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9 minutes ago, LonghornBreeder said:

This is great and all, but I kinda hope we get the Stanford TE. I don't want the 'Horns to be the team that won an NC with a bunch a Bama defectors.

I mean... I'll take the NC either way and cheer. Just stating a preference. 

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7 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

That…and he’s a better TE. 

Fully agreed. Niblack wouldn't be a bad fallback option if we can't get the Stanford guy though.

12 minutes ago, LonghornBreeder said:

This is great and all, but I kinda hope we get the Stanford TE. I don't want the 'Horns to be the team that won an NC with a bunch a Bama defectors.

I mean... I'll take the NC either way and cheer. Just stating a preference. 

...why would that matter? Defectors are defectors

As much as I hate nerds, and boy do

I hate them, I kind of want the Stanford nerd. 

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

...why would that matter? Defectors are defectors

First, I will celebrate any NC victory as much as I did in Jan 2006. It wouldn't be a terrible thing to win with 10 starters from last year's Bama team.

But I guess it might feel like we are winning on the back of another staff's development.

The new rules are the rules though. And if we can play a year with an all-senior all-star team, let's fucking do it.

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19 minutes ago, LonghornBreeder said:

This is great and all, but I kinda hope we get the Stanford TE. I don't want the 'Horns to be the team that won an NC with a bunch a Bama defectors.

I mean... I'll take the NC either way and cheer. Just stating a preference. 

Hey man, you do you. Worry about style points all you like. As for me and others? I’ll murder most of the idiots on this board for a national title at Texas, happily you being first in line.  I don’t give one fuck how it happens short of Baylor/Mich State/Penn State shit. Thanks. 

Fucking hell. I think I found the spot where the bad man touched SurlyHorns as a child. Shit got dark quick.

Stanford TE, Niblack, who cares? Both really good options. I'd happily take both cause fuck the numbers.

2 minutes ago, PapiShark said:

Stanford TE, Niblack, who cares? Both really good options. I'd happily take both cause fuck the numbers.

I was going to make fun of people from a state with as many Czech last names as Texas has fumbling an easy Polish name like "Yurosek," but then I discovered that Ben is a direct descendent of the inventor of baby carrots:

https://gostanford.com/sports/football/roster/benjamin-yurosek/20267

https://www.bradycarlson.com/mike-yurosek-the-founding-father-of-baby-carrots-cool-weird-awesome-854/

33 minutes ago, LonghornBreeder said:

This is great and all, but I kinda hope we get the Stanford TE. I don't want the 'Horns to be the team that won an NC with a bunch a Bama defectors.

I mean... I'll take the NC either way and cheer. Just stating a preference. 

Every team in the nation is hoping for Bama fallouts to end up on their teams.  Fuck that.  If they’re looking for better situations and Texas is the destination and we win.  It’s not some asterisk win…it’s literally what every other team is striving for.  

15 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Hey man, you do you. Worry about style points all you like. As for me and others? I’ll murder most of the idiots on this board for a natty at Texas, happily you being first in line.  I don’t give one fuck how it happens short of Baylor/Mich State/Penn State shit. Thanks. 

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Just fucking with you. Sweet dreams prince ❤️

Who among us would shove a fist up their bunghole for a championship?

40 minutes ago, LonghornBreeder said:

This is great and all, but I kinda hope we get the Stanford TE. I don't want the 'Horns to be the team that won an NC with a bunch a Bama defectors.

I mean... I'll take the NC either way and cheer. Just stating a preference. 

I would actually take extra satisfaction winning with a bunch of Bama deflectors after all the kids they've bought from Texas over the past 15 years. It would be more effective Don't Mess with Texas advertising than the old Stevie Ray Vaughn ad. 

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3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

If I’m not mistake Silas Bolden is a post spring transfer? 

No you not mistake.  

I hope Sark can come up some sick ass plays to involve all these playmakers. Need a Holgorsen type dude to dial up some exotic plays. Empty set, line up Arch wide, pitch to a Wideout, but don’t run the end around, stop throw to Arch then Manning launches a double pass to a wide open Bond for a 75 yd touchdown. 1st play of the Michigan game.

