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Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Look at that murder's row of offers.

It makes perfect sense when you realize that those programs are A&M's peers. The issue obviously being that none of their fans accept that. 

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7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

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Look at that murder's row of offers.

can you imagine how quickly those dudes would laugh at Texas making an offer to this kind of guy?

their LB room must be in even worse shape than we thought.

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44 minutes ago, NoName said:

can you imagine how quickly those dudes would laugh at Texas making an offer to this kind of guy?

their LB room must be in even worse shape than we thought.

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1 hour ago, Constant said:

Yeah, I get it’s fun to enjoy a rival’s negative news, but this is bad for the sport in general. 

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Imagine going from the #1 recruiting class of all time to having to sell yourself on transfers from Old Dominion and Youngstown State. 

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

He was honorable mention all Missouri Valley Conference you stupid sips.

That's basically like all district in Texas which is basically what Taurean York was and he's the bestest linebacker we've had since the wrecking crew.  Glad we got him over Perkins and Hill.  

Real portal recruiting.  The Elk letting his nuts hang on Syracuse.  Whoop!

1 hour ago, Constant said:

Yeah, I get it’s fun to enjoy a rival’s negative news, but this is bad for the sport in general. 

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I mean it's almost too much right now. We're in the playoff, OU fans are complaining about other teams tampering and paying players, A&M is begging mediocre FCS type players to transfer in while in the midst of a complete program implosion brought about by exactly what we have been saying would bring it about. I'd be worried we are going to have to pay the piper down the road but I think we prepaid from 2010-2022.

39 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Did you just compare UT's academic standards with LSU's?

No. I just remarked that LSU was able to navigate Denver Harris’ admission with conference and NCAA approval. 

21 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Look at that murder's row of offers.

don't you mean murdered's row?

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More Duke players not following Elko to CS. 

11 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I mean it's almost too much right now. We're in the playoff, OU fans are complaining about other teams tampering and paying players, A&M is begging mediocre FCS type players to transfer in while in the midst of a complete program implosion brought about by exactly what we have been saying would bring it about. I'd be worried we are going to have to pay the piper down the road but I think we prepaid from 2010-2022.

It really is a great time to be alive.

1 hour ago, victory88 said:

lmao... ou was one of the biggest benefactors and culprits of tampering and getting players to transfer and this was before the portal era.  You guys poached QBs from other rosters for years.  go cry elsewhere. 

I remember in 2021, OU had lost a key WR to an arrest or injury or some such during spring ball, and two days later Mike Woods from Arkansas was magically in the portal and was in Norman shortly after.

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6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

“You only seen 25% of what he can do.”

 

can someone enlighten me to all the things a qb can do? Because I thought it was just “run” and “pass” but you know, I’m a simple guy. Not sure how you can get to 25% from 2 things, unless he can half run. Maybe he can only throw with one arm? What a non-ambidextrous loser. 

A good QB also hands the ball off. That get's you to 57% you stupid sip.

30 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I mean it's almost too much right now. We're in the playoff, OU fans are complaining about other teams tampering and paying players, A&M is begging mediocre FCS type players to transfer in while in the midst of a complete program implosion brought about by exactly what we have been saying would bring it about. I'd be worried we are going to have to pay the piper down the road but I think we prepaid from 2010-2022.

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2 hours ago, Constant said:

Yeah, I get it’s fun to enjoy a rival’s negative news, but this is bad for the sport in general. 

 

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14 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

I remember in 2021, OU had lost a key WR to an arrest or injury or some such during spring ball, and magically two days later Mike Woods from Arkansas was magically in the portal and was in Norman shortly after.

Trejan Bridges, I believe

Just as long as the ou OL isn’t going to aggy for money. I Don’t need good things happening to that program right now.  I have become a junkie over these past few weeks. 
I think half of surly goes to rehab if aggy manages to get their shit together.
1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

If we need a TE not named Jake Johnson here is our answer. 

 

Hey Sanborn, holla at your boy. 

4 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

If we need a TE not named Jake Johnson here is our answer. 

