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3 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

The thing is that the coach that put those two guys in the NFL is gone. So yes claim it but it can easily be countered.

I understand, but the DC is the same, so the scheme hasn't changed.  Plus, Texas and Sark have demonstrated the willingness/ability to find high quality replacements for departing position coaches.

That has not been shown to be the case at either ou or USC.

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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Shit, forgot about that rule already. Tough luck :(

Don't want the stink of Razorback in the lockerroom.

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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Shit, forgot about that rule already. Tough luck :(

What is irritating about your first post is the way you indicate that "they" have conveyed to someone, maybe only you, that that guy is the target. All Gerry did, in a generic portal thread, was state that Arkansas' stud punter was in the portal. That doesn't immediately indicate that he's thinking Texas is in on the guy. Christ.

2 hours ago, Hornlover said:

Be sure to have your trigger finger ready to post a screed on why The Breakfast Club and Sixteen Candles are just terrible, humorless movies.

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2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

What is irritating about your first post is the way you indicate that "they" have conveyed to someone, maybe only you, that that guy is the target. All Gerry did, in a generic portal thread, was state that Arkansas' stud punter was in the portal. That doesn't immediately indicate that he's thinking Texas is in on the guy. Christ.

k, cool. 

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7 minutes ago, cafe society said:

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I love Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 starts with 2 drunk dudes driving to the Texas/OU game.

We don’t need a punter. Have you seen our fucking running back room 

 

get all the DTs

We need to go after all these DTs in the portal, no matter the cost. Even if some of them never see meaningful snaps it means that other teams don’t get them. I want a 12 deep at DT that costs 5 million dollars a year. It will all pay off when we’re in the playoffs and other teams are starting linebackers at DT because every human over 300 pounds in the portal came to Texas. Chess not checkers. 

41 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I understand, but the DC is the same, so the scheme hasn't changed.  Plus, Texas and Sark have demonstrated the willingness/ability to find high quality replacements for departing position coaches.

That has not been shown to be the case at either ou or USC.

2 DTs in back to back drafts. 

1 minute ago, Hank Scorpio said:

We need to go after all these DTs in the portal, no matter the cost. Even if some of them never see meaningful snaps it means that other teams don’t get them. I want a 12 deep at DT that costs 5 million dollars a year. It will all pay off when we’re in the playoffs and other teams are starting linebackers at DT because every human over 300 pounds in the portal came to Texas. Chess not checkers. 

The Jimbo plan

29 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

I love Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 starts with 2 drunk dudes driving to the Texas/OU game.

TCM2 is actually a roman à clef written by cafe society and me, and we were really headed to the SWC Basketball Tournament. Everything else is true. Leatherface was a pussy.

24 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

TCM2 is actually a roman à clef written by cafe society and me, and we were really headed to the SWC Basketball Tournament. Everything else is true. Leatherface was a pussy.

And boy, when he found out about it, Eddie Sutton was pissed.

8 minutes ago, cafe society said:

And boy, when he found out about it, Eddie Sutton was pissed drunk

Fify

1 hour ago, Hank Scorpio said:

We need to go after all these DTs in the portal, no matter the cost. Even if some of them never see meaningful snaps it means that other teams don’t get them. I want a 12 deep at DT that costs 5 million dollars a year. It will all pay off when we’re in the playoffs and other teams are starting linebackers at DT because every human over 300 pounds in the portal came to Texas. Chess not checkers. 

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4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

USC mod

 

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I’m coming hard with this news.   

7 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I’m coming hard with this news.   

Up Her Nose is not just a great band name, it's a great memory.

 

7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

This notion of "need" regarding DT has gotten out of hand across the longhorn netdom and the media it follows. We "need" oxygen. The football team "needs" depth and a standout QB. It would be nice to have another anchor at DT for this season. I hope the plans for one come together and Texas has another excellent option on the roster by the summertime.