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6 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

I hope Sark can come up some sick ass plays to involve all these playmakers. Need a Holgorsen type dude to dial up some exotic plays. Empty set, line up Arch wide, pitch to a Wideout, but don’t run the end around, stop throw to Arch then Manning launches a double pass to a wide open Bond for a 75 yd touchdown. 1st play of the Michigan game.

I'd prefer we just kick everyone's ass so backups are playing most of the 2nd half. 

6 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

I hope Sark can come up some sick ass plays to involve all these playmakers. Need a Holgorsen type dude to dial up some exotic plays. Empty set, line up Arch wide, pitch to a Wideout, but don’t run the end around, stop throw to Arch then Manning launches a double pass to a wide open Bond for a 75 yd touchdown. 1st play of the Michigan game.

The Annexation of Puerto Rico….that’s what it’s called right 

15 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

No you not mistake.  

He may be a mistake.  Maybe his mother wasn’t careful.

8 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

I hope Sark can come up some sick ass plays to involve all these playmakers. Need a Holgorsen type dude to dial up some exotic plays. Empty set, line up Arch wide, pitch to a Wideout, but don’t run the end around, stop throw to Arch then Manning launches a double pass to a wide open Bond for a 75 yd touchdown. 1st play of the Michigan game.

I've been pretty happy with Sark's willingness to do fun shit to get playmakers involved. 

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I've been pretty happy with Sark's willingness to do fun shit to get playmakers involved. 

I think we’re going to see some wild shit next year with the speed we have. It’s crazy that Johntay may be the slowest receiver 

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I think we’re going to see some wild stud next year with the speed we have. 

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I learned in school that correlation does not equal causation. However, an argument can be made to the contrary for what happened after the '09 NC with respect to Texas and Alabama and the trajectory of each program. 

So while I try to learn and not hold on to grudges the older I get, this is one I remain petty on.

Fuck bama.

2 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Texas had a lot of success running 21 personnel at the end of the year. Some of these WRs are going to get touches out of the backfield. 

21 personnel? That seems like it would draw numerous penalties.

Serious question since I've never followed him... Is he good enough to actually be quality or is he more in the mold of Ray Thornton/Ben Davis?

With Quinn returning it was fairly obvious we were going to go out and buy him some weapons. 

It's also a good message to other QBs on the roster. "Hey Arch stick around and we are going to do the same thing for you next year." 

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Banks retweeted this.

 

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11 hours ago, NoName said:

i'm very, very high on Jon Sumrall, the guy they just got from Troy.

i'm also rather low on Dykes, in general.

Me too (re: Dykes)

I tried telling everyone that his getting to the NC Game was pure luck and he won't ever sniff that again. He's a below average coach, just like his record has shown his entire career, but some people were shitting themselves saying this is now the norm and wanted to argue. Like, wtf are you people smoking out of your glass pipes? (Not you, others). He took Patterson's upperclassmen and made a historic run (which is cool), but now he's back to where he's always been. 

7 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

 

God damn Sark's recruiting on offense is absolutely disgusting. Choice + Sark is unfair. Now if he can just get his ass in gear and just hire a DL coach so we can keep Robinson (who I think will be a great one) and we'll be set. Would absolutely be thrilled if we land the Bama TE, Niblack. 

4 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Niblack is now officially in the portal. Confirmed by Pete Nakos, sure, I’ll believe him.

 

Want. This is who I want over the Stanford TE by a distance of New Hampshire to Russia. 

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9 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

Who among us would shove a fist up their bunghole for a championship?

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13 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Or maybe Sark starts to rotate more and we have fresh players in?  We can hope atleast, if he keeps it like he has been definitely losing some guys.  

Is it not possible that we're reversing cause and effect. 

Instead of more receivers maybe making Sark substitute more, maybe it's the lack of faith in the current bench of receivers that caused Sark to keep the same guys on the field. If it's the second, then Sark likely will keep guys fresh so that the long pass receivers are always crisp.

11 hours ago, GTJ1982 said:

And take away touches from the 5-6 running backs we have?  Saying we are loaded is an understatement.  

If we can find one that doesn’t fumble and breaks tackles….

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