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8 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

website url is Isaiah Bond, but I don't sub to them for the goods.
 

 

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2 hours ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

Man has Hayes Fawcett on retainer 

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Poor kid sucks. Hopefully he’s a disruptive force to the “brotherhood” at OU. 

A lot of people take vacations to sightsee. Casey Thompson transfers to a new school. Maybe next year he can go to Utah. And the year after that he can try the University of The Yukon. Or Saskatoon. 

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5 minutes ago, OB3 said:

 

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I’ve started seeing random reporters claim that they knew something about Saban leaving beforehand and they sat on it. 

Literally no one knew that Saban was going to retire, including Saban, until yesterday afternoon. The guy’s family was surprised. 

Thus, anyone who ever makes that kind of claim can be absolutely dismissed as an honest and serious reporter. Super K has always been a dipshit, but he’s revealed himself to be a simple liar here. 

4 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

How good is he?

668 and 4 TD with Milroe throwing to him 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

668 and 4 TD with Milroe throwing to him 

And a laser timed 10.51 in high school.

I’ve started seeing random reporters claim that they knew something about Saban leaving beforehand and they sat on it. 
Literally no one knew that Saban was going to retire, including Saban, until yesterday afternoon. The guy’s family was surprised. 
Thus, anyone who ever makes that kind of claim can be absolutely dismissed as an honest and serious reporter. Super K has always been a dipshit, but he’s revealed himself to be a simple liar here. 

So no bond? lol
3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

668 and 4 TD with Milroe throwing to him 

And only two drops on 75 targets - with Milroe throwing to him.  

Isaiah Bond's verified times coming outta High School:

 

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I hope the 100-meter time is more accurate than the 40-yard dash time.

Absolutely shocked that Stewart would choose to play for a real coach with a successful program when he could have had fake championships, the empty hall of champions, The Mighty Elk and the Yell Leaders instead.

 

no way wow GIF by Texas A&M University

 

 

 

 

2 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Isaiah Bond's verified times coming outta High School:

 

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I hope the 100-meter time is more accurate than the 40-yard dash time.

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1 minute ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Isaiah Bond's verified times coming outta High School:

I hope the 100-meter time is more accurate than the 40-yard dash time.

The 40 time is from his Soph year - the 100 time is from the end of his junior year.

9 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Isaiah Bond's verified times coming outta High School:

 

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I hope the 100-meter time is more accurate than the 40-yard dash time.

He won the 100M in the largest classification in Georgia.

19 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’ve started seeing random reporters claim that they knew something about Saban leaving beforehand and they sat on it. 

Literally no one knew that Saban was going to retire, including Saban, until yesterday afternoon. The guy’s family was surprised. 

Thus, anyone who ever makes that kind of claim can be absolutely dismissed as an honest and serious reporter. Super K has always been a dipshit, but he’s revealed himself to be a simple liar here. 

Ehh, I'm no defender of Super k but people have been speculating about Saban calling it quits for the past 2 years. It's entirely plausible he has heard talk about Saban calling it quits. He doesn't claim he knew it was coming in any way.  Dipshit sure.  Liar is cutting him a bit sharp. 

21 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’ve started seeing random reporters claim that they knew something about Saban leaving beforehand and they sat on it. 

Literally no one knew that Saban was going to retire, including Saban, until yesterday afternoon. The guy’s family was surprised. 

Thus, anyone who ever makes that kind of claim can be absolutely dismissed as an honest and serious reporter. Super K has always been a dipshit, but he’s revealed himself to be a simple liar here. 

Granted. Still, Saban is in his 70s and Sark's smart enough to have some contingency plans in place in case the guy did leave and probably understood that whether it be in 2024, 2025, or 2026, this would be the time of year it would happen. At least, I hope Sark's smart enough to think through those possibilities.

4 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Granted. Still, Saban is in his 70s and Sark's smart enough to have some contingency plans in place in case the guy did leave and probably understood that whether it be in 2024, 2025, or 2026, this would be the time of year it would happen. At least, I hope Sark's smart enough to think through those possibilities.

Of course Sark knew Saban was leaving. Saban asked him if he wanted the Alabama job.

20 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

is IT on the Bond train as well? 

