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32 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

He won’t be cheap. 

I'll need a, a credit card that's got no limit. And a big black jet with a bedroom in it. 

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Harbaugh doesn't really have a choice. Michigan is going to get hammered by the NCAA and vacate their title. Harbaugh is going to get a show-clause attached to him. He's doing a Pete Carroll. 
You REALLY think a title is being vacated? Sounds extremely unlikely

Burton made a good point on Nick Saban retirement podcast. Basically, many Bama recruits signed with Bama to play for Saban and they didn't particularly like T-Town or the school. 3 years playing for the GOAT and get drafted. 

I think DeBoer is a terrific coach, but he's not going to stop the Saban mercenaries from leaving. 

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7 minutes ago, mdleast said:

Hmm hmmmmm
 

Ffor real

7 minutes ago, mdleast said:

Hmm hmmmmm
 

I remember another Ffrench WR for Pitt a few years ago, guess this is little bro. Need him just for the absurdity of the surname alone.

The extra F is because he’s Ffucking good

16 minutes ago, mdleast said:

Hmm hmmmmm
 

Is Saban retiring the inciting event for losing these 5* WRs or is it the mega coup that the Ags pulled off hiring Wiggins???? You decide for yourself

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3 hours ago, EastHorn said:

The meltdown on SEC rant is glorious.  Like SEC fans acting like NIL is breaking college football.  I don't know about that.  Not when your school is doing the breaking.  Seems fine to me.  

Show me the lie:

 

17 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Ffor real

 

11 minutes ago, mdleast said:

The extra F is because he’s Ffucking good

 

Ffo sho!

8 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Show me the lie:

 

You are a genius.  No lie I can see. 

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20 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Show me the lie:

 

Great, now everyone is going to think we like wearing plaid shorts. 

43 minutes ago, mdleast said:

Hmm hmmmmm
 

Fuck was he going to Alabama for anyway? Acting like Sark was still there and shit. SMH.

12 minutes ago, troph said:

Great, now everyone is going to think we like wearing plaid shorts. 

All the cool kids wear plaid shorts

Just now, salonghorn said:

All the cool kids wear plaid shorts

jams >> cargo shorts >>> jorts for sure 

5 minutes ago, troph said:

jams >> cargo shorts >>> jorts for sure 

can I get a ruling on culottes?

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Helm seems good enough to where I’m curious if they’ll prioritize big NIL on a TE or go use that on a DT

We play 2 tights alot and Helm is more of an inline TE where Niblack is a true Flex/HB.

Not sure if related to the tweet but just started following Niblack on instagram

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4 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Not sure if related to the tweet but just started following Niblack on instagram

Don’t matter, already bought a Niblack jersey

Just now, CaseMcCoyTruther said:

Don’t matter, already bought a Niblack jersey

Update. Niblack started following Golden and @Hornsnews on Instagram

4 minutes ago, CaseMcCoyTruther said:

Don’t matter, already bought a Niblack jersey

Calculator. In my head 

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5 minutes ago, CaseMcCoyTruther said:

Update. Niblack started following Golden and @Hornsnews on Instagram

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Ok, so it wasn't just me...lol

I have to admit my love for cargo shorts when traveling/flying. Passport, wallet, boarding pass, and just about anything else you need, right on your body.

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4 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I have to admit my love for cargo shorts when traveling/flying. Passport, wallet, boarding pass, and just about anything else you need, right on your body.

Hmmm, shorts on a plane like an animal….

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MacMillon SchmacMillon. Golden is already one of my favorite Horns for next year. 

1 hour ago, WBT said:

can I get a ruling on culottes?

Sans, we ain’t no bourgeoisie swine

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1 hour ago, WBT said:

can I get a ruling on culottes?

Inappropriate for human fashion imo.

1 hour ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I have to admit my love for cargo shorts when traveling/flying. Passport, wallet, boarding pass, and just about anything else you need, right on your body.

Joining Welcome Home GIF

1 hour ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I have to admit my love for cargo shorts when traveling/flying. Passport, wallet, boarding pass, and just about anything else you need, right on your body.

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Golden already seems like a good locker room guy and he hasn’t even started school yet.

4 minutes ago, PapiShark said:

This is probably Blackshire 

Hayes Fawcett’s tweet is probably for a bigger name. 

3 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

Hayes Fawcett’s tweet is probably for a bigger name. 

Maybe, but I wouldn’t take his gif teases too seriously. Guy makes his living hyping up engagement on these announcements, he’s used that Rogan one a few times now for relatively middle of the road commitments 

3 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Maybe, but I wouldn’t take his gif teases too seriously. Guy makes his living hyping up engagement on these announcements, he’s used that Rogan one a few times now for relatively middle of the road commitments 

But a reserve LB from Bama?

4 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Maybe, but I wouldn’t take his gif teases too seriously. Guy makes his living hyping up engagement on these announcements, he’s used that Rogan one a few times now for relatively middle of the road commitments 

Agreed, and this is why people use Hayes. He's got over 400k followers on Twitter+Instagram combined and he hypes 3rd stringers from G5s like they're Heisman winners to that audience.

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37 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

Is Courtney transferring too?

13 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Agreed, and this is why people use Hayes. He's got over 400k followers on Twitter+Instagram combined and he hypes 3rd stringers from G5s like they're Heisman winners to that audience.

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11 hours ago, texifornia said:

TE could probably be upgraded, but Helm seems like a nice solid B+ starter. It's not a weakness.

Agreed. I think Helm is better than a lot of us realize. Also, I'm assuming Holden Staes is probably already taking classes at fake UT so that window has closed? 

10 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Nahlin (IT) mentioned in a question about Texas being ‘done’ at TE that Sark/Texas are very high on Juan Davis.  

If they're satisfied with Davis, then I guess I am too. This staff definitely seems to know what they're doing when it comes to evals and development.

 

Unlike some previous Texas staffs... I definitely don't miss a watching a bunch of tall, slow receivers with bad hands running around out there (Lil'Jordan and Colin being the exceptions, of course). 

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