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7 minutes ago, sidis said:

watching usc games likely would not have aided your assessment of any individual player.  I am fairly certain that usc did not force a single punt all year.

Yeah, he's got some strikes against him coming from that shitshow.  I wonder if best case is he's got talent, but probably needs actual coaching.

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I doubt Texas goes after Domani Jackson, but the guy has years of eligibility left, has all of the raw materials, and likely just needs some actual coaching to be a hell of a player. I’m assuming he’ll be heading to Bama shortly. 

15 minutes ago, Tony Two K said:

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Toss that in some eggs, with some onions and peppers and a lot of salt and pepper and hot sauce.... you might have something. 

From what I saw of him, he's athletic but undisciplined. Feels like his instincts are poor too, but it's easy for someone to look bad in that defense.

I'd still want Braylan Shelby if he entered.

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11 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Toss that in some eggs, with some onions and peppers and a lot of salt and pepper and hot sauce.... you might have something. 

… to throw in the trash 

35 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Is he good?  I didn't watch any USC games all year.

Nah he was horrible

22 minutes ago, texifornia said:

We're probably getting a 2025 commitment today

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3 hours ago, DeadSalamander said:

Actually I have (travel quite a bit). Here's where a study by US News and World Report has us: 32 out of 50 (2 places above Mississippi). Sorry if reality impacts you're "yeehaw Texas" worldview

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/rankings/infrastructure/transportation/road-quality

Texas #32...Mississippi #38...@DeadSalamander that puts Texas "2 places above Mississippi".

 

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Anyway, I live in Austin and drive through East Texas, Louisianna, Mississippi and Alabama a couple times a year on my way to my cabin in Northern Georgia.  Louisiana and Mississippi have the worst roads on the drive and it's not even close.  Texas and Georgia have the best...hell, even Alabama isn't too bad.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Toss that in some eggs, with some onions and peppers and a lot of salt and pepper and hot sauce.... you might have something. 

Post oak, egg, and cheese breakfast tacos?

3 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

Ole Miss isn’t the SMU of the south that would be Tulane, 

SMU is the SMU of the south.

6 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:

SMU is the SMU of the south.

The South stops at Houston (or Tyler upstate). Everything west of that is just Texas. 

Just considering Austin area vs Dallas area (the parts I'm familiar with) you can see how much worse Austin is vs Dallas.

And my biggest issue with the road engineering in Travis/Williamson counties are the stupid off-camber corners everywhere.
I wish they'd engineer them to be on-camber like most states are doing (the proper way).

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Andrew Mukuba to Texas!!!

 

 

 

 

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Someone should create a separate thread for Mukuba

It’s Thursday already?!? 

 

2 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Was kinda hoping we’d get a daily announcement for the next few days to build momentum.  I guess we’ll just have to wait.

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The sequence of the top two posts on his twitter ... 😂  😂  😂  😂.

 

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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

It’s Thursday already?!? 

Tuesday obviously, everything always happens on Tuesday.

3 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Someone should create a separate thread for Mukuba

I think we got you covered

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2 hours ago, Tony Two K said:

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2 hours ago, Xminus6 said:

Still can’t get over this abomination and that he posted it because he was proud of it. I’m no Aaron Franklin but I don’t think the brisket is supposed to be absorbing moisture from the cutting board. 

Always reminded me to this.

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I think we got you covered

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2 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Well, he's not Sunbelt Conference good but we'll settle for him.

Elko didn't offer 

2 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Well, he's not Sunbelt Conference good but we'll settle for him.

This post just made me realize Mukuba committing is going to get those idiots on the Florida boards hopeful that we now don't have space for Filsaime so I'm looking forward to those threads

derp 

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4 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

Arkansas is doing a similar thing but they are picking up the A&M rejects

What does one of these even look like?

I assume it must be some combination of being unable to sign their name and being unable to qualify for a loan. 

5 minutes ago, Jebus said:

What does one of these even look like?

I assume it must be some combination of being unable to sign their name and being unable to qualify for a loan. 

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I heard simple jack got his both his B.S. and his masters from A&M, but he doesn’t wear his Aggie ring because he was tired of being made fun of 

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FWIW - in todays OnTexasFootball Bobby said that Texas told former Notre Dame TE Holden Staes (now a Tenn commit) that they don't currently have a spot available - they are waiting on JaTavion Sanders to announce whether he is staying or going.  If Sanders announces for the NFL, then Texas will re-engage with Staes or move on to other portal TE's if necessary.

9 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

FWIW - in todays OnTexasFootball Bobby said that Texas told former Notre Dame TE Holden Staes (now a Tenn commit) that they don't currently have a spot available - they are waiting on JaTavion Sanders to announce whether he is staying or going.  If Sanders announces for the NFL, then Texas will re-engage with Staes or move on to other portal TE's if necessary.

So Staes is using the fake UT as a placeholder commitment? Nice.  

Hopefully waiting on JT Sanders doesn't have Holden Staes all in angst like his namesake Holden Caulfield.

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9 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

So Staes is using the fake UT as a placeholder commitment? Nice.  

Hopefully waiting on JT Sanders doesn't have Holden Staes all in angst like his namesake Holden Caulfield.

Texas is a bunch of goddamn phonies!

15 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

So Staes is using the fake UT as a placeholder commitment? Nice.  

Hopefully waiting on JT Sanders doesn't have Holden Staes all in angst like his namesake Holden Caulfield.

You might say his recruitment is currently in a...

...Holden pattern.

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3 hours ago, Tony Two K said:

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And people wonder why Ketch loves ham so much

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1 hour ago, Teryor said:

This post just made me realize Mukuba committing is going to get those idiots on the Florida boards hopeful that we now don't have space for Filsaime so I'm looking forward to those threads

Hope you read quick.

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

Toss that in some eggs, with some onions and peppers and a lot of salt and pepper and hot sauce.... you might have something. 

Diarrhea?

1 hour ago, Teryor said:

This post just made me realize Mukuba committing is going to get those idiots on the Florida boards hopeful that we now don't have space for Filsaime so I'm looking forward to those threads

about that....

 

 

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