November 28, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, Getafix said: Don't know about his pants button, but as for his jacket button ... You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.
November 29, 20232 yr 25 minutes ago, Getafix said: Don't know about his pants button, but as for his jacket button ... It must be a bitch to get a size 68 extra fat, Jimbo took the 12 dwarf with him when he left
November 29, 20232 yr 20 minutes ago, Getafix said: Don't know about his pants button, but as for his jacket button ... One of my fraternity brothers died my freshman year. I owned one suit at the time, which was purchased for me to wear to homecoming my junior year of high school. I put on a little good weight and a little bad weight in that time frame, and when I got that suit out of the closet to go to that funeral, it was That was because I was a poor college student. Elko doesn’t have the poor excuse.
November 29, 20232 yr Popular Post 1 hour ago, Getafix said: Don't know about his pants button, but as for his jacket button ... 1 hour ago, Getafix said: Don't know about his pants button, but as for his jacket button ... Based on this pic I would go with: “2024 Transfer Portal: Purchasing Off The Rack” Edited November 29, 20232 yr by Wishbone
November 29, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Getafix said: Don't know about his pants button, but as for his jacket button ... He is going to cut a swath through that College Station pussy
November 29, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Getafix said: Don't know about his pants button, but as for his jacket button ... Willard Scott is still alive? News to me.
November 29, 20232 yr 49 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said: It must be a bitch to get a size 68 extra fat, Jimbo took the 12 dwarf with him when he left They must have been in a rush to get the clown presser going and had to sew 6 of Jimbo’s suits together he left behind.
November 29, 20232 yr Don't know about his pants button, but as for his jacket button ... Please baby jeebus tell me this pic isn't altered in any way...Kinda like his off the rack suit lololololol
November 29, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, Teryor said: Another old friend File that under “shit we don’t need.” Might fit in nicely in the Cumsteen home. @Mitch Cumsteen? Edited November 29, 20232 yr by SydneyCarton
November 29, 20232 yr Popular Post Count me in on the team that doesn't want our transfer portal thread to have to reference aggy. We have two other threads here at all times for that.
November 29, 20232 yr 12 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said: Count me in on the team that doesn't want our transfer portal thread to have to reference aggy. We have two other threads here at all times for that. Second
November 29, 20232 yr 18 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said: Count me in on the team that doesn't want our transfer portal thread to have to reference aggy. We have two other threads here at all times for that. Alright, deal. Let’s consider it a gentleman’s agreement on the matter.
November 29, 20232 yr 42 minutes ago, Teryor said: Another old friend I told y’all months ago this was happening
November 29, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Getafix said: Don't know about his pants button, but as for his jacket button ... j Anyone?
November 29, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, FreeHorn said: I told y’all months ago this was happening And did you tell us where he would end up?
November 29, 20232 yr 24 minutes ago, Post Oak said: That one's interesting He has been constantly injured. He will probably end up back in DFW.
November 29, 20232 yr Popular Post 36 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said: And did you tell us where he would end up? He says Texas, OU, SMU, Oregon are his preferred options but it’s not clear if they feel the same about him. I also don’t put much stock in what the kids say until school is out and they get home with the people who will help make the decisions. Hell Evan’s camp is telling trainers in the metroplex he coming to Texas to play his last year with Quinn but nobody believes him cause he told everybody, including Sark and Quinn, he was transferring to Texas last portal cycle. I don’t believe Texas is showing him interest to be honest.
November 29, 20232 yr 37 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said: 2024 Transfers: Tampering like a motherfucker this year. 2024 Transfer Thread: Tampering into the motherfucker.
November 29, 20232 yr 7 hours ago, Teryor said: Another old friend Shocked to hear Gerry say on the Tuesday night livestream, that UT didn't push for Abor coming outta High School.
November 29, 20232 yr 10 hours ago, closetojumping said: I'm open to title ideas. Needed to change it from the Fisch reference and my brain is a bit drained right now. 2024 Transfer Thread: El-Ko myself out
November 29, 20232 yr Popular Post 1 hour ago, TheMailBox357 said: Shocked to hear Gerry say on the Tuesday night livestream, that UT didn't push for Abor coming outta High School. Probably because you had a crystal ball for him to Texas coming out of HS, Ketch.
November 29, 20232 yr 10 hours ago, Getafix said: Don't know about his pants button, but as for his jacket button ... Jesus. I get that Duke isn't exactly a premier job, but I'm pretty sure their head coach makes more than enough money for a decent suit. I don't get as caught up on superficial shit as most of the fashionistas on this board; but when you're that size you've got to help yourself SOME.
