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Can he be our punt returner in the CFP?

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2 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I'm not buying it.  Every time I start to think OU is fucked they 1996 us.  Or 2000 us. 

He just cannot help himself

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2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Are we sure Golden playing with Blue in high school is a positive after the drama Blue created/caused? The dudes own teammates didn't want to let him back on the team.

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2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Are we sure Golden playing with Blue in high school is a positive after the drama Blue created/caused? The dudes own teammates didn't want to let him back on the team.

I take it completely the opposite way… that it indicates Blue has some reasonable amount of buy-in, that he didn’t recommend against coming, and that the coaches don’t see this as an issue. On the other hand, I know fuck-all about it and my glasses are orange. 

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2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

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So did Joe Cook (male).

 

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Holy smokes ... this is hilarious.

(Look at who made the pick ... 😂  😂  😂  😂.  The downside of automating stuff.)

 

 

 

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

Holy smokes ... this is hilarious.

(Look at who made the pick ... 😂  😂  😂  😂.  The downside of automating stuff.)

 

 

 

any word one Jane Cookfemale?

27 minutes ago, Getafix said:

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Shower time

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7 minutes ago, SuperSport said:

Is Newberry near Charleston?

No, they run the Texaco at Exposition and Windsor. 

1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

Are we sure Golden playing with Blue in high school is a positive after the drama Blue created/caused? The dudes own teammates didn't want to let him back on the team.

Might not have been an unanimous vote. 

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1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

Are we sure Golden playing with Blue in high school is a positive after the drama Blue created/caused? The dudes own teammates didn't want to let him back on the team.

Don’t overthink it. 

Based on Wiltfong's quick crystal ball and reports of a visit, I think it's pretty obvious Texas was already securing Golden a long time ago. Feels like Wiltfong already knew the result of this but just waited until Golden was officially in the portal. 

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2024 Texas Transfer Tracker (Updated 12/12/23 6:64pm)

On3 Transfer Portal Wire: https://www.on3.com/transfer-portal/wire/football/2024/
This is the quick hits for Texas-related transfers only.

Out:
Offense
WR Casey Cain, WR Isaiah Neyor, OL Sawyer Goram-Welch
Defense
S BJ Allen, Jalen Catalon, CB X'Avion Brice (North Texas), S Larry Turner-Gooden 

In: 
Offense

Defense
 

Targets (Estimated Needs): 

Italics indicate message board speculation only

TE (0-1)

WR (1-2)  Antwane "Juice" Wells Jr. (South Carolina); Deion Burks (Purdue); Matthew Golden (Houston)

DE (0-1) Trey Moore (UTSA; visited 12/9)

DL (0-1) Jamaree Caldwell (Houston)

S (1-2) Andrew Mukuba (Clemson)


K/P (1) 

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17 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Holy shit. Who is this smoke show?

At the risk of derailing the thread temporarily...

She's Dutch speed skater Jutta Leerdam.

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Jutta Leerdam enjoyed a mega 2022

 

 

 

From Dec 9th ... 

 

Oh -fishy-al ... 

 

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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Damn....

 

Per Bobby Jamaree Caldwell won't have the grades to get into Texas.

Well, shit. On to the next. 

Damn....
 
Per Bobby Jamaree Caldwell won't have the grades to get into Texas.

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11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Per Bobby Jamaree Caldwell won't have the grades to get into Texas.

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15 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Damn....

 

Per Bobby Jamaree Caldwell won't have the grades to get into Texas.

Yeah, sucked to hear. Some JUCO in his background 

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Holy shit. Who is this smoke show?

Jake Paul's girlfriend 

36 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Damn....

 

Per Bobby Jamaree Caldwell won't have the grades to get into Texas.

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39 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Damn....

 

Per Bobby Jamaree Caldwell won't have the grades to get into Texas.

Just need Kathy Bates to take his BYU online courses for him. 

No, they run the Texaco at Exposition and Windsor. 

Heh, distant relatives of mine
46 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Damn....

 

Per Bobby Jamaree Caldwell won't have the grades to get into Texas.


Imagine not having good enough grades at mother fucking Houston. As a student athlete no less. 

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8 minutes ago, gurt said:

Heh, distant relatives of mine

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53 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Booooooooo. That guy and his retarded brother eat dicks

Well sounds like she’s eating that dick 🤷‍♂️

3 hours ago, FWD said:

Can he be our punt returner in the CFP?

Yeah, fuck that Xavier Worthy guy. On a related note, can we just start Murphy at QB over ewers? I like inferior knock-offs of everything. 

49 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yeah, fuck that Xavier Worthy guy. On a related note, can we just start Murphy at QB over ewers? I like inferior knock-offs of everything. 

I don't know about that, but I wouldn't mind seeing a Byron Murphy to Sweat pass for a TD.

8 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Now you know why Gabriel bounced. 

 

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In a thread about Will Howard.

 

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1 hour ago, Newy25 said:


Imagine not having good enough grades at mother fucking Houston. As a student athlete no less. 

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3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Holy shit. Who is this smoke show?

Do you even google, bro?

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3 hours ago, CAHorn said:

At the risk of derailing the thread temporarily...

She's Dutch speed skater Jutta Leerdam.

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Jutta Leerdam enjoyed a mega 2022

 

 

Smoke!

But not reason to stop there. You should scout all Dutch Female Speed Skaters as well as Dutch Female Sprinters.

1 hour ago, Rhinotx said:

Well sounds like she’s eating that dick 🤷‍♂️

He doesn't have a dick. He does get pegged, you can see it in his dead eyes 

11 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Do you even google, bro?

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Smoke!

But not reason to stop there. You should scout all Dutch Female Speed Skaters as well as Dutch Female Sprinters.

Dutch field hockey players are mmm mmm good. The Dutch are doing it right with their wimmemz. Literally they could be bagging your groceries and they would still be a 10. 

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

. The Dutch are doing it right with their wimmemz.


Yes they are. My gf is a gorgeous Dutch woman. The Dutch women and the women from the Baltics (Latvia, Lithuania and Estonia) are tied for the most beautiful women per capita on the planet. I think Riga, Latvia has the most insanely amount of gorgeous women per capita but Vilnius, Talinn, Amsterdam etc... are right there. 

 

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