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2 minutes ago, Atticus said:

You guys are fucking insufferable. I hate when y'all get in this mode.

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At this time, I would like to send my condolences to Alabama fans and their extended family around the world. Prayers and blessings to all.

 

Wait a minute, Saban didn't die. You say he just retired. Well, fuck you all, then. You lived with the devil, you loved the devil, and now it is time for comeuppance. All your players (that we want) belong to us. Fuck you all and to all a good night.

5 minutes ago, Atticus said:

You guys are fucking insufferable. I hate when y'all get in this mode.

We're all deviants 

1 minute ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

I’ve never seen this level of shitposting across so many threads at once. 

He's demonstrating his range. 

32 minutes ago, Atticus said:

You guys are fucking insufferable. I hate when y'all get in this mode.

Ehh it’s kind of standard for Surly. Feels like anytime we get back on track and start to talk about recruiting, we deviate again.

40 minutes ago, Bevo said:

At this time, I would like to send my condolences to Alabama fans and their extended family around the world. Prayers and blessings to all.

 

Wait a minute, Saban didn't die. You say he just retired. Well, fuck you all, then. You lived with the devil, you loved the devil, and now it is time for comeuppance. All your players (that we want) belong to us. Fuck you all and to all a good night.

Well....Bear Bryant only lived 28 days after retirement......

53 minutes ago, Atticus said:

You guys are fucking insufferable. I hate when y'all get in this mode.

Surly is in the name. Not sure what site you thought you logged into this morning. Surlyhorns is something akin to a short bus and a prison bus crashing into one another in the middle of a nuclear laboratory.

Ehh it’s kind of standard for Surly. Feels like anytime we get back on track and start to talk about recruiting, we deviate again.

We have our methods and moments; even if they aren’t necessarily sufficient.
1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

We're all deviants 

pretty standard really, there's no need to be mean

Bama boards are saying Bond has entered the portal... Havent seen anything to confirm it yet... but

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Would we take both Bond and Ryan Williams?  If not, which one is preferred?

1 minute ago, txhorns said:

Would we take both Bond and Ryan Williams?  If not, which one is preferred?

Yes.

 

Also - Nahlin (IT) says they 'feel good' about Texas chances should Bond actually show up in the Portal.

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6 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

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Turns out being selective works out

Trust in Sark

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How about Niblack and Oatis? Maybe a CB while we’re at it too. 

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We're finally turning into the program I always wanted us to be.

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Yes.

 

Also - Nahlin (IT) says they 'feel good' about Texas chances should Bond actually show up in the Portal.

We better watch out for The Elk on this one.  He's a portal wizard.

7 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

We would

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Can someone clarify a portal rule? It was my understanding that if a player enters the portal, the school can decline them coming back. Is that true? Obviously that wouldn’t be the situation with Bond. Alabama would definitely want him back, but just thinking about some other players on the roster.  

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Can someone clarify a portal rule? It was my understanding that if a player enters the portal, the school can decline them coming back. Is that true? Obviously that wouldn’t be the situation with Bond. Alabama would definitely want him back, but just thinking about some other players on the roster.  

That is correct.  Basically, you lose the claim to your scholarship when you enter the portal.  Moot point for bama but a surprise for some of those players who overvalue their importance and why you see people end up at South Alabama.

Bond would be a fantastic pickup based on his tape. The dude definitely has a third gear to him and could replace Worthy’s deep threat contribution.

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Don’t let him leave campus. Just move all his shit in while he’s taking a tour.

There’s definitely a distinction between entering the portal and being pushed into the portal. 

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8 minutes ago, Atticus said:

How about Niblack and Oatis? Maybe a CB while we’re at it too. 

 

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Just now, Dbeasy said:

Can someone clarify a portal rule? It was my understanding that if a player enters the portal, the school can decline them coming back. Is that true? Obviously that wouldn’t be the situation with Bond. Alabama would definitely want him back, but just thinking about some other players on the roster.  

There is no rule.  A program just uses their own discretion for accepting someone back.

 

Wow.

 

12:07 PM: Bond submitted paperwork to enter the portal

12:17 PM:  Bond is in the portal

12:20? PM:  Bond to visit Texas

 

This is the kind of speed Sark likes.

We're not just stirred;  we're shaken.

 

 

1 minute ago, Bodowned said:

Bond would be a fantastic pickup based on his tape. The dude definitely has a third gear to him and could replace Worthy’s deep threat contribution.

This.  Rees used Burton for that deep role at Alabama but Bond definitely has the speed to take the top off of the defense.

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

Wow.

 

12:07 PM: Bond submitted paperwork to enter the portal

12:17 PM:  Bond is in the portal

12:20? PM:  Bond to visit Texas

 

This is the kind of speed Sark likes.

We're not just stirred;  we're shaken.

 

 

University of Tampering

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6 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Wow.

 

12:07 PM: Bond submitted paperwork to enter the portal

12:17 PM:  Bond is in the portal

12:20? PM:  Bond to visit Texas

 

This is the kind of speed Sark likes.

We're not just stirred;  we're shaken.

 

 

It feels as if we are applying the gas, and have no intention of using the brakes.

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Nahlin (IT) just put in an RPM/CB at 80% for Isaiah Bond to Texas

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He is the guy we have been waiting for this entire time

6 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Cher Sarkisian 

Pos rep to bad_teammate for the gloriously awful photoshop, and Butch Had Not wins the interwebs today for the Cher + Sarkisian reference. Bravo. 

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

He is the guy we have been waiting for this entire time

So does Texas take Bond and someone else (Bolden, Daniels) and Ryan Williams when he commits/signs?

2 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Mean people are stupid. 

On average they indeed are!

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Nahlin (IT) just put in an RPM/CB at 80% for Isaiah Bond to Texas

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Damn I’m now on my third pair of pants for today.

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