November 29, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, LateAughtsHorn said: Jesus. I get that Duke isn't exactly a premier job, but I'm pretty sure their head coach makes more than enough money for a decent suit. I don't get as caught up on superficial shit as most of the fashionistas on this board; but when you're that size you've got to help yourself SOME. You think the problem with that scenario is that Elko didn’t have the money to buy a hideous maroon suit that no one outside of CS or accepting a job at aTm would wear? in guessing the problem is that they fucking insisted he wear that piece of shit to that press conference as part of his contract stipulation and college station is an Off the Rack Big & Tall type town. That used tent from a surplus store wasn’t just hanging in his closet prior to this week waiting for the magical day. also he’s just a fat drunken slob. Edited November 29, 20232 yr by SydneyCarton
November 29, 20232 yr 12 hours ago, Getafix said: Don't know about his pants button, but as for his jacket button ... Dressin' like a millionaire. If that's a bespoke suit, it's saying, "Save me!" My build is closer to his than to Brad Pitt's, and I don't have need for a suit much. With his money, I'd have a perfectly fitted one. He's running and is the face of a big operation. It's his job to project and inspire confidence. Plus, I imagine tailored clothing feels great. ETA: I see that I'm on the cutting edge of responding to this. Edited November 29, 20232 yr by RomaVicta
November 29, 20232 yr 13 minutes ago, RomaVicta said: Dressin' like a millionaire. If that's a bespoke suit, it's saying, "Save me!" My build is closer to his than to Brad Pitt's, and I don't have need for a suit much. With his money, I'd have a perfectly fitted one. He's running and is the face of a big operation. It's his job to project and inspire confidence. Plus, I imagine tailored clothing feels great. ETA: I see that I'm on the cutting edge of responding to this. His problem is that he doesn’t know how many handles of vodka he’s going to drink or how many XL Meat Lovers pizzas he’s going to eat in a week. I bet his weight fluctuates a lot.
November 29, 20232 yr 10 hours ago, Post Oak said: That one's interesting Not really....he wasn't even on Ohio State's travel roster
November 29, 20232 yr Can’t find a good tailor anywhere in Durham? That’s why you don’t buy your suit at JCPenney Elko.
November 29, 20232 yr 9 hours ago, Horn117 said: Give me a million of those buttons and I’ll build you something stronger than an aggy bonfire
November 29, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said: Can’t find a good tailor anywhere in Durham? That’s why you don’t buy your suit at JCPenney Elko. Was it greenspoint that needed a tailored houston texans jersey?
November 29, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said: Was it greenspoint that needed a tailored houston texans jersey? Icono knows a guy.
November 29, 20232 yr 27 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: Not really....he wasn't even on Ohio State's travel roster I think I’ve heard this story. He got in trouble the evening before they were set to travel, and his punishment was sleeping in the attic by himself. That night, the power went out and nobody’s alarm went off. The buses arrived in the morning and everyone was panicking, trying to make the flight, and no one thought to go wake him. Some vacuum cleaner salesman from Michigan just happened to arrive as they were loading the buses and this salesman was mistakenly counted as a member of the team. They left poor Abor behind in the attic and he struggled to survive in his own. No wonder he’s transferring.
November 29, 20232 yr 23 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: Was it greenspoint that needed a tailored houston texans jersey? 21 minutes ago, Js1 said: Icono knows a guy. As Js1 intimates, the guy who needed the tailored Texans Jersey was Iconoclast Texan, now known as Macklemore.
November 29, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said: As Js1 intimates, the guy who needed the tailored Texans Jersey was Iconoclast Texan, now known as Macklemore. Right....man that was a great memory of Shaggy....
November 29, 20232 yr Popular Post When I was a kid in the late 80s my sweet grandmother thought it would be a good idea to buy me a suit from Mervyn's (I think). Not a suit for 9 year old me, mind you but for an adult me because they were having a sale and it was like $49 or some shit . This lovely, caring psychopath took me to the men's department and held up men's suit to my 4 foot something 70lb frame. She then tried to extrapolate what she was seeing to what she thought I would look like when I was 21. She told me I could where it to interviews. There was even a employee was completely baffled at what they were seeing. That made two of us. They tried to direct us to the boys department. She dismissed them with utter contempt and a roll of her eyes that would've made my daughter proud. Fast forward to when I was leaving to go to college. That same suit was in the back of my closet, never worn, still on probably the same hanger. My mom couldn't believe it and made me try it on. It fit better than Elko's suit.
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