That said, all aspects of the defense are going to be better around these spots, and that lessens the urgency that many are espousing. Texas has better depth across the board, better experience at every other spot, and better talent everywhere else. There's also quality talent at the DT positions and that talent can be realized. Texas isn't trotting out Alex Norman and Gerald Wilbon on the interior DL this year irrespective of whether they bring another guy in from the portal or not.

Burton is fixated on this.

10 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

No USC

No studying for final exams.

41 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

No USC

Brah, the Internet does not lie, and I was assured up thread that it was a done deal that he was going to USC and UT shouldn't even bother.  

9 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Brah, the Internet does not lie, and I was assured up thread that it was a done deal that he was going to USC and UT shouldn't even bother.  

I wonder with Alexander reaffirmed, if it might've changed some things? Don't know but fuck sc. 

45 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Fuck Oregon already 

Yeah and fuck them hoes, too. 

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On 4/17/2024 at 2:14 PM, HateYouAndMyself said:

Don't even get your hopes up. It is USC. They almost had him in the Winter portal but he wanted to see how that new defensive staff would come together first. Apparently he liked what he was hearing from people he knows on that roster. Unless something really crazy happens I doubt he even takes other visits. Maybe he will use it as an excuse to get some free travel in but USC came in way over market value to make sure this one doesn't turn into a bidding war with others.

Obviously something could change but I've been expecting this one for weeks. This info per one of the bigger contributors to USC's NIL efforts. 


Nailed it. 

15 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Brah, the Internet does not lie, and I was assured up thread that it was a done deal that he was going to USC and UT shouldn't even bother.  

Did he check do not contact though?

11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why even entertain Colorado?

Warren Sapp?

In 2023, Sapp graduated from Texas Seminary Christian University with a Bachelor of Arts in Christian Sports Management. The conferment of his degree allows him to be hired by Head Coach Deion Sanders and work as a Colorado Buffaloes football team staff member.

27 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

In 2023, Sapp graduated from Texas Seminary Christian University with a Bachelor of Arts in Christian Sports Management. The conferment of his degree allows him to be hired by Head Coach Deion Sanders and work as a Colorado Buffaloes football team staff member.

Lol, what the fuck is Christian Sports Management?

15 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 


What the fuck. 

Or he said to himself "what am I even doing at this junior college" and got a job

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He was our only QB take in that class.  Charlie may have been the worst coach in Texas history but Tom Herman was begging dudes like Max Merrill and Charles Wright to come to Texas at the end of his tenure.  Im not sure I truly realized how shitty this roster was and Sark has done a fantastic job turning over this roster in just 3 years.  Hell we are losing guys like Tapp, Guillete (rumored to be entering), Walton…. Talented P5 level players bc they are 3rd string on this team.  AJ Milwee saying Bama’s 2nd team would whip the Texas starters when he arrived here makes a lot more sense looking back.  

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What the fuck. 

Not everyone can handle the moonshine!
10 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

You clearly need to brush up on your minor characters from John Hughes movies of the 80’s if you want to keep up with this crowd. 

 

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11 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Or he said to himself "what am I even doing at this junior college" and got a job

Didn't even wait around until ski season, and I thought chilling in a mountain vacation town was the point. 

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Just now, irishtexan said:

That is a 14 year old. Holy fuck.

When I was 14 years old I was also that dominant. 

At playing NFL Blitz on Playstation. 

2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Toia apparently has a little brother class of 27 who is a fucking wrecking ball.

Freshman on varsity highlights.

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/19382286/65d45219176c600a1c229e0f

 

After the first or second highlight, I wondered why he needed to do the circle-himself thing on Hudl, since it was very obvious which guy he was. He's the giant fucking mammoth blowing up anything in his path.

BTW, old news from yesterday, but not unexpected to see Jaden Rashada in the portal.

 

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4 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

BTW, old news from yesterday, but still kinda expected to see Jaden Rashada in the portal.

 

UGA heavily involved apparently

That guy has bust written all over him. He’s in it for the NIL and NIL only. 

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