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1 hour ago, UT Lax said:

https://www.ourlads.com/ncaa-football-depth-charts/depth-chart/texas/92016

Can someone please provide the projected 2024 DT depth chart and any likely portal transfers at the position?  I am worried about entering the SEC weak on the interior with Sweat, Murphy, Collins, and Carter leaving and no 4-star recruits in 2023 and 1 low 4-star in 2022 recruiting classes and no apparent targets in portal. We should be throwing all the NIL $ at Walter Nolan!

 

Listen you aggy fuck. We’re not taking that expensive dead weight off your hands. You better hope for Ole Miss to pull through and outbid you.

I was too busy chuckling at "oh noes no 4 star recruits in 2023" to remember that Sydir Mitchell exists. 

56 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

We really need an "Oh no, the SEC" gif. That text on the Jessica Walter eye roll gif from Modern Family above.

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56 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

How many of you savages actually clicked on that and read the poem? Perverts.

 

 

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(Lulz - in 2024, Missouri plays Oklahoma.  And A&M.)

 

 

 

 

4 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

(Lulz - in 2024, Missouri plays Oklahoma.  And A&M.)

 

 

 

 

OU like that kid on Modern Family

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3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Brutal edit... torn blOU jersey

It's Hayes' standard transfer edit - he did the same style with Golden's

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1 hour ago, UT Lax said:

https://www.ourlads.com/ncaa-football-depth-charts/depth-chart/texas/92016

Can someone please provide the projected 2024 DT depth chart and any likely portal transfers at the position?  I am worried about entering the SEC weak on the interior with Sweat, Murphy, Collins, and Carter leaving and no 4-star recruits in 2023 and 1 low 4-star in 2022 recruiting classes and no apparent targets in portal. We should be throwing all the NIL $ at Walter Nolan!

 

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Told you it was Mizzou 

12 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Brutal edit... torn blOU jersey

We are here to help the Sooners because inside every Sooner is just a Tiger trying to get out.

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

We really need an "Oh no, the SEC" gif. That text on the Jessica Walter eye roll gif from Modern Family above.

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2 hours ago, UT Lax said:

https://www.ourlads.com/ncaa-football-depth-charts/depth-chart/texas/92016

Can someone please provide the projected 2024 DT depth chart and any likely portal transfers at the position?  I am worried about entering the SEC weak on the interior with Sweat, Murphy, Collins, and Carter leaving and no 4-star recruits in 2023 and 1 low 4-star in 2022 recruiting classes and no apparent targets in portal. We should be throwing all the NIL $ at Walter Nolan!

Sure.  But first you have to tell us why aggys are all such lying bags of shit.  

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11 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

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I love seeing these guys who passed on Texas that went to another school and it didn’t work out. They have to go to a small place because they aren’t good enough to crack the 2 deep at the school they thought they were better than. It truly warms my heart to see this. 
 

Fuck the Brocks. 

23 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It's Hayes' standard transfer edit - he did the same style with Golden's

What's it like to have such an an encyclopedic knowledge of a man who's skillset causes you literal, physical revulsion? I imagine it's something like Gordon Ramsey being forced only to eat in the restaurants and company of Guy Fieri. 

15 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

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My eyes were getting a little Misty yesterday with all the good recruiting news…

10 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

I love seeing these guys who passed on Texas that went to another school and it didn’t work out. They have to go to a small place because they aren’t good enough to crack the 2 deep at the school they thought they were better than. It truly warms my heart to see this. 
 

Fuck the Brocks. 

In the long run, it is better for us. If he wasn't good enough for Ohio State, he isn't good enough for Texas.

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40 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

(Lulz - in 2024, Missouri plays Oklahoma.  And A&M.)

 

 

 

 

Remember guys, this has nothing to do with him being from MO, growing up 90 minutes from Mizzou’s campus, or the fact that Missouri just had a great season and looks to be a much better program than it was a year ago, this is only about money and it’s ruining the virtuous sport of football for fans of honorable programs, like Oklahoma, right @Constant? 

