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Ahhh, ok, well... there it is. That's why you fire an AD right after he hired a new head coach.

5 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

I did play corner back at Ampipe High. Got a few interference calls, got in a fight with my coach and got kicked off the team, but it all worked out in the end. Was fucking Lea Thompson, too, so that dreary shit town wasn’t all bad. 

Has this Lea Thompson being fucked topic been covered before? Did I miss it somewhere?  
 

 

6 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

I did play corner back at Ampipe High. Got a few interference calls, got in a fight with my coach and got kicked off the team, but it all worked out in the end. Was fucking Lea Thompson, too, so that dreary shit town wasn’t all bad. 

I played at laidpipe against your mom 

35 minutes ago, Hammerhead said:

Has this Lea Thompson being fucked topic been covered before? Did I miss it somewhere?  
 

She grew up to have a son who posts here . His handle is “South Austin”.

6 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

I did play corner back at Ampipe High. Got a few interference calls, got in a fight with my coach and got kicked off the team, but it all worked out in the end. Was fucking Lea Thompson, too, so that dreary shit town wasn’t all bad. 

Coach should have moved you to defensive end like Rudy. /ianBoyd

7 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

I did play corner back at Ampipe High. Got a few interference calls, got in a fight with my coach and got kicked off the team, but it all worked out in the end. Was fucking Lia Thomas, too, so that dreary shit town wasn’t all bad. 

FIFY

2 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Ahhh, ok, well... there it is. That's why you fire an AD right after he hired a new head coach.

Crazy that they would resort to hiring the retired softball coach to be the interim AD. He’s a hell of a coach with national team development experience, but still.

4 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Also... seriously, no one else thought of...

...Savea Prayer?

I like the live version better on the "Arena" album.

 

7 hours ago, billy_bats said:

Crazy that they would resort to hiring the retired softball coach to be the interim AD. He’s a hell of a coach with national team development experience, but still.

Were Dick Tomey and Lute Olson not available?

/aggy

10 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Cal Poly SLO, like most of the California coastal climate, blows the shit out of Austin weather.

There is nowhere in Texas with better weather than SLO down the coast to the Mexican border.  NOWHERE!

Where’s your Texas pride bitch?!???

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8 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Where’s your Texas pride bitch?!???

If your Texas pride is based around having better weather than Southern California, you might need to pack it in.

11 hours ago, Knewk210 said:

I have no idea what Ohio State leadership was thinking in that hiring process? Let’s go pursue AD at the most mismanaged program in the history of college athletics. Maybe CDC’s phone number is a digit off and they misdialed? I can’t explain this nor can anyone else. 

Bjork can say, “But it was at Texas A&M…” that’s comparable to saying, “I was in college. I was experimenting…”

16 minutes ago, texifornia said:

If your Texas pride is based around having better weather than Southern California, you might need to pack it in.

Austin might have better weather than Cambria.

Mentioned somewhere that wells said the Washington transfer was unlikely because he’s not promised to be a starter.

In that case shouldn’t we have never been the favorites?

13 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

 

evidently the Athletic Dept audit that comes out in like a week is going to be baaaaaaaaaad.

28 minutes ago, texifornia said:

If your Texas pride is based around having better weather than Southern California, you might need to pack it in.


But Texas gave us Tex-Mex, Willie Nelson and Farrah Fawcett.

Advantage: Texas

2 hours ago, WBT said:

Were Dick Tomey and Lute Olson not available?

/aggy

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A lot of fuckers here should get 1 week bans to get this shit back on track

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9 hours ago, billy_bats said:

Crazy that they would resort to hiring the retired softball coach to be the interim AD. He’s a hell of a coach with national team development experience, but still.

About as crazy as hiring a former Texas football player to be your interim AD and let him make contract decisions in your big 3 sports.

9 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I moved like a jet through your mom’s bush.

This is the only acceptable response to jett bush comments.

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35 minutes ago, NoName said:

evidently the Athletic Dept audit that comes out in like a week is going to be baaaaaaaaaad.

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14 minutes ago, Blotto said:

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Alright, this being Surly, I don't object to this post.

 

But it does make me want to point out the fact that Dick Tomey had an impact on our upward trajectory in 2004. Sure, Greg Robinson gets a ton of credit but don't forget Tomey's contribution. We started playing tougher, no question about that.

Which leads to the current topic. This past season's Longhorn team was known to be very tough and physical (per sources on opposing coaching staffs). Who gets credit for this? I hope it wasn't mostly Davis and Choate. If so, I think that's one of the most important elements of replacing our DL coach, perhaps more important than plus recruiting ability. I think the comments on this thread suggest Rod Wright has IT. If memory serves, he was one very large piece of the 4th and 2 stop of LenDale White. If I'm on the DL, I'd listen to Rod Wright.

2 minutes ago, PsychMike said:

This past season's Longhorn team was known to be very tough and physical (per sources on opposing coaching staffs). Who gets credit for this?

Derka.

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5 minutes ago, immamac said:

Guys seriously gotta get back on topic. I know news is sparse for now but stop bumping this thread for the fuck of it. At least posit something or ask a damn question. 

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8 minutes ago, immamac said:

Guys seriously gotta get back on topic. I know news is sparse for now but stop bumping this thread for the fuck of it. At least posit something or ask a damn question. 

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Also, lately the function to paste a gif seems to have stopped working for me. I have to copy and paste the gif URL. Otherwise it just pastes as a still image of the gif. 

This is your message board, so this is on topic, right?

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

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Also, lately the function to paste a gif seems to have stopped working for me. I have to copy and paste the gif URL. Otherwise it just pastes as a still image of the gif. 

This is your message board, so this is on topic, right?

Depends on the copy source, that’s more a factor of your client than the server. 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Depends on the copy source, that’s more a factor of your client than the server. 

BUT IT USED TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

BUT IT USED TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had never worked from say Google images search results. It is a client side copy. Paste it into anything else, does it animate? If not it’s the client not the server. GIFs work. 

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW

4 minutes ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

But Nahlin said he wasn’t offered right? 

he's well on his way to being the analyst version of Ted Cruz or Helobious where you just take the opposite of what he does/says sports wise to the bank

1 minute ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

But Nahlin said he wasn’t offered right? 

lol. The passive aggressive shit talking to his sub base is going to be supreme today

Brian Kelly hires 2 OCs who have very limited play calling experience despite having $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ to throw around.

evidently, per Zenitz, looking for a TE coach who has play calling experience to help them out.

 

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I just ran into coach Sark a minute ago in the lobby of the VEA hotel in Newport Beach, CA. 

I know, cool story bro and all that.  No pics.

Told him to fuck them brakes.  

2 minutes ago, NoName said:

Brian Kelly hires 2 OCs who have very limited play calling experience despite having $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ to throw around.

evidently, per Zenitz, looking for a TE coach who has play calling experience to help them out.

 

You mean three OCs is the ultimate goal?

Just now, Ravishing Rick said:

I just ran into coach Sark a minute ago in the lobby of the VEA hotel in Newport Beach, CA. 

I know, cool story bro and all that.  No pics.

Told him to fuck them brakes.  

videos why you always lying GIF

5 minutes ago, Ravishing Rick said:

I just ran into coach Sark a minute ago in the lobby of the VEA hotel in Newport Beach, CA. 

I know, cool story bro and all that.  No pics.

Told him to fuck them brakes.  

Ravishing Rick, that was rude.

16 minutes ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

But Nahlin said he wasn’t offered right? 

He’s nothing with Gerry. 

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