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3 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

Don't know about his pants button, but as for his jacket button ... 

 

 

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You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.

25 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

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It must be a bitch to get a size 68 extra fat, Jimbo took the 12 dwarf with him when he left

20 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

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One of my fraternity brothers died my freshman year.  I owned one suit at the time, which was purchased for me to wear to homecoming my junior year of high school.  I put on a little good weight and a little bad weight in that time frame, and when I got that suit out of the closet to go to that funeral, it was

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That was because I was a poor college student.  Elko doesn’t have the poor excuse.

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1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

 

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1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

 

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Based on this pic I would go with: “2024 Transfer Portal: Purchasing Off The Rack”

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1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

 

Don't know about his pants button, but as for his jacket button ... 

 

 

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He is going to cut a swath through that College Station pussy

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

 

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Willard Scott is still alive? News to me. 

49 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

It must be a bitch to get a size 68 extra fat, Jimbo took the 12 dwarf with him when he left

They must have been in a rush to get the clown presser going and had to sew 6 of Jimbo’s suits together he left behind.

 
 
Don't know about his pants button, but as for his jacket button ... 
 
 
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Kinda like his off the rack suit lololololol

2024 Transfer Thread - Aggy goes off the rails, Elko goes off the rack. 

1 minute ago, Teryor said:

Another old friend

File that under “shit we don’t need.” Might fit in nicely in the Cumsteen home. @Mitch Cumsteen?

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Count me in on the team that doesn't want our transfer portal thread to have to reference aggy. We have two other threads here at all times for that.

12 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

Count me in on the team that doesn't want our transfer portal thread to have to reference aggy. We have two other threads here at all times for that.

Second

1 minute ago, Junior Bonner said:

Second

Call for division vote

32 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Another old friend

That one's interesting

18 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

Count me in on the team that doesn't want our transfer portal thread to have to reference aggy. We have two other threads here at all times for that.

Alright, deal. Let’s consider it a gentleman’s agreement on the matter. 
 

42 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Another old friend

I told y’all months ago this was happening 

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

 

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Anyone?

2024 Transfer Thread - You Won't Find Connor Stalion's Vacuums Here

Alright, deal. Let’s consider it a gentleman’s agreement on the matter. 
 
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24 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

That one's interesting

He has been constantly injured. He will probably end up back in DFW.

2024 Transfers - FreeHorn Already Told Us. 

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2024 Transfers:  Tampering like a motherfucker this year.  

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36 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

And did you tell us where he would end up?

He says Texas, OU, SMU, Oregon are his preferred options but it’s not clear if they feel the same about him. I also don’t put much stock in what the kids say until school is out and they get home with the people who will help make the decisions. Hell Evan’s camp is telling trainers in the metroplex he coming to Texas to play his last year with Quinn but nobody believes him cause he told everybody, including Sark and Quinn,  he was transferring to Texas last portal cycle. I don’t believe Texas is showing him interest to be honest. 

37 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

2024 Transfers:  Tampering like a motherfucker this year.  

2024 Transfer Thread: Tampering into the motherfucker.

7 hours ago, Teryor said:

Another old friend

Shocked to hear Gerry say on the Tuesday night livestream, that UT didn't push for Abor coming outta High School.

10 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I'm open to title ideas. Needed to change it from the Fisch reference and my brain is a bit drained right now.

2024 Transfer Thread: El-Ko myself out

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1 hour ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Shocked to hear Gerry say on the Tuesday night livestream, that UT didn't push for Abor coming outta High School.

Probably because you had a crystal ball for him to Texas coming out of HS, Ketch. 
 

 

10 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

 

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Jesus. I get that Duke isn't exactly a premier job, but I'm pretty sure their head coach makes more than enough money for a decent suit. 

I don't get as caught up on superficial shit as most of the fashionistas on this board; but when you're that size you've got to help yourself SOME.