3 minutes ago, pacman said:

In the long run, it is better for us. If he wasn't good enough for Ohio State, he isn't good enough for Texas.

Or maybe he was creeped out by this fuck watching him dress every day in the locker room.

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Nolen?  You can't read twitter threads anymore without an account.

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Nolen?  You can't read twitter threads anymore without an account.

Overton fonged to Bama

2 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

posting to the aggy thread

I posted a couple.  There are more.

49 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

I love seeing these guys who passed on Texas that went to another school and it didn’t work out. They have to go to a small place because they aren’t good enough to crack the 2 deep at the school they thought they were better than. It truly warms my heart to see this. 
 

Fuck the Brocks. 

Also see:  Adeyele, Tunmise

Overton didn’t do shit in College Station, I’m a little surprised he’s a take for Alabama 

4 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Overton didn’t do shit in College Station, I’m a little surprised he’s a take for Alabama 

Saban sees the value of aggy tears.

9 minutes ago, Plorant said:

Also see:  Adeyele, Tunmise

Agreed.  When you act like an asshole during the recruiting process, people don’t forget. Never burn a bridge.  

24 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

I assume this helps UT with Trey Moore. Saban had 3 big portal EDGE/DL recruits (including Moore & Overton) on OVs to Bama this past weekend. Saban seemed determined to get at least 1 of them.

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Wonder if this is in regards to Moore.

20 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Overton didn’t do shit in College Station, I’m a little surprised he’s a take for Alabama 

He's been injured. Saban is buying a lottery ticket.

5 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

Wonder if this is in regards to Moore.

Moore or Tyanthony Smith

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3 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Overton didn’t do shit in College Station, I’m a little surprised he’s a take for Alabama 

Raw materials. Saban is certainly assuming he can fix him, just like he's fixed coaches. I'm not sure he's terribly wrong. The last 3 transfer classes have each helped Bama collectively in their production.

Transfers in to Bama, looking at it quickly:

2021:

To'oTo'o - He was fine at Tennessee and fine at Bama. Not sure there's anything wrong here, but not a great example of cleaning up a mess of a player after a transfer.

Jameson Williams - Who the hell knows if Bama  turned this guy into a witch, but he was witch for them. Probably a good example.

Jack Martin (P) - No clue but he also transferred out as a GT.

2022: 

Gibbs - He was excellent at GaTech and excellent at Bama. 

Burton - He looked more promising at Georgia than his development at Bama. He's been their leading receiver, and I don't give one shit if the mock drafters are sucking him off, but he's not a star and doesn't strike fear into the hearts of defenses.

Ricks - He fall off a cliff at Bama and was in conflict with Saban for much of his time there. Bust of a transfer with high hopes.

Tyler Harrell - At Miami now, I don't remember him doing much at Bama.

Tyler Steen - He was excellent at Vanderbilt (2 time All SEC) and Bama poached him as a GT. He was excellent at Bama and became a 3rd round pick.

2023: 

Dippre - I thought this was a bizarre take to shore up the TE spot and, while he's played plenty, he's just a dude on the field. Maybe he's an exceptional blocker, but I haven't heard much on that. Frankly, he had better numbers at Maryland than Bama.

Trezmen Marshall - He had a good year at Bama after being an oft-used backup at Georgia. He's a fine example for turning the career up for a transfer.

Jaylen Key - Elevated himself in eyeballs going from UAB to Bama but he performed better as a player at UAB. 

Trey Amos - Solid backup who played a lot this year for Bama. Not a similar transfer to Overton in that this guy wanted to move up a level and show that he could compete even though he was no longer assured of starting.

Tyler Buchner - Full on bust who was better at Notre Dame.

 

4 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Moore or Tyanthony Smith

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3 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Satya has been unusually positive lately, which is a Christmas miracle, and it brightens my day. 

 

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