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This thread reminds me of a corny joke from my childhood:

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?  

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1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Be careful, yah don't want this guy after yah...

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39 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

This thread title is an insult to morons...

Yeah man we dicress so much around here it’s hard to keep up. Do better assholes. 

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:-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

 

 

 

(Full quote:  

Texas QB Arch Manning on transfer rumors: 

“Obviously there’s always rumors, especially nowadays. I haven’t looked into transferring at all. 

I’m just focused on developing and helping this team any way I can and hopefully one day playing for the University of Texas like I’ve always wanted to.”

 

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Dang - that sounds nice!

 

 

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16 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Now there’s a guy with spanache

You misspelled panocha. 

10 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

 

 

Just a 3* backup. Nothing to see here. 

5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

You fucking assholes. I hope all of you endive off a cliff into a vat of acid. 

 

5 hours ago, Zhorn96 said:

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seriously, I don’t need to wake up to this shit.  I’m looking for Aggie tears not salad tossing, you fucking assholes

If y'all don't like it then just leave, nobody is making you Romaine here. 

43 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Just a 3* backup. Nothing to see here. 

If a 3* backup is being picked up by Bama, imagine how good the guys starting over him are! 

I imagine their OL depth is razor thin now?

14 minutes ago, Vermin said:

I imagine their OL depth is razor thin now?

More like wafer thin

 

38 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

The fact this piece of shit is getting a second chance is digusting. Fuck UAB and fuck Trent Dilfer

 

 

The mediocre NFL journeyman qb network is tight yo

1 hour ago, Vermin said:

I imagine their OL depth is razor thin now?

Now?

It's been razor thin for YEARS

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

The fact this piece of shit is getting a second chance is digusting. Fuck UAB and fuck Trent Dilfer

 

 

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Rumors that Jackson Arnold is shopping. Is that what burton was alluding to?

5 hours ago, Vermin said:

I imagine their OL depth is razor thin now?

Definitely not gonna be Sun shine and Flowers. The Seeds of a good line are there, though. 

Rumors that Jackson Arnold is shopping. Is that what burton was alluding to?
I would be to with their OL.
12 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

You fucking assholes. I hope all of you endive off a cliff into a vat of acid. 

Just leaf it alone and it will wilt away.

2 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

He got plenty of exposure, that’s for sure.


You've got to wonder how many kicks a punter has in his leg.

4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

whoa MUST GET!

You’re always trying to Mircomanage everything 

3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

They say each blocked punt takes a year off their life

There are so many people I now want to take up punting.….especially at Charlie Strong coached teams.

  • closetojumping changed the title to 2024 Transfer Thread - Jackson “Benedict” Arnold Goes Shopping
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Bobby said that he doesn't think that LB is a want at this point.

They're high on Lefau and apparently he has some the same character/leadership traits that Bijan and Roschon have.

Here's my take on transfer portal needs:

1. Don't need anything from the transfer portal:

  • QB
  • OL
  • RB
  • DE
  • K

2. Definite immediate need; should be looking for someone right now:

  • DT
  • TE
  • P

3. Reevaluate if a transfer is needed after spring ball:

  • LB
  • WR
  • S
  • CB
19 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Bobby said that he doesn't think that LB is a want at this point.

They're high on Lefau and apparently he has some the same character/leadership traits that Bijan and Roschon have.

Sounds great but I don’t think I saw much of him playing LB during the year, mostly kick coverage. 
 

is there a play log that would say how many defensive snaps he had, or even a grade on them?

Here's my take on transfer portal needs:
1. Don't need anything from the transfer portal:
  • QB
  • OL
  • RB
  • DE
  • K
2. Definite immediate need; should be looking for someone right now:
  • DT
  • TE
  • P
3. Reevaluate if a transfer is needed after spring ball:
  • LB
  • WR
  • S
  • CB

Move WR to definite. Unless you think Wingo will look like Roy Williams from the jump. Actually even then we’d probably still want to take another.

If you've paid attention to Sark in press conferences and almost every 9.95er you would know LB wasn't really a need. 

It's pretty obvious this staff is really high on Lefau's future. 

 

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:


Move WR to definite. Unless you think Wingo will look like Roy Williams from the jump. Actually even then we’d probably still want to take another.

Ryan Williams 

38 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Ryan Williams 

Pass the crack pipe.

Maybe he hasn't withdrawn yet, but the Houston DT is still showing in the portal on 247.

Staff doesn't appear to be as concerned as some of you are regarding DT. I'll trust Bo.

1 minute ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Staff doesn't appear to be as concerned as some of you are regarding DT. I'll trust Bo.

I think they can be selective. Trill Cater level ability should be the floor. 

11 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Maybe he hasn't withdrawn yet, but the Houston DT is still showing in the portal on 247.

No amount of lube will squeeze that fat boy through our academic compliance. Let it go, Indiana. 

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Sounds great but I don’t think I saw much of him playing LB during the year, mostly kick coverage. 
 

is there a play log that would say how many defensive snaps he had, or even a grade on them?

On phone so I can’t screenshot the whole thing - but here is snap count totals. 
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and grades:

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On 12/30/2023 at 5:29 AM, SydneyCarton said:

You fucking assholes. I hope all of you endive off a cliff into a vat of acid. 

Relax.  It’s Gouda Brie a good day 


Move WR to definite. Unless you think Wingo will look like Roy Williams from the jump. Actually even then we’d probably still want to take another.
OTF/Bobby said that DT, WR, and Safety are portal needs.

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