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Today is boring. Not enough clearly tampered commitments going on. 

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It's been repeated here several times by people in the know that a small handful of medium donors are carrying most of the NIL weight for us right now and they are close to being tapped out. Apparently TOF is not where it needs to be yet, either.

I assume aggy is in a similar position, probably even worse since they just had to pass the hat to buy out Jimbo. Where the fuck are they getting the money to re-up a guy like Nolen?

4 minutes ago, tokamak said:

 assume aggy is in a similar position, probably even worse since they just had to pass the hat to buy out Jimbo. Where the fuck are they getting the money to re-up a guy like Nolen?

You're assuming aggy is making rational rather than emotional decisions.  You're asking the question assuming they're not blowing way more than they can afford to re-up him, and that they won't pay the price by not having enough for other needs.

If you assume that they'd spend whatever they have to spend in order not to be mocked for losing him, it starts to make more sense.

11 minutes ago, tokamak said:

It's been repeated here several times by people in the know that a small handful of medium donors are carrying most of the NIL weight for us right now and they are close to being tapped out. Apparently TOF is not where it needs to be yet, either.

I assume aggy is in a similar position, probably even worse since they just had to pass the hat to buy out Jimbo. Where the fuck are they getting the money to re-up a guy like Nolen?

So we may not get any bangers??

37 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Yes. It’s to the point where Aggies are celebrating a player that has been a huge disappointment not portaling as a recruiting win.  It made it laugh at the absurdity of it. 

They’re gonna make a trophy out of that.

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

A guy we briefly seemed to lead for:

 

That dude is cheeks

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Oh?

 

This is the one I have been waiting for. Can he start in our bowl games?

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Oh?

 

Venables should be on this. 

Just now, Constant said:

Venables should be on this. 

Mukuba's play declined after Venables left.

4 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

That dude is cheeks

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5 minutes ago, Constant said:

Venables should be on this. 

May the highest bidder win.

17 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Texas playing the long game.

For those asking about PFF grades:

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Coverage and snap counts the last three years (2023 at the top):

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9 hours ago, RabidM said:

If you give Nolen a raise after entering the portal, you're just encouraging more of your players to enter.  That's how you get more money, by scaring the money guys. 

But they aren’t getting paid a dime….

Wish list:

WR: Juice Wells, Julian Fleming

TE: Tanner Kozial

DL: Walter Nolen  

LB: Kaleb Elarms-Orr

DB: Korie Black, Andrew Mukuba

Just now, Snake Diggity said:

Wish list:

WR: Juice Wells, Julian Fleming

TE: Tanner Kozial

DL: Walter Nolen  

LB: Kaleb Elarms-Orr

DB: Korie Black, Andrew Mukuba

Why Fleming? Dude is injury prone and hasn’t lived up to his ranking. 

31 minutes ago, texifornia said:

A guy we briefly seemed to lead for:

 

Mack Brown was clappin’ cheeks

Maybe somebody should ask Juice Wells to invite Nyckoles Harbor to join him in the portal. He'd be amazing sliding into that JT Sanders role.

33 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Oh?

 

ok, this needs to be one of the absolute top priorites in the portal right now.

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oh, and since it was discussed earlier on this thread, here is clarification:

 

feel free to shoot the messenger on that one

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1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

oh, and since it was discussed earlier on this thread, here is clarification:

 

feel free to shoot the messenger on that one


Fuck the Refs
Fuck the Appeals Committee
But most of all, Fuck Chip Brown.

18 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Texas playing the long game.

For those asking about PFF grades:

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Random side observation but kinda crazy that his snap counts across three years were only 2 snaps different at most

40 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Oh?

 

can hummer and mzenitz quit pegging each other and make their own twitter/x posts?

33 minutes ago, Constant said:

Venables should be on this. 

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9 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

oh, and since it was discussed earlier on this thread, here is clarification:

feel free to shoot the messenger on that one

But you're the messenger.. 

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2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

But you're the messenger.. 

suicide by surly?

Bobby said this AM that Texas has been in contact with a WR who hasn't been linked to Texas yet (not Burks or Wells).  They're also looking for a "disruptor" on D.

 

1 minute ago, Post Oak said:

Bobby said this AM that Texas has been in contact with a WR who hasn't been linked to Texas yet (not Burks or Wells).  They're also looking for a "disruptor" on D.

 

Excellent reporting by bobby there.  Every team playing football wants this. 

7 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Bobby said this AM that Texas has been in contact with a WR who hasn't been linked to Texas yet (not Burks or Wells).  They're also looking for a "disruptor" on D.

 

 

Honest question - why is Deion Burks so highly regarded? His numbers aren't that special

Hopefully Will Sheppard gets a call

FWIW - in the ‘Portal’ thread on IT, Nahlin has DB/S listed as needing/expecting 3-4 guys from the portal. 

13 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Bobby said this AM that Texas has been in contact with a WR who hasn't been linked to Texas yet (not Burks or Wells).  They're also looking for a "disruptor" on D.

 

I’m told they would also like a few guys who score a lot of touchdowns.

25 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

oh, and since it was discussed earlier on this thread, here is clarification:

 

feel free to shoot the messenger on that one

The sad part is he actually already missed one full half (minus 10 seconds).  Seems like you get a harsher sentence if you do it early in the half vs late.  Targeting 10 seconds before the end of the game, gives you first half of next game.  Targeting 10 seconds into the half gets you the entire second half plus another one.  They should go by a rolling 30 mins.  In this case he would only miss 10 seconds of the next game.

Bobby said this AM that Texas has been in contact with a WR who hasn't been linked to Texas yet (not Burks or Wells).  They're also looking for a "disruptor" on D.
 

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15 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Bobby said this AM that Texas has been in contact with a WR who hasn't been linked to Texas yet (not Burks or Wells).  They're also looking for a "disruptor" on D.

 

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1 minute ago, Wayne said:

 

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17.5 TFLs and 14 Sacks? Is that good? 

Hmmm.... 3rd in the country in Sacks per Game, and 6th in TFLs per game? Sounds good.

9 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

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17.5 TFLs and 14 Sacks? Is that good? 

Hmmm.... 3rd in the country in Sacks per Game, and 6th in TFLs per game? Sounds good.

Yes, but how are his forearms?

 

Lulz.  This is from the Horns 247's article on Mukuba being in the portal.

 

"Sources tell Horns247 that the Longhorns staff is aware of this morning's development."

 

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