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Ohio St is on the quarters system I believe.

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23 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

What about boobies?

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I remember going to the zoo as a kid and trying to feed the pellets they sold in the gumball machine to only the blue-footed boobies.  

I guess you could say I've been a boob guy from way back. 

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Holy smokes!

 

 

 

28 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Holy smokes!

 

 

 

LSU found money?

45 minutes ago, Bevo said:

LSU found money?

Can't transfer within the SEC if he wants to be immediately eligible

44 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Can't transfer within the SEC if he wants to be immediately eligible

I guess Texas wouldn't be an option then - not that it ever was in the first place. 

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2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Holy smokes!

 

 

 

But the announcement!

 

38 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Weird time to transfer. Money issues?

I assumed he got a sense of how he was going to be coached and decided that wasn't for him.

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

I guess Texas wouldn't be an option then - not that it ever was in the first place. 

Why, we are not in the SEC until the summer?

40 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Why, we are not in the SEC until the summer?

We are considered to be SEC for the spirit of this rule

4 minutes ago, Teryor said:

We are considered to be SEC for the spirit of this rule

Ish

Summer 21 June

Tex in the SEC 1 July.  

6 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

I guess Texas wouldn't be an option then - not that it ever was in the first place. 

We arent in the SEC until July, but Makuba and Filsaime probably puts the kaibosh on that.

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13 hours ago, Vertigo said:

We arent in the SEC until July, but Makuba and Filsaime probably puts the kaibosh on that.

Already forgetting about WIlliams.

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Already forgetting about WIlliams.

Or he's just naming new additions

48 minutes ago, troph said:

Wow so much to say…


I told Dall-E to generate a picture of a car full of Texas longhorn football fans careening towards a canyon and this is what it came up with. 

Thank you. I had no idea. My best guess was that it was our entry into the abyss of the SEC grind or some such.

I like how it fades from relative normalcy in the top half to Dali surrealism in the bottom half

 

 

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Sark is going to toast that secondary just like he did the previous two times he faced the Elk's defense.

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On 1/18/2024 at 2:58 PM, Big Woodrows said:

 

Grand opening, grand closing

 

12 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

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It is when Laramie has to search for bail money.

22 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

Grand opening, grand closing

 

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I don't think @Harvdog is a bad poster or anything, but, man, his takes during the Tunmise recruitment were absolute gold. I know I should have been nicer about trolling him at the time, but it was too much to pass up. That recruit was an absolute turd and this is ending up about as absurd as one could have expected back then.

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34 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I don't think @Harvdog is a bad poster or anything, but, man, his takes during the Tunmise recruitment were absolute gold. I know I should have been nicer about trolling him at the time, but it was too much to pass up. That recruit was an absolute turd and this is ending up about as absurd as one could have expected back then.

There's a lot of gold in there, but here's a personal favorite with some current relevance.

In response to the Roach CB to Texas...

On 2/17/2019 at 8:43 AM, Harvdog said:

I hope he continues to trend our way.  His father is adamant about education.  Tunmise has a good head on his shoulders and will be an exemplary student and citizen.  He will be “Acho-esque” in that aspect.  He’s 15 and enjoying the process.  I think he ends up in Austin. My son and him have talked about going to UT together.  Be a lot cooler if they did. 

 

 

Acho-esque is gold. Perhaps Manny Acho-esque in the shit head department. 

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I don't think @Harvdog is a bad poster or anything, but, man, his takes during the Tunmise recruitment were absolute gold. I know I should have been nicer about trolling him at the time, but it was too much to pass up. That recruit was an absolute turd and this is ending up about as absurd as one could have expected back then.

I get it, though. You see a kid around and think/hope that he turns out to be good because that makes you feel good. Confirmation bias.

Unfortunately, some kids are just turds or just aren't as good or don't work as hard as it seemed they should.

57 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Sometimes the closer you are to a problem, the less ability you have to see it.

Sounds like a chubby chaser in denial.

Sometimes people have poor judgement. They think everything is fine as they cross the railroad tracks ignoring the whistle, and the next thing you know, they are headlines on the 6:00 news.

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All fair. The kid I knew was a yes sir no sir kid.  His dad put him at the Village School and that’s where him and my son became friends. He was a good kid.  People change. It’s obvious that he hasn’t matured and has made a ton of bad decisions. Hopefully he can get his shit together

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24 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

All fair. The kid I knew was a yes sir no sir kid.  His dad put him at the Village School and that’s where him and my son became friends. He was a good kid.  People change. It’s obvious that he hasn’t matured and has made a ton of bad decisions. Hopefully he can get his shit together

What a disappointingly mature and reasonable response. I wanted drama. 

5 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

What a disappointingly mature and reasonable response. I wanted drama. 


In Harvdog's defense, he's surrounded by the likes of us in a clowncar careening towards a canyon.

1 hour ago, Harvdog said:

All fair. The kid I knew was a yes sir no sir kid.  His dad put him at the Village School and that’s where him and my son became friends. He was a good kid.  People change. It’s obvious that he hasn’t matured and has made a ton of bad decisions. Hopefully he can get his shit together

Hopefully, your son didn't follow him to Texas State - or worse yet, to the State Pen.

35 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Hopefully, your son didn't follow him to Texas State - or worse yet, to the State Pen.

No. He did not. 

2 hours ago, Harvdog said:

All fair. The kid I knew was a yes sir no sir kid.  His dad put him at the Village School and that’s where him and my son became friends. He was a good kid.  People change. It’s obvious that he hasn’t matured and has made a ton of bad decisions. Hopefully he can get his shit together

This is why I don’t trust character references.

Probably meant "achoo-esque", as he is allergic to being an exemplary student and citizen.  

On 3/1/2024 at 5:39 PM, Bevo said:

Hopefully, your son didn't follow him to Texas State - or worse yet, to the State Pen.

Fuck the state pen, fuck hoes at penn st. 

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