 

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22 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

is IT on the Bond train as well? 

 

- Bolden visiting this weekend

- Jalen Hale would have strong interest in Texas is he enters portal

- Texas still has interest in CJ Daniels

Amid the TFB Isaiah Bond rumblings, Bond has followed Quinn Ewers on Instagram, Matthew Golden has followed Bond on Instagram.

I mean it’s basically a done deal. Might as well buy your jersey and done to Texas One Fund.

21 minutes ago, CaseMcCoyTruther said:

Amid the TFB Isaiah Bond rumblings, Bond has followed Quinn Ewers on Instagram, Matthew Golden has followed Bond on Instagram.

I mean it’s basically a done deal. Might as well buy your jersey and done to Texas One Fund.

Gold-en Bond NIL opportunity for those September day games. 

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Casey Thompson sucks. 

Certainly in crunch time he does.

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Casey Thompson's going to OU?!?! LO-fucking-L

6 hours ago, Teryor said:

Very interested to see how he does there

$5 Says he'll be in portal again before his career is over. 

I wondered why the Casey Thompson thread got a bump but I didn't care enough to click. That's fantastic news!

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6 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

Ehh, I'm no defender of Super k but people have been speculating about Saban calling it quits for the past 2 years. It's entirely plausible he has heard talk about Saban calling it quits. He doesn't claim he knew it was coming in any way.  Dipshit sure.  Liar is cutting him a bit sharp. 

Eh, fine. Saban is in his 70’s. It’s a given that anyone following or covering the sport would have conversations about the guy retiring. Why mention that shit? It’s worthless unless you’re also trying to apply it to the notion that you were somehow privy. 

6 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

Granted. Still, Saban is in his 70s and Sark's smart enough to have some contingency plans in place in case the guy did leave and probably understood that whether it be in 2024, 2025, or 2026, this would be the time of year it would happen. At least, I hope Sark's smart enough to think through those possibilities.

Me calling the guy out for intimating he had heard the Saban news and did nothing with it has nothing to do with Isaiah Bond entering the portal. I don’t know if that guy will, but I don’t know why damned near every Bama player wouldn’t at least explore it. 

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6 hours ago, canadianhorn21 said:

- Bolden visiting this weekend

- Jalen Hale would have strong interest in Texas is he enters portal

- Texas still has interest in CJ Daniels

Fuck Jalen Hale. He had his chance.

4 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

$5 Says he'll be in portal again before his career is over. 

I will take that bet. He’s headed pro after this year- not to the transfer portal again. 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Fuck Jalen Hale. He had his chance.

I, for one, am stunned that Justin Wells mentions an east Texas kid!

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13 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I will take that bet. He’s headed pro after this year- not to the transfer portal again. 

Pro what? Meth manufacturing?

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Eh, fine. Saban is in his 70’s. It’s a given that anyone following or covering the sport would have conversations about the guy retiring. Why mention that shit? It’s worthless unless you’re also trying to apply it to the notion that you were somehow privy. 

See "Dipshit"

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I will take that bet. He’s headed pro after this year- not to the transfer portal again. 

So my $5 is lying to me? Dirty, filthy lying cash. I'll never trust a $5 bill again.

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*median

18 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Alabama players can change that.

 

18 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I guess you forgot that the portal just opened for all of Alabama's players, and it's almost certain it's about to open at another medium or big time school once Alabama fills its vacancy. 

And Michigan likely still to set off another round 

12 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Isaiah Bond's verified times coming outta High School:

 

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I hope the 100-meter time is more accurate than the 40-yard dash time.

His wingspan might be 74” if his hands weren’t so small. 

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1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

Median is an average. 

Surely you don't mean this.

23 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

How insecure do you have to be to lock 110 other people on a yacht with you for 3 days to celebrate your birthday....I don't even like 110 people much less have any interest in being on a boat with them for 3 days...

This sounds like some shit a couple living in Lakewood community in Dallas would do...

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You guys are fucking insufferable. I hate when y'all get in this mode.

3 minutes ago, Atticus said:

You guys are fucking insufferable. I hate when y'all get in this mode.

I’ve never seen this level of shitposting across so many threads at once. 

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