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6 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

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He was in the locker room after the national championship.

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On 2/10/2024 at 1:51 PM, realgreggym said:

DKR used to do that with recruits.

It's been half a century since DKR coached. Croots are a bit different now.

5 hours ago, AbeFroman said:

This has nothin to do with nothin, but I went back and was watching that hail mary game above.  Didn't know Staubach hit Pearson on the play before that on a 4th and 17 just to get in that position.  And Pearson actually landed out of bounds, but then the rules were if the ref thought you would reasonably land in before defensive contact, they would call it a completion. 

Lol.  I brought this play up to Carl Eller once on a business trip.  He's still pissed about it.  Said Pearson interfered.  I argued for a second before I realized he was about to beat my ass.

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10 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

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I'm sure I'll get gangbanged but who the fuck is that standing next to Reba?

2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I'm sure I'll get gangbanged but who the fuck is that standing next to Reba?

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6 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I'm sure I'll get gangbanged but who the fuck is that standing next to Reba?

(I didn’t know either. It is actor Rex Linn who is in some tv shows. He’s the Mesa Verde CEO in Better Call Saul.)

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9 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I'm sure I'll get gangbanged but who the fuck is that standing next to Reba?

That's her Travis Kelce.

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13 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I'm sure I'll get gangbanged but who the fuck is that standing next to Reba?

Thank you for taking one (or two, three, four or five) for the team.

Thank you for taking one (or two, three, four or five) for the team.
Same, had no idea who that dude is.
1 hour ago, Hank Chinaski said:

(I didn’t know either. It is actor Rex Linn who is in some tv shows. He’s the Mesa Verde CEO in Better Call Saul.)

Um, some of y'all need to find Jesus and watch CLIFFHANGER again (or for the first time). 

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2 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

(I didn’t know either. It is actor Rex Linn who is in some tv shows. He’s the Mesa Verde CEO in Better Call Saul.)

Cliffhanger for the win

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4 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

(I didn’t know either. It is actor Rex Linn who is in some tv shows. He’s the Mesa Verde CEO in Better Call Saul.)

He was also Sergeant Frank Tripp in CSI: Miami for 187 Episodes

8 hours ago, Lone Star Horn said:

He was also Sergeant Frank Tripp in CSI: Miami for 187 Episodes

He was also Joe the policeman in the What’s Going Down episode of That’s My Mamma.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

He was also Joe the policeman in the What’s Going Down episode of That’s My Mamma.

Something something… your Mamma.

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Just looked him up. He’s an Oklahoma State graduate and he grew up in Oklahoma (though born in Texas). What’s his connection to the Longhorns?

32 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Just looked him up. He’s an Oklahoma State graduate and he grew up in Oklahoma (though born in Texas). What’s his connection to the Longhorns?

Got above his raisin'

Glad I checked out the transfer thread this morning. 

29 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

Glad I checked out the transfer thread this morning. 

Mesa Verde transferred their headquarters to Austin.  I think that's news.

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Just looked him up. He’s an Oklahoma State graduate and he grew up in Oklahoma (though born in Texas). What’s his connection to the Longhorns?

Not everyone stays a fuckhead their entire life?

Seems he was born in Texas (as mentioned above) and never lost his love for the state. I remember he was buddies with Mack. This article from several years ago has more background, though it never mentions Oklahoma State. 

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You're representing Texas in the show, how did you become a fan of the Longhorns?
I grew up in a little town called Spearman, Texas. My dad turned me into a Longhorn when I was about two years old. That's as simple as it gets. I've been a Longhorn ever since. Kevin played for Oklahoma. Every Saturday, we're always the ones cooking and everybody else comes over. It's been an ongoing joke for 20 years. We always say when we're down at the smoker and it's hot, and everybody else gets to have the cold beverages and eat and watch football, we're always so busy because we have people over. Every Saturday we think, "We should be getting paid for this," never meaning it, but as a joke. Now we're hoping that comes to fruition and we can get paid for it.

 

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Just looked him up. He’s an Oklahoma State graduate and he grew up in Oklahoma (though born in Texas). What’s his connection to the Longhorns?

His Dad was a UT law grad.  He must have been raised a fan.

15 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

Thank you for taking one (or two, three, four or five) for the team.

Also would like to thank Crash.

I would believe the K on his t-shirt is part of "FUCK OU".

42 minutes ago, immamac said:

Off topic posts in this thread will get a vacation. There are plenty of threads for all of this that aren’t this one. 

I don't know, the last few pages seem closely aligned with the topic subject of a "clown car of posters, careening toward the canyon."

2 hours ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

nm no want suspension 

It's not that bad. There is a reason that @immamac calls it a vacation.

On 2/10/2024 at 9:49 AM, Getafix said:

 

BAMA 247: MOOD

 

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14 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

 

I love that he couldn't hit from 2 feet, so he figured the solution was to get further from the basket.

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

It's not that bad. There is a reason that @immamac calls it a vacation.

“I’d take probation/Don’t want that T.I. and Vick vacation”. 
 

 

Is there anyone from UCLA that we want? 

7 hours ago, immamac said:

Off topic posts in this thread will get a vacation. There are plenty of threads for all of this that aren’t this one. 

It’s off season in a quiet period pretty much. Relax 

Off topic posts in this thread will get a vacation. There are plenty of threads for all of this that aren’t this one. 

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13 hours ago, immamac said:

Off topic posts in this thread will get a vacation. There are plenty of threads for all of this that aren’t this one. 

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On 2/13/2024 at 9:09 AM, immamac said:

Off topic posts in this thread will get a vacation. There are plenty of threads for all of this that aren’t this one. 

So, like, no more pics of semi-celebrity Texas fans? 

Dude…. 

Starting an off topic conversation about bans seems suspiciously like a thread derail. 

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Well, there go the titties. [emoji25]

And board participation rates went plummeting!

We could make a graph, to show the correlation of gratuitous titties shots to participants activity rates, but we’re not interested any more!

Sad face emoji!

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22 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Well, there go the titties. 😪

What about boobies?

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Weird time to transfer. Unless he just wants to sit out the spring semester, he's going to have to go somewhere on the quarters system.

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