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Just now, 6th Street said:

He personally invited me to his casituh

Watch out for the cookies and orange slices 

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10 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:

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That's horrifying.

 

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1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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$3M?   Sure

Goddammit, I told them that my $3 million was supposed to be split between Bond and Niblack!  Not $3 million each!

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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$3M?   Sure

I love it. Just throw out a fucking number. There is no way Bond is getting $3M, I'd be shocked if it was even 10% of that number.

11 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Got dam Texas ain’t fuckin around.

We're all in.

The other three playoff teams from this year are losing a bunch of starters and getting new coaches. Oregon, FSU, and LSU are all losing prolific QBs. tOSU will have a new QB as well and their roster is starting to show some cracks. Only Georgia is in as good a position for 2024 as we are.

Man, we are entering an entirely different level of internet stupidity in the SEC

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4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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$3M?   Sure

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7 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Man, we are entering an entirely different level of internet stupidity in the SEC

Not sure about that given our nearby rival's main website, Texags.com

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

to be fair, 40% of any thread on surly is someone posting a tweet minutes or hours after it was already posted and discussed and all they had to do was look up a few posts.

and that's just LTtxfan

An old coworker here in GA is a pretty serious Bama insider. He claims the Tide dropped out of the Bond race when the number hit $750K. 

23 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:

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wtf, man?!?

I'm sending you my therapy bill.

Lol, it was not 3 million dollars. It isn't 3 million dollars if you include the lamborghini as a fucking gift instead of him getting a goddamn lease. 

these fucking guys.

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Just now, Gut Wagon said:

An old coworker here in GA is a pretty serious Bama insider. He claims the Tide dropped out of the Bond race when the number hit $750K. 

Even this sounds more believable than $3m. 

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1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

An old coworker here in GA is a pretty serious Bama insider. He claims the Tide dropped out of the Bond race when the number hit $750K. 

At which point it become a 1 team race. And as we all know, they're only one school that would continue to bid against itself in a sweepstakes...and it's not Texas. 

Also, I'm preeeeeeeeeeeetty fucking sure that race never got to 750k. 

 

SIAP.  Now the Bama '24s are entering the portal.

 

 

 

15 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Goddammit, I told them that my $3 million was supposed to be split between Bond and Niblack!  Not $3 million each!

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15 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

I will sacrifice a goat or Mia Khalifa if we get Downs. 

 

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

SIAP.  Now the Bama '24s are entering the portal.

 

 

 

So I guess they wouldn't release him from his NLI?

5 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

An old coworker here in GA is a pretty serious Bama insider. He claims the Tide dropped out of the Bond race when the number hit $750K. 

Even that number is absurd for a one year rental for a good, not elite, WR. I’m sure Bama dropped out at a number that was drastically lower than that, and now they’re inflating the number to save face for being a poor. 

10 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

SIAP.  Now the Bama '24s are entering the portal.

 

What the absolute fuck hahahahahahhahhahaha holy living fuck LMFAO

I have no idea what the payroll for our roster is but the only number I’ve ever heard thrown out is 15-17 million/yr…. By Nahlin so tifwiw. Allotting 33% of our entire payroll to one player seems like bad business, unless it’s Vince Young. 

14 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Lol, it was not 3 million dollars. It isn't 3 million dollars if you include the lamborghini as a fucking gift instead of him getting a goddamn lease. 

these fucking guys.

I don't know, maybe Texas really does have a $100M payroll. Sounds like everyone else should just give up.

12 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

SIAP.  Now the Bama '24s are entering the portal.

 

 

 

I had a question about this that one of you recruiting honks didn't answer or at least I didn't see it. I thought the NLI bound a player for one year, regardless of the portal, etc.

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I had a question about this that one of you recruiting honks didn't answer or at least I didn't see it. I thought the NLI bound a player for one year, regardless of the portal, etc.

I think he was signed and then Saban left. 

6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I don't know, maybe Texas really does have a $100M payroll. Sounds like everyone else should just give up.