 

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Pretty sure Nolen's dad would be advertising the shit out of a visit if he was coming so I'll bet against him on this secret guy. Jake Johnson seems very possible. Would we look at Overton?

5 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

If we need a TE not named Jake Johnson here is our answer. 

 

Yeah, he would be perfect.

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

Pretty sure Nolen's dad would be advertising the shit out of a visit if he was coming so I'll bet against him on this secret guy. Jake Johnson seems very possible. Would we look at Overton?

Pretty sure he's going to Bama this weekend 

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

Old Dominion and now Youngstown St.  This is glorious.  They are going to be fondly remembering the Jimbo years in the not so distant future.

But ol' Jimbo did less with more.  Now that's coaching!!

59 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Imagine going from the #1 recruiting class of all time to having to sell yourself on transfers from Old Dominion and Youngstown State. 

Jimbo strikes again?

3 minutes ago, NashLonghorn said:

But ol' Jimbo did less with more.  Now that's coaching!!

Say what you want, but Jimbo did get all of the BBs in the box. And then he flushed that box down the toilet. 

8 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Yeah, he would be perfect.

Was he injured this year? His 2023 season stats are Gunnar Helmish. His big year was in 2021. 

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

The biggest reason I don't want Texas going after Nolan is that I don't think he's a needle mover. He's fine as a player, but he was overranked and that's continued to be a problem. He thinks he's better than he is, he's on his own snap count for plays per game. He's softer than kitten shit. He has no interest in conforming to a team's culture. Let him go merc it up somewhere else. I will be disappointed if Texas does anything there other than lob in the courtesy phone call.

This.  Wherever Nolan goes, he will be expensive.  And if you want to build and maintain a winning culture,  the team needs to see guys getting paid for doing things the right way.  

Worthy is expensive,  but he works hard, plays hurt (even when he shouldn't), and produces on the field.  Bijan Robinson was the same.

If the team sees expensive players taking plays off, or running off the field every other play, what motivation do they have to do things the right way? The right way is hard, and painful.  Being soft is a lot easier. 

By all means, we should pay up for warriors.   Pussies like Nolan can get fucked.  

I cannot adequately express how little I care about the difference between an elk and a mule deer, but kudos to y'all for enjoying nature. 
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Mule deer- not SEC ready

Elk- not only SEC ready but will win multiple championships you stupid sip.
1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Was he injured this year? His 2023 season stats are Gunnar Helmish. His big year was in 2021. 

Stanford had a new HC this year that runs an offense that doesn't feature TEs at all.


Yes they are. My gf is a gorgeous Dutch woman. The Dutch women and the women from the Baltics (Latvia, Lithuania and Estonia) are tied for the most beautiful women per capita on the planet. I think Riga, Latvia has the most insanely amount of gorgeous women per capita but Vilnius, Talinn, Amsterdam etc... are right there. 

 
Ex gf was South African of Dutch and Portuguese descent. Makes for a tall beautiful woman, but also a little too cray cray for my tastes.

god it'd be hilarious if he ended up at ole miss.  aggy hates kiffin.

Not to say anything about Nolen, but Scruggs said the visitor would be on campus tomorrow, not this weekend

18 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

god it'd be hilarious if he ended up at ole miss.  aggy hates kiffin.

And Kiffy hates 'em back

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

I mean it's almost too much right now. We're in the playoff, OU fans are complaining about other teams tampering and paying players, A&M is begging mediocre FCS type players to transfer in while in the midst of a complete program implosion brought about by exactly what we have been saying would bring it about. I'd be worried we are going to have to pay the piper down the road but I think we prepaid from 2010-2022.

 

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1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

I mean it's almost too much right now. We're in the playoff, OU fans are complaining about other teams tampering and paying players, A&M is begging mediocre FCS type players to transfer in while in the midst of a complete program implosion brought about by exactly what we have been saying would bring it about. I'd be worried we are going to have to pay the piper down the road but I think we prepaid from 2010-2022.

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The surprise transfer visit could be Jardin Gilbert. 

Good safety that was thought to be a lock to LSU. First come first serve between Makuba and Gilbert? 

Came up initially as a potential option for us before better WRs entered

 

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