years of S&C.
1 minute ago, ousux said:
27 minutes ago, Post Oak said:
That's one thing I appreciate about X.  He's usually the smallest , lightest, person on the field every week but he doesn't mind squaring a DB up for the extra yard.  Plus he plays hurt.  
 
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In years past he wouldn't win that battle and get knocked back a yard, he's definitely benefitted from 3 years of S&C.

p=mv 

The v is just as important as the m. 
 

especially when the defender ain’t got no v. 

In years past he wouldn't win that battle and get knocked back a yard, he's definitely benefitted from 3 years of S&C.

Charge. The DB’s feet were set.
15 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Yeah the amount views on this tweet speaks volumes:

 

 

 

you cant spell "Violently buttfucked" without "Geoff Ketchum ate all the Christmas ham"

3 hours ago, Pimphand said:

 

 

She looks like a transgender elf.

 

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1 minute ago, Zhorn96 said:

you cant spell "Violently buttfucked" without "Geoff Ketchum ate all the Christmas ham"

Where is the V?

2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Where is the V?

you cant spell "Violently buttfucked" without "Geoff Ketchum Violently ate all the Christmas ham"

Her obnoxious and idiotic preening and then subsequent self-ownage on that Barstool clip is truly incredible. 

28 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

p=mv 

The v is just as important as the m. 
 

especially when the defender ain’t got no v. 

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