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10 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

 

 

 

It’s one thing to be fooled. It’s another thing to not read the thread first and miss the multiple other nimrods getting mocked for posting the same fake tweet and thinking you’re the guy who’s cracked the case. 
 

But thanks for the 3 hour old fake tweet. You were always going to be the first guy to see it and bring it here!

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Imagine reading the handle @sad_longhorn and thinking that’s a legit ON3 account. Not quite as retarded as thinking a true freshman QB should be able to read through his progressions but in the same quadrant. 

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11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I feel relieved 

As a great man once said - think about how dumb the average person is, and then realize half the people are dumber than that.

7 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

As a great man once said - think about how dumb the average person is, and then realize half the people are dumber than that.

*median

5 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

He was. Which is why he was replaced by two other slightly less shitty QBs.

He really is bad. I remember watching his HS highlights and wondering out loud how in the hell he was a five star. Below average arm, no real field awareness, and a decent but not spectacular athlete. He was miles behind Malachai Nelson and Arch and Niko.

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

He really is bad. I remember watching his HS highlights and wondering out loud how in the hell he was a five star. Below average arm, no real field awareness, and a decent but not spectacular athlete. He was miles behind Malachai Nelson and Arch and Niko.

Why don't you just leave the evaluation to the very hard working and much more knowledgeable professionals.

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Yeah, recruit the cream of the crop every year and get the rest from the portal.  Never ever take a project at wr.

non blue-blood P5 and D2 turned into the minor leagues, yikes

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If a less than 5 star WR even sets foot on campus I will attack them. 

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6 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Farrell is an asshole who always seems to work against us.

Arch's parents went to a lot of trouble to travel all the way to Ames, IA and sit in 38 degree weather for 4 hours for parents of a kid who is transferring soon. They seemed to be enjoying the camaraderie of the other parents, too.

But sure, anything is possible.

I sat next to Arch’s dad. He said he loves it here. 

 

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29 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Yeah, recruit the cream of the crop every year and get the rest from the portal.  Never ever take a project at wr.

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33 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

I sat next to Arch’s dad. He said he loves it here. 

I have some UT college buddies who have daughters in UT sororities now. Word on the street is that Arch is having a fine, fine time with the girls.

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48 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

I sat next to Arch’s dad. He said he loves it here. 

 

Who cares if his dad loved sitting next to you. What does Arch think about Texas?

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I have some UT college buddies who have daughters in UT sororities now. Word on the street is that Arch is having a fine, fine time with the girls.

Your buddies’ daughters are all getting dick down’d by Arch?

Pics?
14 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I have some UT college buddies who have daughters in UT sororities now. Word on the street is that Arch is having a fine, fine time with the girls.

I hope his family has hired a personal assistant to wrap that thing up for him.

25 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I have some UT college buddies who have daughters in UT sororities now. Word on the street is that Arch is having a fine, fine time with the girls.

So the sorority girls all go home at thanksgiving and find out their father (who pays for their tuition, sorority dues, and private campus residence) is super excited about Arch, and they take the opportunity to drag his name through the mud, just as a fuck you to dad. I grew up with these hoes. Finding Dads buttons is a sport to them. 

8 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

Look at this fucking guy again. Shocked face I tell you. The article is even worse than the headline.

Regardless, it appears as though Manning is running out of patience sitting on the bench as the third-team quarterback and it appears to be a longshot that Manning returns to the Longhorns.”

 

Here's the dipshit Scott Salomon who wrote that god-awful article.

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1 hour ago, SaucyJack said:

I sat next to Arch’s dad. He said he loves it here. 

 

The parents and other fans up there seemed to be having an awesome time together. Loved seeing that. Really tells the tale about the culture of the team, IMO. 

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Here's the dipshit Scott Salomon who wrote that god-awful article.
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He looks like something produced in an aggy lab.

I haven't kept up with this thread so sorry if this was already posted but I bet Texas will have interest here. 

 

8 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I haven't kept up with this thread so sorry if this was already posted but I bet Texas will have interest here. 

 

Impressive!

If only Texas needed help at safety next year.

