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27 minutes ago, Js1 said:

BDF trash.  thought they were better than that?!?!

Get it straight. 

They WERE bdf trash before, when they were in the bdf.

Now that they have been vetted and approved by the elk, they're sec ready.

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28 minutes ago, NoName said:

who on this roster scares you?

Aki Ogunbiyi, but not for football related reasons.

33 minutes ago, NoName said:

who on this roster scares you?

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at this point, Texas bringing back this much talent and not tattooing that ass by 3 TDs next year in College Station is an unacceptable result.

 

Nobody scares me.  Nobody scared me on Iowa St. or TCU last year either.

1 minute ago, Fondren & Main said:

Nobody scares me.  Nobody scared me on Iowa St. or TCU last year either.

What about Levon? He wears his war wound like a crown.

No doubt some of the transfer names are going to sting a little, but it's way, WAY better to have 95 guys you'd like to keep than 75.

2 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

If posting a screen shot is your way of asking if Gerry named names, he did not, which is smart on his part. The italicized section was all he wrote (the link is there for you to check out the comment yourself). The newsworthy part is GH saying one player is a “done deal.” I take that to mean an incoming transfer. 

You asked "Does this populate as a viewable post, or just a link?".


So, I gave you a screenshot of how it looks on my end.  
 

55 minutes ago, Bevo said:

What about Levon? He wears his war wound like a crown.

Levon sells cartoon balloons in town

1 hour ago, NoName said:

who on this roster scares you?

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at this point, Texas bringing back this much talent and not tattooing that ass by 3 TDs next year in College Station is an unacceptable result.

 

When you see it broken down like this... holy shit that's bad.

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11 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Levon sells cartoon balloons in town

What in the fuck does Levon Helm or being born a pauper to a pawn have to do with the 2024 transfer portal? 

If Kendall Jackson's nickname isn't The Big Chardonnay, there's simply no justice in this world.

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13 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

@closetojumping

 

Rumors that Bear Alexander is expected to portal again haha

 

5 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Would be a great fit for aggy, IMO. 

I would not be surprised at all if he winds up at ATM or LSU. 

Would be 5 different high schools and 3 different colleges for Alexander since 2018 if he leaves again. That is honestly impressive.

That's the way you do it. NIL for nothin' and your chicks for free.

32 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

I would not be surprised at all if he winds up at ATM or LSU. 

A&M paying the NIL bag for another DL would be an incredible waste of resources.

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

What in the fuck does Levon Helm or being born a pauper to a pawn have to do with the 2024 transfer portal? 

Levon Helm, Levon Moss - What's the difference? One beats drums. The other occasionally beats Abilene Christian. 

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

ATM just got a commitment from yet another DE transferring from UCF. Dude was a team captain, but he amassed 47 tackles and zero sacks last season. Anyway, in reading the moderators on the aggie 247 site, it appears that they're gearing up for a number of new portal exits, particularly from the DL. The strongest part of their roster, with the most talent, is at Edge and DT. They're about to exchange more 4 and 5 stars heading out for more try-hards heading into the program. 

Another thing mentioned is that they're going to be 5 guys over the scholarship limit in August if they don't have more attrition. I was kind of surprised by this until I went through it quickly. They've swapped out a ton of highly ranked talent with a mediocre recruiting class and a bunch of transfers that zero top 15 programs would have taken. I don't think people, including here, realize just how shitty and untalented their 2024 roster is going to be. I type that without knowing whatever other harm will be done to them in the upcoming portal window.

AND a shit ass HC and staff to boot. 

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

 

A semi-productive player with his hand out making his 3rd stop in as many years. Sign me up!

14 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

A semi-productive player with his hand out making his 3rd stop in as many years. Sign me up!

There’s always an uncle.

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Sounds like Texas is going to make their pitch to this fucking mercenary Bear Alexander. I disagree with it and view it as a waste of resources and a potentially terrible move for culture. The guy is a mediocrity to boot.

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Sounds like Texas is going to make their pitch to this fucking mercenary Bear Alexander. I disagree with it and view it as a waste of resources and a potentially terrible move for culture. The guy is a mediocrity to boot.

Explains this follow up tweet. 
 

 

1 hour ago, NoName said:

A&M paying the NIL bag for another DL would be an incredible waste of resources.

In other words, exactly on brand for them

Would Texas take Bear and the DT from Michigan or would it be a first one to commit type thing?

 

for the record I don’t trust Bear and think he is more hype than production. But people fall in love with potential every day. 

59 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Sounds like Texas is going to make their pitch to this fucking mercenary Bear Alexander. I disagree with it and view it as a waste of resources and a potentially terrible move for culture. The guy is a mediocrity to boot.

Fuck. Seems like he just wants another payday. I’d hate for us to give it to him. 

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We should pay him $1,000,000 and then bench him just because we can. 

 

I think we should pay Bear a zillion of this currency.

 

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7 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

I think we should pay Bear a zillion of this currency.

 

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My contribution...

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Texas native, tore it up in the PAC 12 the past 2 years. I need. 
 

 

12 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Texas native, tore it up in the PAC 12 the past 2 years. I need. 
 

 

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Just now, D3zii said:

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Better than any RB on our roster and has 2 years of stats against P5 comp to back it up. No one we currently have can say that. 

30 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

I think we should pay Bear a zillion of this currency.

 

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Just slap that Dong on the table in front of him and he will find it hard to resist.

9 minutes ago, D3zii said:

ryan reynolds hd GIF

He's trolling or just stupid. That poster stans for whatever player has a hispanic background/name.

24 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Texas native, tore it up in the PAC 12 the past 2 years. I need. 
 

 

 

11 minutes ago, D3zii said:

ryan reynolds hd GIF

Because of his last name. Very predictable 

11 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Better than any RB on our roster and has 2 years of stats against P5 comp to back it up. No one we currently have can say that. 

Who are you really and why is your mission to do this all over the boards?

Im excited by that Gilbeau nugget. I thought he looked good as a freshman and was never clear on why he was MIA last year

38 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Texas native, tore it up in the PAC 12 the past 2 years. I need. 
 

 


Texas doesn’t need a RB you nitwit. 

11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Who are you really and why is your mission to do this all over the boards?

He's wrong so consistently that it's actually helpful. Just take whatever @Helobious says and do the opposite. 

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24 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Better than any RB on our roster and has 2 years of stats against P5 comp to back it up. No one we currently have can say that. 

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4 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

Would be 5 different high schools and 3 different colleges for Alexander since 2018 if he leaves again. That is honestly impressive.

I wonder how much he's made already in college? 

It's actually quite the scam considering he's only mediocre to slightly above average. 

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1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Texas native, tore it up in the PAC 12 the past 2 years. I need. 
 

 

I sometimes forget what a complete fucking retard you are. 

Texas native, tore it up in the PAC 12 the past 2 years. I need. 
 
 

Are there any QB transfers you think we should take too? Maybe OL?
2 minutes ago, Drifterwood said:


Are there any QB transfers you think we should take too? Maybe OL?

Surely Adrian Martinez has some eligibility left. Would instantly be the most experienced qb on the roster. 

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