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4 hours ago, UncleSonny said:

Maybe it’s just the season, but whenever you follow CTJ around the site forcefully parroting his takes, I always picture you as this little guy

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Haha. I’ve got pictures of a lot of you in my head.  When he was going off on turf wars, I just kept hearing/seeing this guy

 

 

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7 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

My goodness, ERob is absolutely ransacking the house on the way out. The only reason they still have a lamp is because it is bolted down. 

I know we love to beat on aggy, and I love it too. Just want to say that I saw Fadill Diggs in a recruits stream yesterday. I think it was Smith's? Telling them to go to A&M. I thought that was nice tbh. Just because Robinson is raiding that roster its nice to see Diggs have a bit of integrity.

19 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

Look guys Im just gonna say it. I think Evan Stewart and Casey Thompson would be good locker room adds. 

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I won't ever understand why they let him hang around and poach players.  It's makes absolutely no sense.  He's not keeping anything together.

8 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I know we love to beat on aggy, and I love it too. Just want to say that I saw Fadill Diggs in a recruits stream yesterday. I think it was Smith's? Telling them to go to A&M. I thought that was nice tbh. Just because Robinson is raiding that roster its nice to see Diggs have a bit of integrity.

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I won't ever understand why they let him hang around and poach players.  It's makes absolutely no sense.  He's not keeping anything together.

Because if they were smart they wouldn't be aggy
3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I won't ever understand why they let him hang around and poach players.  It's makes absolutely no sense.  He's not keeping anything together.

It reminds me of weak executive teams at tech companies. They just let issues fester and fester, getting worse and worse, rather than face some temporary pain to fix a problem once and for all. It’s really weak management. Of course, it’s why I end up with plenty of consulting work, so not all bad.  

27 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

My goodness, ERob is absolutely ransacking the house on the way out. The only reason they still have a lamp is because it is bolted down. 

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2024 Texas Transfer Tracker (Updated 12/21/23 5:00pm)

On3 Transfer Portal Wire: https://www.on3.com/transfer-portal/wire/football/2024/
This is the quick hits for Texas-related transfers only.

Out:
Offense
WR Casey Cain (UNLV), WR Isaiah Neyor, OL Sawyer Goram-Welch, QB Maalik Murphy
Defense
S BJ Allen (North Texas), S Jalen Catalon, CB X'Avion Brice (North Texas), S Larry Turner-Gooden (San Jose State), DL Kris Ross

In: 
Offense
WR Matthew Golden
Defense
DB Andrew Mukuba

Targets (Estimated Needs): 

TE (0-1) Holden Staes (Notre Dame)

WR (1-2)  Antwane "Juice" Wells Jr. (South Carolina); Deion Burks (Purdue); Matthew Golden (Houston; visited 12/15)

DE (0-1) Trey Moore (UTSA; visited 12/9)

DL (0-1) Jamaree Caldwell (Houston)

DB (1-2) Andrew Mukuba (Clemson; visited 12/15)


K/P (1) 

51 minutes ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:


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Aggies do seem to have, how do you say it, Italian egos.

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At first glance, I thought this guy really needed to hurry and finish his photo shoot so he could run take a piss.

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1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

At first glance, I thought this guy really needed to hurry and finish his photo shoot so he could run take a piss.

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he is not listed on 247

 

6 minutes ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

he is not listed on 247

 

Following Klein from Kansas St. he was a scholarship WR for K St but apparently is walking on at aggy. He is originally from College Sration. 

12 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

At first glance, I thought this guy really needed to hurry and finish his photo shoot so he could run take a piss.

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His dad is the Assistant Athletic Director for Equipment and Apparel at a&m. So PWO and might get free tuition anyways. Good pickup tbh, though very low impact.

20 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Following Klein from Kansas St. he was a scholarship WR for K St but apparently is walking on at aggy. He is originally from College Sration. 

Tight end or wide receiver? NTTATWWT

4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Was it Bisontits that got a 0.0 grade from PFF in one of his games?

No, that was RT Dametrious Crownover - 0.0

17 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

His dad is the Assistant Athletic Director for Equipment and Apparel at a&m. So PWO and might get free tuition anyways. Good pickup tbh, though very low impact.

Why is a random nepotism driven signing a good pickup?

25 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

His dad is the Assistant Athletic Director for Equipment and Apparel at a&m. So PWO and might get free tuition anyways. Good pickup tbh, though very low impact.

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10 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Why is a random nepotism driven signing a good pickup?

Just a hard working, blue collar type, who will lead them to the promised land.

 

 

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31 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

His dad is the Assistant Athletic Director for Equipment and Apparel at a&m. So PWO and might get free tuition anyways. Good pickup tbh, though very low impact.

So, the guy in charge of passing out that ugly Adidas crap?

15 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Why is a random nepotism driven signing a good pickup?

Like Luke Brockermeyer, you get a low-level P5 scholarship level backup for free.