🏈

 

 

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

I have some UT college buddies who have daughters in UT sororities now. Word on the street is that Arch is having a fine, fine time with the girls.

dick’ed down in Austin?

4 hours ago, C-Man said:

Here's the dipshit Scott Salomon who wrote that god-awful article.

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Tan Red Skull here has a look that just screams “successful in my career.”

3 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I haven't kept up with this thread so sorry if this was already posted but I bet Texas will have interest here. 

 

I’m not sure I trust a safety from Big 10 country that isn’t from Ohio State. 
 

That is a lot of bad passing teams. 
 

 

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6 hours ago, C-Man said:

Here's the dipshit Scott Salomon who wrote that god-awful article.

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Fucker looks like he'd eat your liver with some pork n' beans and a nice bottle of malt liquor.

6 hours ago, C-Man said:

Here's the dipshit Scott Salomon who wrote that god-awful article.

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there's a booger in there

 

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7 hours ago, Scholz said:

I have some UT college buddies who have daughters in UT sororities now. Word on the street is that Arch is having a fine, fine time with the girls.

I mean, I have zero connection to arch or any sororities at UT (sadly), and I could have told you that the soon to be star quarterback from a famous family is doing just fine with the college ladies.

53 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

I mean, I have zero connection to arch or any sororities at UT (sadly), and I could have told you that the soon to be star quarterback from a famous family is doing just fine with the college ladies.

Valid. I believe the word “slaying” was used though.

who was that guy who was fired up about Texas not offering Llewellyn out of HS?

he played like 3 games this year and 10 last year. no catches, all on ST i guess.

 

40 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

Is this an Alan Jackson song?

hell no! and it's analed in Austin, butt fucked in Boston

 

 

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2 minutes ago, NoName said:

who was that guy who was fired up about Texas not offering Llewellyn out of HS?

he played like 3 games this year and 10 last year. no catches, all on ST i guess.

 

Unless if I'm confusing Aledo TEs, he was offered by Texas. He was CB'd to Texas by Ketchum about 8 minutes before he committed to OU

1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

hell no! and it's analed in Austin, butt fucked in Boston

 

 

Funny song. I also like Wheeler Walker Jr. 

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31 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Unless if I'm confusing Aledo TEs, he was offered by Texas. He was CB'd to Texas by Ketchum about 8 minutes before he committed to OU

he held an offer but never took even a virtual visit. he was not any kind of actual target

31 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Unless if I'm confusing Aledo TEs, he was offered by Texas. He was CB'd to Texas by Ketchum about 8 minutes before he committed to OU

This is correct

36 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Unless if I'm confusing Aledo TEs, he was offered by Texas. He was CB'd to Texas by Ketchum about 8 minutes before he committed to OU

Geoff Ketchum is the Branding Iron 13-0 of Taylor Hamms. 

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8 minutes ago, NoName said:

he held an offer but never took even a virtual visit. he was not any kind of actual target

Texas was interested in him. What the fuck are you trying to do on this one?

29 minutes ago, NoName said:

he held an offer but never took even a virtual visit. he was not any kind of actual target

I think you’re confusing him with Stogner or Lake McCree

6 minutes ago, Professor Chesney said:

I think you’re confusing him with Stogner or Lake McCree

JFC McCree was actually committed. 

TommyGufano was correct. Banks loved him, we heard about him for a short period, Ketch futurecasted him to Texas, and he committed to blOU within seconds. /fin

2 hours ago, Tree Fidy said:

Is this an Alan Jackson song?

Code for our next commit

These aren’t depth players at WR Tech is losing. That’s basically their top two players. 

Just now, Newy25 said:

These aren’t depth players at WR Tech is losing. That’s basically their top two players. 

Guess they didn't like that the B12 didn't running through Lubbutt.

6 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

Bradley was good last year but his play this year may have been best encapsulated by getting beat by Malik Muhammad and Terrence Brooks for 50/50 balls

50 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Texas was interested in him. What the fuck are you trying to do on this one?

For him, if 247 doesn't say anything, then it never happened.

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