1 hour ago, LateAughtsHorn said:

Jesus. I get that Duke isn't exactly a premier job, but I'm pretty sure their head coach makes more than enough money for a decent suit. 

I don't get as caught up on superficial shit as most of the fashionistas on this board; but when you're that size you've got to help yourself SOME.

You think the problem with that scenario is that Elko didn’t have the money to buy a hideous maroon suit that no one outside of CS or accepting a job at aTm would wear?

 

in guessing the problem is that they fucking insisted he wear that piece of shit to that press conference as part of his contract stipulation and college station is an Off the Rack Big & Tall type town. That used tent from a surplus store wasn’t just hanging in his closet prior to this week waiting for the magical day. 
 

also he’s just a fat drunken slob. 

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Dressin' like a millionaire. If that's a bespoke suit, it's saying, "Save me!"

My build is closer to his than to Brad Pitt's, and I don't have need for a suit much. With his money, I'd have a perfectly fitted one. He's running and is the face of a big operation. It's his job to project and inspire confidence.

Plus, I imagine tailored clothing feels great. 

ETA: I see that I'm on the cutting edge of responding to this.

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13 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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Dressin' like a millionaire. If that's a bespoke suit, it's saying, "Save me!"

My build is closer to his than to Brad Pitt's, and I don't have need for a suit much. With his money, I'd have a perfectly fitted one. He's running and is the face of a big operation. It's his job to project and inspire confidence.

Plus, I imagine tailored clothing feels great. 

ETA: I see that I'm on the cutting edge of responding to this.

His problem is that he doesn’t know how many handles of vodka he’s going to drink or how many XL Meat Lovers pizzas he’s going to eat in a week. I bet his weight fluctuates a lot. 

Can’t find a good tailor anywhere in Durham? That’s why you don’t buy your suit at JCPenney Elko.

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Give me a million of those buttons and I’ll build you something stronger than an aggy bonfire 

4 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Can’t find a good tailor anywhere in Durham? That’s why you don’t buy your suit at JCPenney Elko.

Was it greenspoint that needed a tailored houston texans jersey?

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Was it greenspoint that needed a tailored houston texans jersey?

Icono knows a guy.

27 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Not really....he wasn't even on Ohio State's travel roster

I think I’ve heard this story.

He got in trouble the evening before they were set to travel, and his punishment was sleeping in the attic by himself. That night, the power went out and nobody’s alarm went off. The buses arrived in the morning and everyone was panicking, trying to make the flight, and no one thought to go wake him. Some vacuum cleaner salesman from Michigan just happened to arrive as they were loading the buses and this salesman was mistakenly counted as a member of the team. They left poor Abor behind in the attic and he struggled to survive in his own.
 

No wonder he’s transferring. 

23 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Was it greenspoint that needed a tailored houston texans jersey?

 

21 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Icono knows a guy.

As Js1 intimates, the guy who needed the tailored Texans Jersey was Iconoclast Texan, now known as Macklemore.

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

As Js1 intimates, the guy who needed the tailored Texans Jersey was Iconoclast Texan, now known as Macklemore.

Right....man that was a great memory of Shaggy....

 

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When I was a kid in the late 80s my sweet grandmother thought it would be a good idea to buy me a suit from Mervyn's (I think). Not a suit for 9 year old me, mind you but for an adult me because they were having a sale and it was like $49 or some shit .

This lovely, caring psychopath took me to the men's department and held up men's suit to my 4 foot something 70lb frame.  She then tried to extrapolate what she was seeing to what she thought I would look like when I was 21. She told me I could where it to interviews. There was even a employee was completely baffled at what they were seeing. That made two of us.

They tried to direct us to the boys department.  She dismissed them with utter contempt and a roll of her eyes that would've made my daughter proud.

Fast forward to when I was leaving to go to college. That same suit was in the back of my closet, never worn, still on probably the same hanger. 

My mom couldn't believe it and  made me try it on. 

It fit better than Elko's suit.

 

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