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Like Luke Brockermeyer, you get a low-level P5 scholarship level backup for free.

With the way their roster is coming together, that dude will be more than a backup

Jeremiah Hunter is a stud and fits the bigger/downfield mold. 

I would not be surprised if we are interested. 

5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Xavier Worthy’s high school teammate. Put up big stats at Cal. 
 

 

Is a good player… didn’t get utilized super well and wants to get showcased in his final year.  Feels like a #3 wr at a school like Texas.  A poor man’s AD Mitchell

What I don't understand is how is it allowed by the NCAA, give a recruit's dad the lowliest faculty job and his kid gets a scholly that does not go into the limit? They made a good rule for dual scholarship players, the team that makes the most revenue loses the scholarship. But the above is skirting this logic.

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10 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

Is a good player… didn’t get utilized super well and wants to get showcased in his final year.  Feels like a #3 wr at a school like Texas.  A poor man’s AD Mitchell

He will end up at a good school.

My bet is somebody like USC, Oregon, or Washington has already been tampering with him in that area. 

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5 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

With how much of a mess Stewart is, could I possibly ask for him to not get any deal he really likes to leave and decide to go back to aggy for one more go, just to finish his goal of toxify the locker room and destroying the WR room as he walks off in game 6

This is the way.

If aggy isn't the top bidder yet again it might be a sign they've learned something.  Or just that they're poor.

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

He will end up at a good school.

My bet is somebody like USC, Oregon, or Washington has already been tampering with him in that area. 

Haven’t heard any specific whispers with him but it wouldn’t surprise me.  He’s not a #1 at a big time school IMO but he’s be an excellent piece in a top end WR room.  Decent size, thick for a WR, good but not elite speed, good hands, good route runner.  Had the other teams top CB on him for the last 2 years and still pulled 60 balls a year in awful to so-so offenses.  

29 minutes ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

Cook make a gesture at Stewart?  They’re boys right?

Link bjorked or just me?

26 minutes ago, linux said:

What I don't understand is how is it allowed by the NCAA, give a recruit's dad the lowliest faculty job and his kid gets a scholly that does not go into the limit? They made a good rule for dual scholarship players, the team that makes the most revenue loses the scholarship. But the above is skirting this logic.

I don’t think that’s true because Price’s son was on the 85 man limit. They might find him money but just because your parent is faculty doesn’t mean it’s 100% paid for. 

29 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:


Whatever it was, he deleted it.

It was essentially his signing day video from last year talking about why he picked Texas and quote retweeted it with 🤔🤜

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Blooch is the new preferred nomenclature. I am desperate to get this to happen and have no problem spamming the boards with it. 



You seek the bravest and finest knights in the land to join you in your court at Scholz Garden?  I will join in this holy effort!

6 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



You seek the bravest and finest knights in the land to join you in your court at Scholz Garden?  I will join in this holy effort!

Does that make Stewart Sir Not Appearing in This Film?

Link bjorked or just me?
Bjorked for me as well
1 hour ago, linux said:

What I don't understand is how is it allowed by the NCAA, give a recruit's dad the lowliest faculty job and his kid gets a scholly that does not go into the limit? They made a good rule for dual scholarship players, the team that makes the most revenue loses the scholarship. But the above is skirting this logic.

His dad has worked there for more than two decades (before the kid was even born) and is fairly high up in th AD. Kid’s a low three star. This isn’t a scandal

5 hours ago, Teryor said:


 

He also goes by Trevor!

 

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3 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

His dad is the Assistant Athletic Director for Equipment and Apparel at a&m. So PWO and might get free tuition anyways. Good pickup tbh, though very low impact.

They are on target to have like 68-70 athletes on scholarship after the next few enter the portal and the unsigned commits go elsewhere. He prob assumes one will for sure be left over for him

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3 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

At first glance, I thought this guy really needed to hurry and finish his photo shoot so he could run take a piss.

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Based on what Elko has done so far, the kid will probably just slide into Evan Stewart's role as a starting WR. 

3 hours ago, Zhorn96 said:

Is a good player… didn’t get utilized super well and wants to get showcased in his final year.  Feels like a #3 wr at a school like Texas.  A poor man’s AD Mitchell

Right, but we are a rich man, so….

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15 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

Bisontis is the one who was a freshman all american in some publication that probably didn't watch any games

To be fair, good freshman all American OL are difficult usually if you’re playing, you’re fucked. Kelvin Banks is a freak.  

15 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

All of these things are true: 

1. Evan Stewart is a very good and talented football player. 

2. He’s a shithead. 

3. Some programs are not going to recruit him because in their view #2 trumps #1. 

It’s not that fucking complicated. 
 

When the stupid takes are so omnipresent it forces Hank Scorpio to make a serious post, you should know you’re on the wrong side of history. 

Who was the aggy player that drove dangerously through a parking garage? He was a DB as I recall. Did he transfer last year? 
 

TIA

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