Listen, I realize you're joking here, but this is the gnashing of teeth that we'll be hearing from everyone, eventually even pundits. "Texas is buying everything so what's the point?" We will be painted as ruining the sport, again. 

5 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I had a question about this that one of you recruiting honks didn't answer or at least I didn't see it. I thought the NLI bound a player for one year, regardless of the portal, etc.

Head coach left, kids can leave. 

16 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

So I guess they wouldn't release him from his NLI?

Which would be awful but they'll cave eventually.  We let out both our 2023 basketball commits bc of a coaching change.  Plus the DL who wanted out after Bo left. 

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Listen, I realize you're joking here, but this is the gnashing of teeth that we'll be hearing from everyone, eventually even pundits. "Texas is buying everything so what's the point?" We will be painted as ruining the sport, again. 

Head coach left, kids can leave. 

School still has to officially release them

4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

 

WR and DB is getting a complete makeover. They must really have some concerns about some that are on campus already. 

58 minutes ago, South Austin said:

McCormick would really spice up our tight end unit.

Speaking of Mia Khalifa and tight ends…

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1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

WR and DB is getting a complete makeover. They must really have some concerns about some that are on campus already. 

I don’t think it’s necessarily concerns as much as the talent on campus is young and untested (I guess that’s just a pedantic argument over the word ‘concerns’) . Also WR/DB are the most loaded positions in the portal. Why not go out and get the best if you have the ability. 

11 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

 

God damn, we’re about to be even better than last year arent we?

22 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Even that number is absurd for a one year rental for a good, not elite, WR. I’m sure Bama dropped out at a number that was drastically lower than that, and now they’re inflating the number to save face for being a poor. 

I suspect as much myself. But I'll give Bama some credit for not saying it was an even higher figure. They knew the ags would further inflate it no matter what. 

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

WR and DB is getting a complete makeover. They must really have some concerns about some that are on campus already. 

Or you have an opportunity to shore up positions on the roster that would have been question marks heading into the season

The talent on campus at these positions is young, unproven, or both. 
 

Jabbar Muhammad would put us in position to cross train Brooks at the other db positions if needed. Having all that proven performance in the secondary and at WR makes it easier to evaluate the young guys there too.

Iron sharpens iron. 

6 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

WR and DB is getting a complete makeover. They must really have some concerns about some that are on campus already. 

We’ve taken 2 transfers at DB, and we fucking sucked last year. 

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

God damn, we’re about to be even better than last year arent we?

If Sark gets a legit DT, probably so.

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It is absolutely wild to think that Texas is losing its WR1, WR2, and TE1 to the NFL Draft - all in the top 2 rounds - and that next years passing game could be better.

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2 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

If Sark gets a legit DT coach, probably so.

FIFY

7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

God damn, we’re about to be even better than last year arent we?

Well we didn't win the national championship last year so that should be the goal. 

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Well we didn't win the national championship last year so that should be the goal. 

We also lost 1 regular season game, which is unacceptable.

13-0 SEC champs, #1 overall seed

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Well we didn't win the national championship last year so that should be the goal. 

I’m cool with the Michigan 2022–>2023 trajectory 

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I looked at BamaOnline. They have a thread where concern is expressed for the Longhorn players that will have to leave in order to make the numbers work. Who will take care of them?

I am stunned. Fans of Nick Saban’s old team are shocked that another team is churning the bottom of its roster in order to make room for more talented players. Where have they been the last 15 years? Did they really think those third year Alabama LBs, stuck on third team on the depth chart, came up with the idea of transferring to Western Kentucky all on their own?

So here we are...the modern day equivalent of the Darrell Royal unlimited scholarship era....

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

I can't ever unsee Nickelback when I look at this guy's name.  Thanks, assholes.

Look at this photograph…

 

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I originally assumed Matt Golden was coming here to have more of a target share than he has in his career thus far. I’m glad he’s good with all these other receivers coming in. 

Guessing the polls will start off with Georgia at 1 and Texas at 2. We've got Michigan and OU before Georgia, but that potentially is the biggest home game for Texas since I suppose the 1 vs 2 Ohio St game.

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